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Phoenix Spud 13-02-2010 04:29

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get another Vending machine thread.

PIC

Yppiz 15-02-2010 19:39

Re: Vending Machine
 
You recieve the antimatter equivalent of your coin

*puts in a coin*

mayde 15-02-2010 19:46

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you receive THE CAKE. :eek:
and then a ninja bursts through a window and steals it away. :mad:

*inserts moneys*

[TBT] Phoenix 15-02-2010 19:50

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you gets ROBOT!


*inserts coin!!!!*

Ryan Simpson 15-02-2010 20:03

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You get a spatula.

PIC

Wayne Doenges 16-02-2010 07:22

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You get a piece of Pi :rolleyes:

*inserts a box of rivets

Jubungo42 16-02-2010 12:09

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you receive a brand new motorcycle made out of those rivets


*inserts carrot*

zahariel913 16-02-2010 18:02

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you receive a bugs bunny "whats up doc?"

*puts in Xbox*

JackG 16-02-2010 18:38

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You get condensed Red Ring Juice!

*puts in Star Wars Holiday Special VHS*

jamesdahlstrom 16-02-2010 19:03

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The machine fizzles and pops for a second, before returning nothing. Unfortunately it was only DVD compatible.


*puts in half a robot*

Phoenix Spud 17-02-2010 01:39

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Gets a fully functional robot that wins Einstein!!! (congratulations!)

Puts in Australia

Wayne Doenges 17-02-2010 07:17

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You get a stuffed Kangaroo

*inserts an AndyMark tranny

jamesdahlstrom 17-02-2010 12:22

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gets Andy Mark..........don't ask why

*inserts a PSP

Captain banana 17-02-2010 18:18

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Gets the first Atari ever made!

Puts in pizza...and soda!

Miriam 17-02-2010 18:20

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Gets chocolate.

*inserts chocolate milk

[TBT] Vampire 17-02-2010 23:18

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Gets a bottle of tomato sauce.

*puts in a Pikachu plush doll*

Jubungo42 18-02-2010 13:37

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get a random pokeball with a pikachu in side!



*inserts human finger into machine*

[TBT] Vampire 18-02-2010 17:07

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Gets a glove missing one finger!

*puts a shoe into the machine*

Captain banana 18-02-2010 18:16

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Gets a shoe that is 3 sizes too small.

Puts in Banana...

Challenger243 18-02-2010 18:21

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gets a curious banana peel that has " 4 / 0 = ?" written on it, and as you reply the answer "2", the world explodes.

*Puts in earth debris*

Deathknight95 18-02-2010 18:24

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You get a new earth. (After you die from lack of oxygen)

*Puts in a cookie*

SDiPoala 18-02-2010 18:29

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Gets an angry Keebler elf wondering who stole his cookie.

*shoves angry elf back in*

spacewolfx 18-02-2010 18:53

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gets an even angrier elf with armor and weapons made from vending machine parts. EEK!

*puts in team 3176 robot*

zahariel913 18-02-2010 19:57

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gets a terminator bot that helps you win this years competition but the calls reinforcements and slaughters all of humanity.....thanks a lot

*puts in dead humans*

acom80 18-02-2010 20:16

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gets live humans that attack the person who put them in

*puts in killer ninjas*

Phoenix Spud 18-02-2010 23:47

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Gets an angry ninja who kills you

Puts in aforesaid angry ninja before he kills me!!!

jamesdahlstrom 19-02-2010 12:18

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gets a ninja star that kills you

*put in ninja star found on the ground

Jubungo42 19-02-2010 12:19

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the ninja star is then ejected from the machine and hits you right in the face and kills you


i wish i had all the monwy in the world...

zahariel913 19-02-2010 15:01

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you didnt put something in the machine so the machine kills you and your family

*puts in more dead human bodies*

[TBT] Vampire 19-02-2010 17:41

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Gets a baby infected with the T-Virus.

*puts in antidote after injecting myself with it*

koreaninventor 20-02-2010 13:35

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gets a needle without antidote

"puts in Maximum Tomato"

Refresh 20-02-2010 13:43

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you get the mario bros

puts in a watch

Jubungo42 20-02-2010 15:13

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Suddenly time stops for you and only you. You then become crazy because you are all alone and you never age. You then come to the decision of killing yourself. You try to shoot yourself but once you fire the bullet suddenly stops inside the barrel. You then try to strap bombs to yourself but once you pull the pin the bomb never goes of. You then finally give up and live for eternity insane...


inserts granade after you pull the pin...

