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Karibou 19-06-2008 09:08

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a kitten <33

*PIC*

Carlee10 19-06-2008 13:21

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You get a platypus. They're much cooler, and they have poison on their back legs.

*PIC*

tim_reiher 19-06-2008 16:01

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And you get a narwhal. (How did it get in a vending machine? The world may never know...:p)

*PIC*

acdcfan259 19-06-2008 16:40

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You get some Ritalin for your bunny.

PIC

Wayne Doenges 20-06-2008 07:17

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You get an A/C to D/C converter :D

*drops in a silver dollar

Karibou 20-06-2008 09:04

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You get a piece of scrap metal
*PIC*

Quote:

Originally Posted by tim_reiher (Post 753523)
And you get a narwhal.

o.O Hmm, I WONDER where that idea came from... :D xD

Carlee10 20-06-2008 17:18

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You get a bolt for your metal.

*PIC*

Molten 20-06-2008 22:39

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You get a screw for the bolt.

*PIC*

acdcfan259 20-06-2008 22:52

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You get a wrench for the screw and bolt.

Wayne Doenges 21-06-2008 10:32

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Since you didn't put in a coin, you get NOTHING :D

*drops in a Golden Ticket

Carlee10 21-06-2008 10:50

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You get a chocolate bar!!!!!!!!!

*PIC*

SlaminSwimster 21-06-2008 16:38

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Get bananas

*PIC*

EricH 21-06-2008 17:06

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You get a game hint--your fault for waking Dave up...

*PIC*

Molten 21-06-2008 21:38

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You get a goofy hat. Sorry, had to get you a new one. You've had that pic for too long.

*PIC*

Carlee10 21-06-2008 22:47

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You get a slap on the wrist for being mean. Apoligize to Eric. NOW.

(Just kidding!)

*PIC*

DonRotolo 22-06-2008 17:08

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You get a green dot for demanding what is right.

*PIC*

EricH 22-06-2008 21:41

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You get a soda.

*PIC*

(Oh, and Molten... I did just get a new hat. I only wear it at work, though.)

Molten 22-06-2008 23:09

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You get an apology.

Sorry, I just recall there being a thread about his hat quite some time ago.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 23-06-2008 07:17

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You get Slimed :D

*puts coin in slot

Carlee10 23-06-2008 12:14

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You get a towel and a bar of soap.

*PIC*

Molten 23-06-2008 12:25

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You get an angry tiger. You know they don't like baths.

*PIC*

flyingcrayons 23-06-2008 13:55

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you get a black eye

PIC

Dan Petrovic 23-06-2008 16:15

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You get two coins! Lucky you!

*puts in a coin*

Carlee10 23-06-2008 21:29

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You get one coin back.

*PIC*

acdcfan259 23-06-2008 21:32

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You get another tiger joke!!

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 24-06-2008 07:10

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You get another hand so you can clap

*puts in a Dime

Carlee10 24-06-2008 12:49

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You get 10 pennies!

*PIC*

Molten 25-06-2008 15:35

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You get to refill the machine.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 26-06-2008 07:17

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You get a Ghost Busters T-Shirt. Size XSmall

*inserts a dollar bill

tim_reiher 26-06-2008 11:22

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You get a two-dollar bill, cut in half.

<PIC>

Carlee10 26-06-2008 12:26

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You get a pirate.

*PIC*

Molten 26-06-2008 14:47

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you get a cowboy

*PIC*

acdcfan259 26-06-2008 15:44

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You get the rest of The Village People.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 27-06-2008 07:11

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You get a disco ball

*puts a coin in the slot

flyingcrayons 29-06-2008 21:46

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you get pie!!!!

PIC

tim_reiher 29-06-2008 22:28

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You get some chocolate-flavored whipped cream for the pie. And some strawberries. Yum.

<<Puts in a token>>

Wayne Doenges 30-06-2008 07:09

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You get a rabbit's foot :ahh:

PIC

Molten 30-06-2008 12:40

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You get the rest of the rabbit.

*PIC*

EricH 30-06-2008 13:42

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You get a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Remember, only count to three!

*PIC*

DonRotolo 30-06-2008 20:39

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You get a five

*pic*

Karibou 30-06-2008 20:45

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You get a clam

*PIC*

Carlee10 30-06-2008 21:25

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You get a baby.

*PIC*

tim_reiher 30-06-2008 23:21

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You get a mischievous six year old child, wondering worriedly where his pet tiger, which once resided right in your avatar, has gone to.

PIC

Wayne Doenges 01-07-2008 07:07

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You get a piece of Lexan

*drops in a quarter

Molten 01-07-2008 12:34

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You get a "Get out of jail free card"

*PIC*

Carlee10 01-07-2008 22:03

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You get the missing tiger from my avatar.

*PIC*

tim_reiher 01-07-2008 22:17

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You get a "big box" of Mike and Ikes for your generosity.

<Puts in Coin>

Wayne Doenges 02-07-2008 07:13

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You get a can of Spuddies (rewatched 'Over the Hedge' last night)

*puts in a dollar bill

Bomberofdoom 02-07-2008 11:35

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You don't get your dolar back, we're saving it for when the dolar comes back to itself.

*Puts in a NIS* (as in New Israeli Sheqel)

Molten 02-07-2008 13:01

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you get a canary of doom

*Modifies machine to work without coins*

acdcfan259 02-07-2008 15:20

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I steal all the chips.




...comes back for the cookies.

tim_reiher 02-07-2008 20:07

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You get a brand spankin' new vending machine which now accepts various coinages. The old vending machine's owner almost went bankrupt following the modification, so changes had to be made...

*Puts in Rupee*

Wayne Doenges 03-07-2008 07:23

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You get a copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' video game (can you guess why?)

