CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #181
 

Here we go again! Here are the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29303

We're finally roughly caught up, so the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST.

Go!

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A Christmas Eve caption contest and a big guy with some four-legged, hooved mammals...Big Mike must be Santa!

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'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
because they all had severe spinal cord injuries after Big Mike said "It's my turn to be jockey!"

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Big Mike shows that he's really just a little kid at heart.

Don

[npoe]Big Mike can cause spinal cord injuries just with his world-famous bear hugs[/n]

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Home Depot supports its workers who compete in the Olympics. Hearing this, Big Mike decided to try out for the equestrian events. Unfortunately just after this photo was taken, the poor little pony was smushed into tiny fragments, causing Mike to call out, "Hi Ho Sliver, Away!"

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Here we see Hoss Cartright reliving his childhood days.
Of course the horses were much bigger back then.

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I know you're all wondering, and yes, that is a full-grown Clydesdale.

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The Boss:

The mane problem with Mike is that we never know when he is doing a demo and when he is just horsing around. Not complaining, the merchandise is trotting right out the door. We may have to pony up with a nice bonus this year.

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Big Mike: "Let's see, if I start off at 42.349905 and -71.076072 and head towards kickoff, it will only take me... 342.242026 days to get there!"

Big Mike unknowingly reveals the answer to game hint #2!

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Neigh, Get off me, neeeiigghh

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Big Mike: "I'M a COWBOY!!!! ...On a STEEL ...ummm errr... HOBBY HORSE I Riiiiiiiiide! I'm wanted <shrieks> WANTED!!!!

Dead or Alive!!!!!!"

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Which is faster: Big Mike afoot, or Big Mike on a horse?

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Dave already declared caption contest on this one... and since I have bowl game travel to worry about tomorrow, I shall default to my last caption.

<Entry>



...Okay. fine. you twisted my arm. I'll make a new one.


<actual entry>
Horsey Horsey go to town.
Horsey Horsey Don't...Fall.... Dow- oh nevermind.

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Poor horse.

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This is one of the ways that Fisher Price tests to failure, everyone of it's products. It's not scientific but it works.

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This spy picture showed Big Mike testing and confirming that the new 2008 game pieces are durable and indestructible.

Home Depot is planning to stock over 100,000 rocking horse just before the kickoff.

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Big Mike: the first man in FIRST to ever lose a race to a wooden horse
-or-
I don't think that I've ever seen anyone losing a race to a horse witout a rider.

/not part of post/ go with the bolded one /not part of post/

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Well, I guess Big Mike FINALLY got that pony he wanted for Christmas!

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If you think this is silly you should see his sidekick's costume.

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Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum ...

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Black horse (in Nelson voice) Ha Ha

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Here we see Big Mike and his dainty mare, Powder Puff, crossing the finish line as the runner up entry in the 1st Annual Home Depot Large Guys on Little Horsies Race. The winner, Travis Hoffman, completed the race on his noble steed, Black Lightning (pictured to the left), about an hour prior to this photo being taken. Trav's due to come back from dinner at Chipotle any time now just to make sure Mike didn't crash and burn negotiating the last hairpin turn toward the home stretch in the Plumbing Department.

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"It's the Mafia's new method of horse-related 'accidents'."

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It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) raymaniac
2) boiler
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) Travis Hoffman
6) EddieMcD
7) Don Rotolo
8) Lil' Lavery
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are...

Onward!