Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #181

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This spy picture showed Big Mike testing and confirming that the new 2008 game pieces are durable and indestructible.

Home Depot is planning to stock over 100,000 rocking horse just before the kickoff.

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Big Mike: the first man in FIRST to ever lose a race to a wooden horse
-or-
I don't think that I've ever seen anyone losing a race to a horse witout a rider.

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Well, I guess Big Mike FINALLY got that pony he wanted for Christmas!

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If you think this is silly you should see his sidekick's costume.

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Black horse (in Nelson voice) Ha Ha

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Here we see Big Mike and his dainty mare, Powder Puff, crossing the finish line as the runner up entry in the 1st Annual Home Depot Large Guys on Little Horsies Race. The winner, Travis Hoffman, completed the race on his noble steed, Black Lightning (pictured to the left), about an hour prior to this photo being taken. Trav's due to come back from dinner at Chipotle any time now just to make sure Mike didn't crash and burn negotiating the last hairpin turn toward the home stretch in the Plumbing Department.

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"It's the Mafia's new method of horse-related 'accidents'."

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It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Home Depot supports its workers who compete in the Olympics. Hearing this, Big Mike decided to try out for the equestrian events. Unfortunately just after this photo was taken, the poor little pony was smushed into tiny fragments, causing Mike to call out, "Hi Ho Sliver, Away!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

The Boss:

The mane problem with Mike is that we never know when he is doing a demo and when he is just horsing around. Not complaining, the merchandise is trotting right out the door. We may have to pony up with a nice bonus this year.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) raymaniac
2) boiler
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) Travis Hoffman
6) EddieMcD
7) Don Rotolo
8) Lil' Lavery
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
because they all had severe spinal cord injuries after Big Mike said "It's my turn to be jockey!"

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Travis Hoffman    71

Wayne Doenges    68

JaneYoung    67

GaryVoshol    65

boiler    64

EddieMcD    64

KathieK    56

EricS-Team180    53

Al Skierkiewicz    52

Rich Wong    41

kramarczyk    40

skimoose    34

EricH    34

lukevanoort    30

rocketperson44    29

Greg Needel    29

Don Rotolo    29

BlondeNerd    23

InfernoX14    17

raymaniac    17

Barry Bonzack    16

cooker52    15

Jay H 237    13

joshsmithers    12

Tottanka    12

Libby K    10

MissInformation    10

3dude_2231    10

Schnabel    10

Pavan    10

Hiteak    8

Nuttyman54    8

Alex Cormier    7

Koko Ed    7

Cynette    7

Alexa Stott    6

Andy Baker    6

KarenH    6

Kristian Calhoun    6

Rosiebotboss    6

zinefer    6

Tim Delles    5

Richard    5

Dave Scheck    4

"Big Mike"    4

taylort    4

wpdrummer    4

Bcahn836    4

Danielle H    4

SSMike    4

Alan8or    3

Otaku    3

dlavery    3

Bharat Nain    3

Michelle Celio    3

Rich Kressly    3

Zyik    3

basicxman    3

artdutra04    2

Beth Sweet    2

ChrisH    2

dhoizner    2

iCurtis    2

KTorak    2

sishu7    2

Tetraman    2

Lil' Lavery    2

Jeremiah Johnson    2

114ManualLabor    1

65_Xero_Huskie    1

andrew348    1

blakcheez    1

Conor Ryan    1

Dorienne    1

Elgin Clock    1

Goober!!!    1

JBotAlan    1

Jessica Boucher    1

KelliV    1

Steve W    1

Onward!