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You get a kitten <33
*PIC* |
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You get a platypus. They're much cooler, and they have poison on their back legs.
*PIC* |
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And you get a narwhal. (How did it get in a vending machine? The world may never know...:p)
*PIC* |
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You get some Ritalin for your bunny.
PIC |
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You get an A/C to D/C converter :D
*drops in a silver dollar |
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You get a piece of scrap metal
*PIC* Quote:
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You get a bolt for your metal.
*PIC* |
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You get a screw for the bolt.
*PIC* |
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You get a wrench for the screw and bolt.
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Since you didn't put in a coin, you get NOTHING :D
*drops in a Golden Ticket |
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You get a chocolate bar!!!!!!!!!
*PIC* |
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Get bananas
*PIC* |
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You get a game hint--your fault for waking Dave up...
*PIC* |
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You get a goofy hat. Sorry, had to get you a new one. You've had that pic for too long.
*PIC* |
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You get a slap on the wrist for being mean. Apoligize to Eric. NOW.
(Just kidding!) *PIC* |
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You get a green dot for demanding what is right.
*PIC* |
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You get a soda.
*PIC* (Oh, and Molten... I did just get a new hat. I only wear it at work, though.) |
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You get an apology.
Sorry, I just recall there being a thread about his hat quite some time ago. *PIC* |
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You get Slimed :D
*puts coin in slot |
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You get a towel and a bar of soap.
*PIC* |
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You get an angry tiger. You know they don't like baths.
*PIC* |
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you get a black eye
PIC |
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You get two coins! Lucky you!
*puts in a coin* |
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You get one coin back.
*PIC* |
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You get another tiger joke!!
*PIC* |
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You get another hand so you can clap
*puts in a Dime |
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You get 10 pennies!
*PIC* |
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You get to refill the machine.
*PIC* |
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You get a Ghost Busters T-Shirt. Size XSmall
*inserts a dollar bill |
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You get a two-dollar bill, cut in half.
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You get a pirate.
*PIC* |
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you get a cowboy
*PIC* |
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You get the rest of The Village People.
*PIC* |
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You get a disco ball
*puts a coin in the slot |
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you get pie!!!!
PIC |
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You get some chocolate-flavored whipped cream for the pie. And some strawberries. Yum.
<<Puts in a token>> |
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You get a rabbit's foot :ahh:
PIC |
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You get the rest of the rabbit.
*PIC* |
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You get a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Remember, only count to three!
*PIC* |
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You get a five
*pic* |
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You get a clam
*PIC* |
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You get a baby.
*PIC* |
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You get a mischievous six year old child, wondering worriedly where his pet tiger, which once resided right in your avatar, has gone to.
PIC |
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You get a piece of Lexan
*drops in a quarter |
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You get a "Get out of jail free card"
*PIC* |
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You get the missing tiger from my avatar.
*PIC* |
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You get a "big box" of Mike and Ikes for your generosity.
<Puts in Coin> |
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You get a can of Spuddies (rewatched 'Over the Hedge' last night)
*puts in a dollar bill |
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You don't get your dolar back, we're saving it for when the dolar comes back to itself.
*Puts in a NIS* (as in New Israeli Sheqel) |
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you get a canary of doom
*Modifies machine to work without coins* |
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I steal all the chips.
...comes back for the cookies. |
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You get a brand spankin' new vending machine which now accepts various coinages. The old vending machine's owner almost went bankrupt following the modification, so changes had to be made...
*Puts in Rupee* |
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You get a copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' video game (can you guess why?)
*drops in a Euro |
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You get a videogame system to play "Legend of Zelda"
*Puts in euro* |
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You get 1.31 USD
*PIC*(puts in chesse) |
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The cheese gets sliced, and you get it back
*PIC* (puts in cat :D ) |
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You get a VERY, VERY, VERY angry cat.
*PIC* |
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You get a large dog, cowering and frightened by this intimidating sounding kitty.
<Puts in Eritrean nakfa> (this machine clearly is quite advanced :)) |
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You get a complaint from the machine. "Please don't make me convert all these various coins."
*PIC* |
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You get a machine that complains less to replace the whiney machine
*PIC* |
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You get a mini tumbleweed, complete with its own mini JVN.
<Puts in dollar bill, gets dollar bill spit back out, straightens out dollar bill, tries again, bill gets rejected again, kicks the machine, the machine starts whining again, shakes the machine in frustration, the machine stops whining again, digs in pocket for four quarters, inserts quarters in one at a time, and with the previously built up rage that had been experienced now slowly subsiding, walks away from the machine> :) |
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The machine gets a visit from Dr. Phil and in his "professional" opinion suggests the machine be checked into an insane asylum.
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* Installs a new machine that is impervious to harm. Should you abuse the machine, it will take your picture and then fall on you. The picture is for the police to identify the body :D
* drops in a new 1 dollar bill |
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You get four super-shiney quarters.
*PIC* |
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You get a sunglass. (A pair costs $2)
*PIC* |
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You get the other sunglass.
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*machine begins begging for coin*
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*worries this new machine may also need a visit from Dr. Phil*
*PIC* |
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Gets a look of relief from the machine, which was about ready to have another mental breakdown.
<Puts in a dollar bill......................................... ..........................and this time it goes in without incident> (I think this machine deserved a break, after all :)) |
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You get a 3 cubic inches of Lexan
*drops a super-shiney quarter |
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*picks up the super shiny quarter off the ground and puts it in the machine*
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You get a not-so-shiny half-dollar
*PIC* |
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The machine is tired of taking all this abuse, and takes a self-help empowerment class. It gives you nothing until you give it an apology and a hug, then its gives you a doughnut.
*PIC* |
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Bag of Doritos.
*pic* |
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you get 2 peice deep fried chicken and fries
note: i wanted to try it in Japan but was too scared :D "PIC" |
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You get a Black belt
*puts coin in slot |
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You get a purple belt!!!
*PIC* |
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you get a swift kick in the rear
*PIC* |
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you get a lawsuit. (never kick your student, what do they teach you teachers?)
*PIC* |
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You get a lawyer. Somebody's got to file the lawsuit...
*PIC* |
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You get a glove... that doesn't fit.
*PIC* |
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You get a $500 fine, and an earful from a wizened old judge who gives light sentences, but always makes sure that "kiddies" (what he calls you) walk away with a life lesson learned.
*PIC* |
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You get a big stick to go beat boiler with (just kidding....partly.).
*PIC* |
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you get an iTouch so you can post on forums with it like I am doing right now. :D
*inserts coin* |
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You get a map to IRI :D
*inserts a dollar bill |
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You get your dollar back. This machine only takes coins.
*PIC* |
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You get an unlimited amount of time to be on CD. Lucky you!!
*PIC* |
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You get a good night's sleep.
*PIC* |
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You get a bad nights sleep :ahh:
*inserts a dollar coin |
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you get an energy drink
*PIC* |
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You get kissed by a pig
*Puts in several coins* |
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You get turkey bacon. ^_^
*PIC* |
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You get a 3-day hiatus from the world in Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine.
*PIC* |
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You get an 8-track tape of AC/DC :ahh:
*puts in a penny |
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You get a roll of duct tape
*PIC* |
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you get an oboe
PIC |
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You get a box of crayons
*puts coin in slot |
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You get an axe of capitalism to the face.
*puts in coin* |
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You get a pat on the back for that awesome quote.
*PIC* |
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You recieve a round of applause for giving someone a pat on the back for using an awsome quote.
*PIC* |
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