Challenger243 20-02-2010 15:40

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the same grenade comes out and you die

puts in a grenade WITH pin

Phoenix Spud 22-02-2010 05:56

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Gets world peace. (Don't ask me how...)

Puts in Wombot

zahariel913 22-02-2010 16:13

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gets a wombat that mauls a random squirrel that was crawling by

puts in a box o'choclates

Jubungo42 22-02-2010 16:18

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i pop out of the vending machine eating the box "o'choclates"


Reinserts myself...

[TBT] Vampire 22-02-2010 16:49

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Nothing comes out because no one is there to receive it.

*puts in a Rise Against CD*

Captain banana 22-02-2010 18:03

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gets a signed petition claiming that CD is closed. The world of Robotics Comes and kills you starting a war between the Robotic People of the world vs. everyone else. Everyone dies except the robots and they inherit the earth.

Puts in newly conquered earth...

Lord X 22-02-2010 20:02

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The vending machine shakes and rebels and comes out led by someone that looks like John Connor. They drag you away as their prisoner.

I put in a chewy toy.

Alex Chambers 23-02-2010 00:53

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you git out a vending machine

puts in coin

Phoenix Spud 23-02-2010 03:02

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Gets a Coke.

PIC

Captain banana 25-02-2010 00:42

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gets 16 pounds of moderate jack and the continent of Australia!

Wayne Doenges 25-02-2010 07:14

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You get nothing because you didn't insert a coin :(

*inserts 10 clecos

Taylor 25-02-2010 10:10

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you get a what the heck is a cleco?
And 4,000 rivets for your 3rd bot.

PIC

Phreadumb 28-02-2010 21:53

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Gets a new deck of CyberCards

Puts in Giraffe

Bill_B 28-02-2010 22:03

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Gets The constellation Camelopardalis

* puts in refractive telescope *

Gravis 01-03-2010 10:29

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and....what....WHOA! i am so mad that you received....an...um....oh, thats just a pickle jar XD
*puts about 54 coins in*

spacewolfx 01-03-2010 15:36

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Gets a notice saying "Due to increased taxes, you must insert 46 more coins"

*puts in 46 more coins*

cws1101 01-03-2010 19:32

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you get an excessively large gumball....

*puts in a coin*

Refresh 01-03-2010 19:54

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you get a pokeball with a pichu in it.

PIC

Wayne Doenges 02-03-2010 12:02

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You get a pair of Wooden Shoes (not your size though)

*inserts a warm fuzzy :D

Refresh 02-03-2010 20:09

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I hate small shoes TT.TT

The machine waits for a day and out pops a cold prickly

*PIC*

delsaner 02-03-2010 22:37

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gets a PVC trident

*puts in a pair of safety glasses*

293spike 03-03-2010 08:25

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gets the Boilermaker Regional Safety Award

Puts in Coin

Captain banana 03-03-2010 19:17

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gets an amazing CD profile picture!!! Yeah!

Puts in newly amazing profile pic...

Wayne Doenges 05-03-2010 07:21

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You get a piece of blank paper :D

*inserts three Team 45 buttons

sgreco 06-03-2010 08:27

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Vending machine takes them and keeps them, and gives you nothing in return.

*PIC*

Captain banana 16-03-2010 19:04

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Gives you an alarm clock!

Puts in banana...

Refresh 16-03-2010 19:17

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you get a hungry ape wanting more.

inserts game hint

Wayne Doenges 17-03-2010 07:19

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You get a letter of reprimand, from Dave Lavery, for revealing the game.

*inserts a four leaf clover

timytamy 24-03-2010 01:09

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Gets one leaf back.

Inserts vending machine.

Vermeulen 27-03-2010 12:42

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You get little vending machine babies. Because it totally works that way.

I insert my Spanish homework.

delsaner 27-03-2010 13:29

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Consigue a un maestro espaņol enfadado. (If its wrong, It was taken from a translation website. I don't take Spanish. :rolleyes:)

*PIC*

Ryan Simpson 27-03-2010 16:29

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You get an English-Spanish dictionary.

