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Boydean 16-08-2007 12:28

Re: Programer's excuse
 
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Originally Posted by Kingofl337 (Post 638957)
Due to popular demand to replace the pointless progress bar on the current versions of easyC, intelitek is proud to introduce for the 2008 season the all new IFI/intelitek Loader.

Now thats what I'm talking about.

AdamHeard 16-08-2007 12:57

Re: Programer's excuse
 
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Originally Posted by Kingofl337 (Post 638957)
Due to popular demand to replace the pointless progress bar on the current versions of easyC, intelitek is proud to introduce for the 2008 season the all new IFI/intelitek Loader.

please, please let that be real.;)

Eldarion 16-08-2007 14:26

Re: Programer's excuse
 
Obviously no one here has gotten into the wonderful world of large-scale FPGA synthesis, or compiling the Linux kernel, for that matter. Those processes can take hours!!! :ahh:

mtaman02 16-08-2007 17:22

Re: Programer's excuse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingofl337 (Post 638957)
Due to popular demand to replace the pointless progress bar on the current versions of easyC, intelitek is proud to introduce for the 2008 season the all new IFI/intelitek Loader.

Now thats Funny
Is it user controllable?
Does it play the traditional music while compiling and then the crash sound when the code crashes in the middle of compiling?
Does the blocks move Slower/Faster on the amount of Speed and RAM available?

Marc P. 16-08-2007 18:00

Re: Programer's excuse
 
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Originally Posted by Eldarion (Post 639006)
Obviously no one here has gotten into the wonderful world of large-scale FPGA synthesis, or compiling the Linux kernel, for that matter. Those processes can take hours!!! :ahh:

The ultimate compiling excuse would be running Gentoo linux, where virtually every installable package is compiled from source. On an older system I had, it took an entire week to get everything I needed compiled (kernel, bootloader, X, KDE, firefox, openoffice, etc).

Any time an update was available, I'd have to plan on not using that machine for a few hours while it compiled. Kind of annoying, but it's a great distribution to get under the hood and really play with the guts of linux.

joeweber 22-08-2007 13:19

Re: Programmer's excuse
 
Lets get real. Its never programing, its always wired wrong! Just ask the programmer.

Alan Anderson 22-08-2007 13:37

Re: Programmer's excuse
 
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Originally Posted by joeweber (Post 639584)
Lets get real. Its never programing, its always wired wrong! Just ask the programmer.

There's a flip side to that reality: the typical electrical group firmly believes that any wiring issues can be fixed in software. (The typical mechanical group merely believes that most mechanical issues can be fixed in software.)

Bomberofdoom 22-08-2007 14:08

Re: Programmer's excuse
 
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Originally Posted by Alan Anderson (Post 639586)
There's a flip side to that reality: the typical electrical group firmly believes that any wiring issues can be fixed in software. (The typical mechanical group merely believes that most mechanical issues can be fixed in software.)

So true, so sad. :rolleyes:
"Man, I'm tired...hey, let's go get some food and blame the programmers that the arm isn't going up."

Salik Syed 22-08-2007 22:45

Re: Programmer's excuse
 
Unfortunately I can't use that excuse at work ... since almost all my code is in javascript, php, ruby or some other interpreted language!

EHaskins 22-08-2007 22:58

Re: Programmer's excuse
 
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Originally Posted by Salik Syed (Post 639674)
Unfortunately I can't use that excuse at work ... since almost all my code is in javascript, php, ruby or some other interpreted language!

Now all you need is an excuse to change to a compiled language.

mtaman02 23-08-2007 00:20

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Yeah usually anything electrically wrong with the robot (motor wires reversed) can be fixed in programming =). Why fix the problem by reversing the wires when you can just edit the code to compensate and if it doesn't work out blame the programmer any way =).

Salik Syed 23-08-2007 01:15

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Once you go to flexible interpreted languages like ruby or python programming in regular OOP languages like java or C++ is such a drag... you can never go back.

Red Mage 28-08-2007 19:49

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Code on our team laptop rarely takes long at all, what we did was finish the code, test the code, change the code, test again, and then spent 2 weeks driving '06's robot around the hallway, and parallel parking whilst another member was playing Super Metroid on an emulator. No one bothered us because the construction team never finished until after Day 1 at Hofstra.

I find another good XKCD to be http://xkcd.com/292/


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