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ZInventor 29-06-2009 13:36

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a really annoying holographic pop-up saying “you are the 1000th person to post in this thread, click here to claim your prize”


Puts in pop-up destroying virus!

Burmeister #279 29-06-2009 19:19

Re: Vending Machine
 
you get a sentient super virus that causes pigs to fly and/or explode.

puts in a time machine

demosthenes2k8 30-06-2009 08:40

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But you get it back out before you put it in

Puts in antivirus software...and wonders if the vending machine uses *nix instead.

SushaK 30-06-2009 15:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Burmeister #279 (Post 865233)
you get a sentient super virus that causes pigs to fly and/or explode.

gets: oink! oink! BOOM!

----------------------------------------------------

gets blue screen of death :ahh:

*puts in tech support*

NorviewsVeteran 30-06-2009 16:17

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Gets put on hold.


*puts in telephone that's been thrown across a room*

Wayne Doenges 01-07-2009 06:56

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You get a dial tone. The old phones were unbreakable. Cell phones aren't :D

*inserts a bag of paint balls

demosthenes2k8 01-07-2009 15:46

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Gets them shot back out at you

Puts in a Tribble

youngWilliam14 02-07-2009 15:36

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recieves Pavel Chekov

puts in dilithium crystal

Wayne Doenges 05-07-2009 07:26

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You get a nice necklace and two matching earrings :D

*inserts a warp drive
(staying with the ST theme)

youngWilliam14 05-07-2009 10:28

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recives warp 9 travel to and charted planet

*puts in Captain Jean-Luc Picard*

demosthenes2k8 06-07-2009 11:00

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Gets Piers from Golden Sun. (If you don't get the reference... google is your friend)

*puts in house*

Zipding 07-07-2009 13:24

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You get a shack

Puts in shack

youngWilliam14 07-07-2009 14:07

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you get a hut

*puts in jabba*

demosthenes2k8 07-07-2009 16:02

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You get Darth Vader

Puts in his Lightsaber

bobwrit 07-07-2009 18:28

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You get Surgery



*puts in Laptop*

Schnabel 07-07-2009 18:53

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You get a rotten tomato.

*Put's in dictionary*

ezpkns 07-07-2009 23:03

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you get a floppy disk containing the animation "all your base are belong to us"

*puts in coin*

ZInventor 08-07-2009 03:32

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gets coin back along with message saying THIS MACHINE NO LONGER ACCEPTS COINS

kicks machine and walks away, foiled again

Wayne Doenges 08-07-2009 07:07

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You get nothing because you didn't put anything in :D

*inserts Jello

youngWilliam14 08-07-2009 09:58

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recieves pudding

*puts in coke can tab*

demosthenes2k8 09-07-2009 14:55

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Gets a trip to Six Flags

Puts in an entire summer camp, complete with campers

Mr. Pockets 09-07-2009 17:31

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Yum yum
You get a team of budding engineers, a copy of next years game rules, and a complementary blueberry muffin for your trouble.

Puts in 85 lbs worth of unused line paper...

EricH 09-07-2009 17:38

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You get 85 lbs of shredded unused line paper.

*Puts in coin*

youngWilliam14 10-07-2009 09:08

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gets novlety squished penny thing


*puts in denim*

demosthenes2k8 10-07-2009 15:52

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You get one of those campers back!

...somehow...

Inserts the game rules

NorviewsVeteran 10-07-2009 16:32

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Gets checked real quick by Ron for using old rules.

*inserts angry, overweight gopher*

raymaniac 10-07-2009 18:04

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you get a potato with eyes and little paws

And just to explain NV's post, me and him are here at Governor's School and Ron is our Resident Adviser who will check you real quick if you do anything bad and who got chased by an angry, overweight gopher.

puts in the Third Floor

Schnabel 11-07-2009 18:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by raymaniac (Post 866340)
you get a potato with eyes and little paws

And just to explain NV's post, me and him are here at Governor's School and Ron is our Resident Adviser who will check you real quick if you do anything bad and who got chased by an angry, overweight gopher.

puts in the Third Floor

You get my college bill!!! Thanks for sending me to 4.5 to 5 years of college goodness!

