CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #174
 

It's still Sunday Monday Tuesday!

Here are the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29228

As always, the theoretical deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Bill's Mom,"Thank goodness, he actually owns laundry detergent!"

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What's the best way to start the day? Jazz!

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After implementing Artificial Intelligence in their robot, Team 1618 decided their robot was smart enough to live on its own. Unfortunately, it is not a very good housekeeper.

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FIRST Search Committee member #1:
OK, so the fact is, Billfred has lost his mind. That we know.

FIRST Search Committee member #2:
Yes, but the rumor is, he left it on the road somewhere. It could be anywhere up or down the east coast.

a voice from under the blanket: eureka! I found it!

FIRST Search Committee member #1: Billfred, did you find your mind?

the voice: no, but I found the loose screw - we're getting closer.

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Recent studies have shown that throwing an electric keyboard in with your dirty laundry will NOT let "musical mojo" wash off onto your clothes and magically imbue you with amazing singing powers. See Exhibit A for evidence of a recent failed attempt - the room of subject #1114, one Kanagasabapathy, Karthik. Subject was last seen running away crying from the local karaoke bar, the torturous sounds of laughter and booing nipping at the heels of his shattered psyche as he lost himself in the comforting darkness.


[NAE] :rolleyes: [/NAE]

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Most dorm rooms have posters of Halle Berry or Angelina Jolie. This one features Woodie Flowers.

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i wonder if i could use that controller to control the Dewalt power tools to bring me a Pepsi Jazz...?

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AS TIDY AS IT GETS (" wait 'till you see when it's messy..")

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Billfred: Now where did I put that robot? The controller's still here...Wonder if turning it on will help...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *thud* Ouch.

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"One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Can you guess which thing is not like the others
By the time we finish this song."

Well Bob, we have 3 joysticks, and 1 bottle of laundry detergent. The laundry detergent doesn't belong here.

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1.0 Urban Camouflage
1.1 Definition
The art of disguising oneself in order to blend in with the background.
1.2 Example (See Photo)
Here is a near perfect example of proper camouflage. Only an experienced
person would spot the corner of Billfred’s clipboard peeking out from under
the blanket.

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BillFred> Ok, if you're going room with me you have to understand the room's control interface.
20thNewGuy> Sure...whatever <rolls eyes>
BillFred> the joystick on the right opens the fridge door
20thNewGuy> yeah, yeah,yeah...
BillFred> the joystick on the left opens the blinds
20thNewGuy> uh...huh
BillFred> the middle still needs some tweaking...whatever you do...NEVER TOUCH IT!
20thNewGuy> <grabs middle stick snickering> whatttt...like this?

<large electric blue flash, 20thNewGuy reduced to a small neat pile of ash...the only thing neat in this room>

BillFred> <looks glumly> ...as I was going to say, it controls the tetra-hydrogen power cell, but there's a short...<shrugs> I lose more room mates that way

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"Look closely and you will see what the Cookie Monster left behind under the bed"

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"Nice to meet you, Messy. I'm Billfred."