*PIC*

Graham Donaldson 28-03-2010 12:31

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You get a ticket to Atlanta. (Hey, I've got one too! :D )

*PIC*

Vermeulen 05-04-2010 18:42

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The machine steals your ticket to Atlanta.

I put in a copy of the world's funniest joke.

spacewolfx 05-04-2010 20:26

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Gets a laughing monkey that has the stolen Atlanta ticket.

*shoves monkey back in after taking ticket*

Graham Donaldson 05-04-2010 23:42

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Gets a bunch of bananas.

*puts in Jack Bauer* (woot 24!)

JackG 06-04-2010 02:49

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You get a cellphone with Chole O'Brien on speeddial, a defused nuclear bomb, and a year's supply of "Damnn it!"s.

*Puts in Shamwow*

Chickenonastick 06-04-2010 07:13

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A Slapchop comes out.

*Puts in safety glasses*

delsaner 06-04-2010 08:01

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Gets a safety pin

*Puts in a soccer ball*

Vermeulen 06-04-2010 10:23

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You get an orbit ball.

I put in the KOP.

Wayne Doenges 09-04-2010 10:15

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You get a jump drive.

*inserts whatever I have in my pockets :D

The Cyborg 09-04-2010 23:21

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You get a wallet! With an old quarter in it.

*Puts in a subatomic particle*

Vermeulen 10-04-2010 09:18

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You get a slip of paper saying that the vending machine doesn't know where the particle is, but it's got a high momentum.

I put in a standard garden gnome.

sgreco 10-04-2010 12:49

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Gets a carrot

*PIC*

The Cyborg 10-04-2010 19:16

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You get a picture of a coin

*Puts in a wheelbarrow*

timytamy 10-04-2010 19:45

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Gets a wheelbarrow.

PIC

Wayne Doenges 11-04-2010 07:35

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You get a stuffed Kangaroo (Don't over feed it)

*inserts a Segway

The Cyborg 11-04-2010 22:10

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You get an Ibot!

*Inserts a robotic prosthetic arm*

sgreco 14-04-2010 17:50

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Gets a real arm instead.

*PIC*

Katie_UPS 14-04-2010 17:56

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You get a cardboard sign that reads "Will dance for food"

*puts in coin*

The Cyborg 14-04-2010 18:28

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You get a baked potato on a stick!

*Puts in coin*

Graham Donaldson 14-04-2010 20:25

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You get a phoenix.

*PIC*

npinage 18-04-2010 10:57

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you get a trumpet

*puts in a coin*

The Cyborg 18-04-2010 23:21

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You get a sheet of tin foil.

*puts in coin*

Wayne Doenges 22-04-2010 12:22

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You get some Hot Wings :ahh:

*inserts all the team buttons from Championships

Graham Donaldson 22-04-2010 14:05

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You get a small amount of money and a note that says "Thank you for recycling!"

*PIC*

The Cyborg 22-04-2010 15:28

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You get a plastic spork!

*Puts in a fishing pole with a worm hooked on the end*

sgreco 22-04-2010 22:23

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Given the input I can't really imagine anything but a fish coming out...so I'll give you a glass vase, some iron ore and a shower curtain.

*PIC*

delsaner 22-04-2010 22:59

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Gets a :)

*Puts in :ahh:*

spacewolfx 23-04-2010 18:43

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gets a sudden change to a 4 week build season

*puts in boot*

The Cyborg 23-04-2010 19:02

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You get a rubber ducky!

*Puts in an old FIRST medal from 2004*

sgreco 26-04-2010 15:35

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Gets an unusually large bag of chips.

*PIC*

tim_reiher 26-04-2010 16:52

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You get plush bacon!

<Puts in two left shoes>

The Cyborg 26-04-2010 22:00

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You get two right shoes!

*Puts in a tub of pudding*

Katie_UPS 26-04-2010 22:17

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gets unlimited snuggles from a kitten or puppy of your choice!

*puts in a coin*

Wayne Doenges 01-05-2010 09:49

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You get a note that says "What can Brown do for you?"

*inserts packing peanuts

Captain Slacker 02-05-2010 01:21

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you get a smile :]

*inserts safety glasses*


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