Puts in flippy floppy.

demosthenes2k8 13-07-2009 21:02

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You get a squashed pop-tart

*Runs into the vending machine*

EricH 13-07-2009 21:26

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You get a massive headache, a trip to the ER, and the bag of Doritos you were really after. Plus the medical bill and the repair bill for the machine.

*Gets new machine and puts in a coin*

Wayne Doenges 14-07-2009 07:15

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You get a Milky Way bar.

*inserts a much used dollar bill.

NorviewsVeteran 14-07-2009 07:25

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gets a much used dollar bill.

*shoves in same dollar*

sgreco 14-07-2009 08:02

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Vending machine wants more, a dollar can't get you anything, the machine is too expensive.

*PI $5*

demosthenes2k8 14-07-2009 15:02

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Vending machine still wants more

*PI Dean's wallet*

Zipding 14-07-2009 23:43

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You get Woodey's wallet

Puts in Milkey Way bar

Wayne Doenges 16-07-2009 06:28

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You get chocolate sprayed all over your shoes. Machine is allergic to chocolate :D

*inserts a bag of marbles

Zipding 16-07-2009 16:26

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You get glass dust

Puts in the dust

Matt Attallah 16-07-2009 20:02

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You get glass packed mufflers! ::safety::

I'll put in a spray or two of Nitrous...:D

Zipding 17-07-2009 10:06

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You get a great gush of fire in your face as the vending machine explodes


Puts in fire extinguisher

demosthenes2k8 17-07-2009 15:25

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Nothing happens.

*Puts in an order for over 9000 more Vending Machines*

delsaner 18-07-2009 12:44

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you get a power level thats OVER 9000!!!!!!

*puts in nutella*
O_o

youngWilliam14 20-07-2009 08:56

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you get a sandwich

*puts in north dumpling island constitution*

Schnabel 20-07-2009 09:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by youngWilliam14 (Post 867266)
you get a sandwich

*puts in north dumpling island constitution*

You get Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 1.

Puts in a 5 hour energy.

Zipding 21-07-2009 10:04

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Gets a Jolt


Puts in coin

Wayne Doenges 24-07-2009 12:23

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You get a Cupie Doll :D

*inserts various size springs

youngWilliam14 24-07-2009 14:39

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gets a trackball launcher and caution tape

*puts in gnomes*

NorviewsVeteran 24-07-2009 15:51

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Gets underpa- Hey where'd they go?!

*inserts jug of high-efficiency Tide*

Schnabel 24-07-2009 16:12

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You get a time warp.

Puts in college professor.

delsaner 24-07-2009 23:42

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By a series of calculations, we can conclude that the results would be.... a college classroom.

*Puts in poker chip*

youngWilliam14 27-07-2009 08:20

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gets taxed

*puts in accountant*

FTC G-FORCE 31-07-2009 21:51

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vending machine melts a gas tank that gos BOOM Then catchis C4 on fire blowes up the world in that cace it move the sun in to a nother star and blowes up Evrything THE END:D

youngWilliam14 31-07-2009 22:01

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*puts in coin*

:D

Schnabel 01-08-2009 00:34

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You get a series of beeps alerting you to put in a second coin for a soda.

EricH 01-08-2009 01:15

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You put nothing in, so you get...nothing.



*PIC*

sgreco 01-08-2009 12:02

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Gets the webcast to work at IRI.

*PIC*

FTC G-FORCE 01-08-2009 21:14

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WINS $100,000 from bottle cap:D.

PIC

Wayne Doenges 02-08-2009 06:52

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You get a note from the IRS saying "Where is our share" :D

*inserts 97 pennies

delsaner 03-08-2009 14:10

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gets 97/100th of a dollar

*puts in gold*

Schnabel 03-08-2009 15:14

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Get's Cash 4 Gold receipt for $0.27, you now owe them for postage to send the check.

Puts in piano.

youngWilliam14 03-08-2009 16:02

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gets a blind-folded rendition of "moonlight sonata"

*puts in blind-fold*

FTC G-FORCE 04-08-2009 19:06

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gets a bomb and starts world war 3 (not) you get cake yumyum:D

*pic*

Wayne Doenges 07-08-2009 05:51

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You get nothing because you didn't share the cake.

