Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #179

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #179

Dan: Hey look! we can slice french fries with this thing!

Tytus: <scrambling for a blow torch> mmmmmmm...Well there's no corn oil in the shop... let's heat up some 3-in-1! I'm starving!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #179

If you crushed thousands of Mountain Dew cans on your forehead for your team's recycling program only to begin having thoughts of torching acres of swampland and incurring accidental self-imposed injuries, you, too, would find a new method to get the job done! Luckily, Dan isn't Tytus and realized the error of his ways before it was too late.

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Dan: You know Tytus, I'm not so sure this DanTytus venture was such a good idea. AndyMark's Performance Wheels look like they could hold up a truck. These... for a lack of better a phrase... don't.

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I don't get it, I just don't get it! They told me this was so easy a freshman could do it. It says Badge-A-Minute right on it and I have been here for it seems like hours. Tytus, can you show me again? I promise to get it this time.

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"So this is where Tytus gets all his 'I love Brandon Marcus' buttons..."

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muttering... "I wish these were bearings... I wish these were bearings..."

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Dan (thinking to himself...): "all those years of college and I'm making buttons???"

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Easy Button? Yeah right

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Hah, made it under the wire!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Somewhere around the 200th button, Dan realized that the whole behind-the-scenes spirit preparation could use a little boost.
Dan: What we need is a button trebuchet. That would really launch our marketing campaign!

(Bad puns and marketing--a match made in heaven.)

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by boiler

You've heard "every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"?
Well,
Every time a FIRSTer puts on safety glasses, another button is born.

Judging by Dan's lack of safety glasses, he's tired of his job.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) rocketperson44
2) skimoose
3) Richard
4) Rich Wong
5) GaryVoshol
6) Don Rotolo
7) iCurtis
8) EddieMcD
9) EricS-Team180
10) EricH

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

Dan: I think you are right Tytus, these "I love flame throwers" buttons will be a hot item.

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Travis Hoffman    67

Wayne Doenges    65

boiler    62

JaneYoung    60

EddieMcD    60

KathieK    54

EricS-Team180    51

Al Skierkiewicz    50

GaryVoshol    45

kramarczyk    37

Rich Wong    37

EricH    31

lukevanoort    30

skimoose    29

Greg Needel    29

rocketperson44    28

Don Rotolo    25

BlondeNerd    23

InfernoX14    17

cooker52    15

raymaniac    15

Jay H 237    13

Barry Bonzack    13

joshsmithers    12

Tottanka    12

MissInformation    10

3dude_2231    10

Pavan    10

Libby K    9

Hiteak    8

Nuttyman54    8

Alex Cormier    7

Koko Ed    7

Schnabel    7

Cynette    7

Alexa Stott    6

Andy Baker    6

KarenH    6

Kristian Calhoun    6

Rosiebotboss    6

zinefer    6

Tim Delles    5

Richard    5

Dave Scheck    4

"Big Mike"    4

taylort    4

wpdrummer    4

Bcahn836    4

Danielle H    4

Alan8or    3

Otaku    3

Bharat Nain    3

Michelle Celio    3

Zyik    3

basicxman    3

SSMike    3

artdutra04    2

Beth Sweet    2

ChrisH    2

dhoizner    2

KTorak    2

Rich Kressly    2

Tetraman    2

iCurtis    2

Jeremiah Johnson    2

114ManualLabor    1

65_Xero_Huskie    1

andrew348    1

Conor Ryan    1

Dorienne    1

Elgin Clock    1

Goober!!!    1

JBotAlan    1

Jessica Boucher    1

KelliV    1

Steve W    1

blakcheez    1

Onward!