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"Yeah, I know it was a tough match, that's why I said that you need to stay cool. Except I meant John Wayne cool, not <snort> Dwayne Wayne!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #165
 

Girl on right: "Two nerds walk into a bar. Ow."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #165
 

Lady on right: "So can you believe it? He said that AndyMark wheels and transmissions were no good?"
Everyone else <serious laughter>

Don

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Tim: "That match was WICKED AWESOME!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #165
 

Girl on the right: So how many FIRST students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tim: How many?

Girl on the right: One, but it will take six weeks.

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Clinton, Ma Newscaster: Today we finally discovered the reason local Tim Baird always wears that silly hat, after, for the first time in his coaching career, he sang a cover of Outkast's 'Hey Ya' titled 'Beat Ya'. Unfortunately, the words to this lyrical masterpiece were never recovered, and this is the only known picture of the event, due to everybody dying of determined causes. In other news, American Idol judge Simon Cowell recently died and rolled over in his grave, all at once.

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Tim reacts to the latest celebrity rumor that Demanda Kamen has tied the knot with a pig farming hill-billy, and is including him as a backup singer on her next album.

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Here we go...

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KTorak
2) GaryVoshol
3) boiler
4) Travis Hoffman
5) Andy Baker
6) EricH
7) joshsmithers
8) EddieMcD
9) Don Rotolo
10) Greg Needel

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!