*inserts an harmonica

Ryan Simpson 11-08-2009 13:11

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Gets a cookie!

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 15-08-2009 16:38

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You get a Team 1501 wings pin.

* inserts a bottle of super glue :ahh:

EricH 15-08-2009 17:48

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You get stuck to the vending machine.

*puts in debonder to unstick the glue*

jmanela 15-08-2009 17:58

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it fails.

*PIC*

delsaner 15-08-2009 20:26

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It works again

*puts in fake coin*

ezpkns 13-01-2010 14:54

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gets fake chips

karatekid 13-01-2010 20:13

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...I'm assuming that you put in a coin. You get dehydrated water.

ezpkns 14-01-2010 01:42

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how ironic that you forgot to put in a coin. I'm going to assume you did. You get a camel painted pink

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 14-01-2010 07:14

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You get a pair of rare Team 1501 wings :D

*inserts a soccer ball

karatekid 21-01-2010 17:07

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You get a penalty at regionals for wasting a soccer ball.

*insert a robot.

carolynn4848 27-01-2010 11:41

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You get aluminum shavings.

*Puts in random teacher*

BrendanB 27-01-2010 14:18

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Gets an "F"

PIC

Refresh 27-01-2010 17:46

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Get book on Dave's impossible hints.

-pic-

flyingcrayons 28-01-2010 17:24

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gets a sprite... refreshing :)

PIC

Refresh 28-01-2010 18:09

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lol nice one. you get a box of crayons that fly out of the machine at you

-pic again-

BrendanB 28-01-2010 20:47

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Nothing, every thing is out of order! I hate it when that happens.

Puts in more "stuff" and a coin!

RoseJ 29-01-2010 16:42

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Gets an old rule book from the 2004 game.

-puts in a bolt-

ReapersRule 31-01-2010 15:37

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You get a nut.

*PI yellow card* (stupid 400 ways to get a yellow card this year)

Phoenix Spud 02-02-2010 22:37

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You get a red card

PIC

ReapersRule 03-02-2010 14:11

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You get a kangaroo.

*PI kangaroo*

Phoenix Spud 03-02-2010 20:42

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You get a drop bear

PIC

timytamy 05-02-2010 17:45

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You get a coin.

PIC

Kage 07-02-2010 01:18

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You get a rare holographic Charizard card with a mis-printed hitpoint counter.

*turns around and walks home, then 2 days later remembers that I should have put in a coin...so I run back to that kiosk thing in the mall with all the gumball machines and try my luck by inserting a coin*

Vermeulen 07-02-2010 11:55

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You get a novelty jalepeno gumball.

PIC

delsaner 07-02-2010 14:44

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You get a soda. :p

*Puts in last year's chem homework*

ReapersRule 07-02-2010 15:20

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You get an F on that assignment.

*PI soccer ball*

Wayne Doenges 07-02-2010 15:33

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You get a Pele doll.

*inserts two kittens

Phoenix Spud 07-02-2010 19:40

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You get 2 puppies.

PIC

AbeEzell1 10-02-2010 08:57

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You get a giant invisible monkey who will live in your closet and listen to Metallica 24/7


PIC

Captain banana 10-02-2010 18:10

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you get a coin back that reads "No Cash Value"

Puts in last years report card...

Phoenix Spud 10-02-2010 19:13

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Gets straight A's

Puts in a Drop Bear

timytamy 11-02-2010 00:11

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You get two drop bears.

PIC

Phoenix Spud 11-02-2010 17:00

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Gets a completed robot.

Puts in a robot...

Vermeulen 11-02-2010 18:27

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You get a pile of methodically ruined parts, and a note saying that ship date has been bumped up a week.

I put in a length of chain

Wayne Doenges 12-02-2010 09:11

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You get a padlock but no key :D

*inserts a pair of safety glasses

Phoenix Spud 12-02-2010 18:13

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Gets an eye poked out during a FRC meeting (you should never get rid of you safety glasses, even into a virtual vending machine ;) )

PIC

Captain banana 12-02-2010 18:14

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A free trip to Austrailia!

Puts in little brother...

Vermeulen 12-02-2010 23:53

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You get a very, very, angry little brother... with sharp vending machine innards. Run.

I put in new vending machine innards.


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