CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #169
 

According to my source, there hasn't been a team 169 in several years in FRC. Guess that eliminates my obvious source of round-starting humor...

Here are the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/26445

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #169
 

The Secret Service had a big job trying to keep a low profile and protecting the President during his visited to the FIRST Championship arena.

It was made even more difficult because he wanted to drive his personal Jeep onto the arena floor too.

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Check my custom machine

Well she's metal flake red with a red jeep mill
(Check my custom machine)
And they say it looks better when she's standin' still
(Check my custom machine)
When I shoot out the balls she goes wa aa aa
I'll let you look but don't touch my custom machine

Well with tiny bucket seats in front and back
(Check my custom machine)
'Everything is cool, man', say the X-Cats
(Check my custom machine)
When I shoot out the balls she goes wa aa aa
I'll let you look but don't touch my custom machine

A FIRST kind of robot, I love how it sounds
(Check my custom machine)
It rolls into matches an inch off the ground
(Check my custom machine)
When I shoot out the balls she goes wa aa aa
I'll let you look but don't touch my custom machine

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo

----
a nod to the Beach Boys song...
sort of.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #169
 

mannaman looks for a new set of FP motors. When found, he uses their frame as a robot.

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What? It's within the size limits and it's COTS. We just painted over the Barbie Pink.

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All my friends know the Low Rider
The Low Rider is a little higher

The Low Rider drives a little slower
Low Rider, is a real goer

Low Rider knows every street, yeah
Low Rider, is the one to meet, yeah

Low Rider don't use no gas now
The Low Rider don't drive too fast

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me :cool:

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Jeep Bot...... STAY HERE!!

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After Mike, 17 more clowns came out of the jeep.

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Jeep, in order to break into the toy market, have developed the CJ-KID.
The CJ-KID has many safety devices. In the event of a crash (2 mph of faster) Poof Balls deploy, saving your child from serious injuries.
Unfortunately, since the NTSB got involved, the cost of the CJ-KID is $5000.00.

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Nobody will suspect that this robot is actually Rees's getting away jeep from getting pied in the eye.

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Dude!
It's a Jeep thing...
You just wouldn't understand.

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"Maybe with these sunglasses on, no one will recognize me. I can't believe I packed my Barbie Jeep instead of the robot! How embarrassing!!"

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Hey, who's that movie star behind the Foster Grants?

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Mike: "Shh! It's the prototype for next year's FIRST Tech Challenge robot platform! Don't tell anyone you heard it from me!"

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I'm the 'jeep' in 'GP' !

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Paul Bunyan is seen here leaving his Jeep after arriving at Ra Cha Ruckus...

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"Sadly, cruising around for chicks in that thing doesn't work very well."

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Dude's gotta have a lot of balls to drive around in a car like that....

(Get it? Poof balls? AHAHAHAHA whatever)

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when choosing to pose next to a car that isn't yours to pick up women, make sure you are targeting the correct age group.

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This is what happens when KITT is one of your team's mentors. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_rider#KITT)

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<not entry> It's been a while since I've gotten around to entering a caption contest</not entry>

"Why do people always start staring whenever I walk around with my new girlfriend?"

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Okay, Firefox has eaten my post three times now. I'm doing it in TextEdit.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rocketperson44
2) Alex Cormier
3) Wayne Doenges
4) Hiteak
5) EricS-Team180
6) BlondeNerd
7) KathieK
8) 3dude_2231
9) Don Rotolo
10) Greg Needel

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #169
 

WOAH! I had no idea i was in a caption contest! Nice replies by the way!