CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #167
 

It's a good thing I can't think of a pun that goes with 167.

Here are the scores:

This week's picture is a bit of a doozy. It has actually, I kid you not, been planned for three months in advance. (That's before BattleCry, even.)

Why, you ask? Because the subjects of this week's contest are celebrating an anniversary on Tuesday. Their 25th wedding anniversary, to be exact. And what better way to celebrate it than with a good captioning?

Here's the picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/billfred/1393934743/
-Infinity to anyone who turns this into an aww thread. ;)

As always, the deadline is most likely Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #167
 

"Now how exactly do i build a robot to cut this awesome cake? Could use the globe motor with a knife on it? maybe the Fisher Price is better here? WAIT! do we have enough goggles for all the guests? I'm not getting married without safety goggles!"

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"I wanted to use a Sawz-All... but she wouldn't let me."

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"How did you get the cake to come to us?"
"I had an R/C car pull it."
"Why didn't you use a robot???"
"What's that?"

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(circa 1982)
"To think that someday, most people will have powerful computers smaller than our wedding cake named after everyday objects like fruits or pieces of architecture"
"Nah. That wont happen till the year 2050"

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Chris and Karen -
forming a winning alliance that will see them through the coming years as a FIRST class couple, rolling with life's challenges and cheering life's joys - together.

--
Congratulations and all the best to you two. :)

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Wait a minute, what's KarenH doing with Bill Walton?

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*knife breaks* It's okay honey, I brought back up *grins*...

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Honey, when we opened the gifts, did I see a box labelled "Robot Controller"?

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Ah, little did the happy know that in a few short years there would be another reason, besides the honeymoon, to lock themselves away for weeks on end....

FIRST Build Season!

:yikes:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #167
 

"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w"

hmm.

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Chris learns his first lesson in engineering,
something called "gravity" after cutting and removing slices from the BOTTOM of the cake first!

The bonus (at least in Karen's eyes ;) )
is the added lesson in 'domestication' of how to use a dish towel and mop to handle the aftermath of his first lesson.

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One minute they were happily cutting the cake. Before anyone knew what happened, cousin Joe (snooping through the presents for the robotic arm) was drenched with punch.

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Sometime in the future.
Announcer: "Has this ever happened to you? You are at a wedding and the happy couple cut the cake only to get frosting all over the cloths. Or you eat too much, of the cake, and gain weight. Well here at Acme Technologies (TM) we have taken the wedding cake to new heights with our Holographic solid cake. You can eat all you want and not gain a single pound. Also there is nothing left over to clean up. Just turn off the patented holographic field and the whole thing disappears."

[not an entry] I want my score back. Please [not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #167
 

I can't edit that post now, but your score (44) is still on the spreadsheet I use. That's the one that counts.