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...
Kontestant #1: "What are Krispy Kremes?"
Mr. Trebek: "That right for $100"
Kontestant #1: I'll stick with Kathie K's Favs for $200
Mr Trebek: "...a true Kanadian singing star!...and here's a photo"
Kontestant #1: ...ummm "Who is Paul Anka?"
Mr Trebek: Sorry...no...you might want to look at the photo again!"
Kontestant #2: "who is Karthik!"
Mr Trebek: "...judges? I'll need a FULL name."
Kontestant #2: "Who is Karthik <squints> KanIgeta...no...um...
<squints harder> Karthik Kangaroopa...no!...ummm
Karthik Kanagasabapathy! "
Mr Trebek: "Yes! for $200."
Kontestant #2: "Great! I'll try Hoffman Highlites for a hundred"
...

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"ahhh... the perfect disKuise...
Karthik: "I'll just put this cap on, to match up with Kathie's hight, now we're practically the same person.."

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Here we see the winnering entry of the FCL during it's inaugeral year... the FIRST Cloning League... based upon Dean Kamen's latest scientific interest. The winning team, while thrilled with the outcome, promised an even more impressive demonstration at the upcoming IRI talent show. The author was assured that the artifacts resulting from a unit mismatch between vendors would be corrected by that time.

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And next on Montel Williams. Sons with embarrassingly long names are reunited with their birth mothers.

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"I thought it was physically impossible for those two to be in the same place without the universe exploding..."

<not part of entry>Well, it was nice being in first place for all of 10 hours...</not part of entry>

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Kathie: Hey, let's swap credentials. No one will ever know the difference, as long as you don't sing Karthik! :eek:

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when the doctor said he needed to find two compilable people, he never excepted this.

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<Not an entry>Kudos to Billfred for making it up to Brunswick Eruption this weekend, with robot in tow for a pre-rookie team to use.

That explains why it is Monday evening and no scores yet. I give Billfred a gimme on this one.

Don

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo (Post 649786)

<Not an entry>
WOW! Bill, U R one crazy FIRST Guy!:)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo (Post 649786)

Don has it nailed; Brunswick Eruption kicked my butt a little harder than I expected. Catching up on life has caused what might be the first ever double-invocation of the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong (Post 649789)

<Not an entry>
WOW! Bill, U R one crazy FIRST Guy!:)

This was in question? ;)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

One day in Mr. Lavery's kindergarten class...
"OK boys and girls, in this picture what things are not like the other?"
Andy, "Karthik is taller?"
Karen, "Kathie smiles better""
Beth, "Karthik lives across the border?!?"
Wayne, "Kathie doesn't jump up and down?"
Chris, "Oh I know! I know! Karthik can't sing!!!"
Jane, "You can't tell that from the picture!"
Everyone, "Yes you can!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Here we see Karthik and Kathie pausing to pose for a picture at the inaugural FIRST-Relevant Halloween Costume Party. Kathie comes dressed as an FVC judge, while Karthik is resplendent in his Hat on a 2006 Pokey Pokey Stick outfit.

Somewhere off camera, Travis Hoffman is having difficulty putting on his 2004 purple ball headpiece, 2001 big ball vest, 2-stack bin arms and 4-stack bin legs ensemble.....

"We need some truly 3XL game pieces for 2008 so I can actually wear game objects that fit me!!!" Travis was heard muttering next to an empathetic Dave Lavery, dressed as an insane Scottish Highlander on a Segway.

And that's how giant inflatable clowns finally found their way into a FIRST competition game. The End.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) EddieMcD
2) skimoose
3) boiler
4) GaryVoshol
5) JaneYoung
6) Rich Kressly
7) Rosiebotboss
8) KarenH
9) KathieK
10) EricS-Team180

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

Kathie: We are at a VEX competition, and here is our entry.
Karthik: *sings* Wheels on the bot go round and round, round and round, round and round...

(What? Tell me you didn't twitch at the thought.)

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Wayne Doenges    56

Travis Hoffman    48

EddieMcD    46

KathieK    44

boiler    41

EricS-Team180    39

Al Skierkiewicz    34

kramarczyk    32

JaneYoung    32

GaryVoshol    31

lukevanoort    30

rocketperson44    24

Greg Needel    24

EricH    22

Rich Wong    20

skimoose    19

Don Rotolo    18

InfernoX14    17

BlondeNerd    15

cooker52    15

Jay H 237    13

raymaniac    13

MissInformation    10

joshsmithers    10

Pavan    10

Barry Bonzack    8

Hiteak    8

Nuttyman54    8

Tottanka    8

Libby K    7

Alex Cormier    7

Koko Ed    7

Alexa Stott    6

Andy Baker    6

Tim Delles    5

Schnabel    5

Dave Scheck    4

KarenH    4

Kristian Calhoun    4

Rosiebotboss    4

"Big Mike"    4

3dude_2231    4

taylort    4

wpdrummer    4

Bcahn836    4

Cynette    4

zinefer    4

Otaku    3

Bharat Nain    3

Michelle Celio    3

Richard    3

Danielle H    3

SSMike    3

artdutra04    2

Beth Sweet    2

ChrisH    2

dhoizner    2

KTorak    2

Zyik    2

Rich Kressly    2

Jeremiah Johnson    2

114ManualLabor    1

65_Xero_Huskie    1

andrew348    1

Dorienne    1

Goober!!!    1

JBotAlan    1

Jessica Boucher    1

KelliV    1

Steve W    1

Elgin Clock    1

Onward!

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Thanks for posting everyone. You brought some smiles to my face this week!