*drops in a Euro

Carlee10 03-07-2008 11:51

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You get a videogame system to play "Legend of Zelda"

*Puts in euro*

James1902 06-07-2008 20:41

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You get 1.31 USD

*PIC*(puts in chesse)

Karibou 06-07-2008 20:56

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The cheese gets sliced, and you get it back

*PIC* (puts in cat :D )

EricH 06-07-2008 23:53

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You get a VERY, VERY, VERY angry cat.

*PIC*

tim_reiher 07-07-2008 00:54

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You get a large dog, cowering and frightened by this intimidating sounding kitty.

<Puts in Eritrean nakfa> (this machine clearly is quite advanced :))

Molten 07-07-2008 12:36

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You get a complaint from the machine. "Please don't make me convert all these various coins."

*PIC*

James1902 07-07-2008 15:54

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You get a machine that complains less to replace the whiney machine

*PIC*

tim_reiher 07-07-2008 23:29

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You get a mini tumbleweed, complete with its own mini JVN.

<Puts in dollar bill, gets dollar bill spit back out, straightens out dollar bill, tries again, bill gets rejected again, kicks the machine, the machine starts whining again, shakes the machine in frustration, the machine stops whining again, digs in pocket for four quarters, inserts quarters in one at a time, and with the previously built up rage that had been experienced now slowly subsiding, walks away from the machine>










:)

acdcfan259 07-07-2008 23:38

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The machine gets a visit from Dr. Phil and in his "professional" opinion suggests the machine be checked into an insane asylum.

Wayne Doenges 08-07-2008 07:21

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* Installs a new machine that is impervious to harm. Should you abuse the machine, it will take your picture and then fall on you. The picture is for the police to identify the body :D

* drops in a new 1 dollar bill

Carlee10 08-07-2008 18:43

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You get four super-shiney quarters.

*PIC*

DonRotolo 08-07-2008 19:09

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You get a sunglass. (A pair costs $2)

*PIC*

Molten 08-07-2008 19:33

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You get the other sunglass.

Karibou 08-07-2008 19:41

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*machine begins begging for coin*

acdcfan259 08-07-2008 21:18

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*worries this new machine may also need a visit from Dr. Phil*

*PIC*

tim_reiher 08-07-2008 21:47

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Gets a look of relief from the machine, which was about ready to have another mental breakdown.

<Puts in a dollar bill.........................................


















..........................and this time it goes in without incident>


(I think this machine deserved a break, after all :))

Wayne Doenges 09-07-2008 07:12

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You get a 3 cubic inches of Lexan

*drops a super-shiney quarter

James1902 09-07-2008 12:12

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*picks up the super shiny quarter off the ground and puts it in the machine*

Molten 09-07-2008 12:22

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You get a not-so-shiny half-dollar

*PIC*

Carlee10 09-07-2008 20:49

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The machine is tired of taking all this abuse, and takes a self-help empowerment class. It gives you nothing until you give it an apology and a hug, then its gives you a doughnut.

*PIC*

Taylor 10-07-2008 09:15

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Bag of Doritos.


*pic*

Vince lau 11-07-2008 12:11

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you get 2 peice deep fried chicken and fries

note: i wanted to try it in Japan but was too scared :D

"PIC"

Wayne Doenges 16-07-2008 07:20

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You get a Black belt

*puts coin in slot

Carlee10 16-07-2008 12:23

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You get a purple belt!!!

*PIC*

Taylor 16-07-2008 12:30

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you get a swift kick in the rear

*PIC*

Molten 16-07-2008 17:03

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you get a lawsuit. (never kick your student, what do they teach you teachers?)

*PIC*

EricH 16-07-2008 17:54

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You get a lawyer. Somebody's got to file the lawsuit...

*PIC*

acdcfan259 16-07-2008 18:22

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You get a glove... that doesn't fit.

*PIC*

tim_reiher 16-07-2008 19:39

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You get a $500 fine, and an earful from a wizened old judge who gives light sentences, but always makes sure that "kiddies" (what he calls you) walk away with a life lesson learned.

*PIC*

Carlee10 16-07-2008 22:43

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You get a big stick to go beat boiler with (just kidding....partly.).

*PIC*

Dan Petrovic 17-07-2008 00:00

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you get an iTouch so you can post on forums with it like I am doing right now. :D

*inserts coin*

Wayne Doenges 17-07-2008 06:47

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You get a map to IRI :D

*inserts a dollar bill

Molten 17-07-2008 18:50

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You get your dollar back. This machine only takes coins.

*PIC*

Carlee10 19-07-2008 22:31

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You get an unlimited amount of time to be on CD. Lucky you!!

*PIC*

Molten 20-07-2008 23:34

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You get a good night's sleep.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 21-07-2008 07:22

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You get a bad nights sleep :ahh:

*inserts a dollar coin

James1902 21-07-2008 16:23

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you get an energy drink

*PIC*

Joe G. 21-07-2008 16:39

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You get kissed by a pig

*Puts in several coins*

Molten 21-07-2008 18:51

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You get turkey bacon. ^_^

*PIC*

acdcfan259 21-07-2008 20:23

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You get a 3-day hiatus from the world in Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 22-07-2008 07:19

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You get an 8-track tape of AC/DC :ahh:

*puts in a penny

Karibou 22-07-2008 09:49

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You get a roll of duct tape

*PIC*

flyingcrayons 22-07-2008 15:16

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you get an oboe

PIC

Wayne Doenges 23-07-2008 07:15

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You get a box of crayons

*puts coin in slot

1337Nerd 27-07-2008 01:31

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You get an axe of capitalism to the face.

*puts in coin*

acdcfan259 27-07-2008 12:08

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You get a pat on the back for that awesome quote.

*PIC*

jimbot 27-07-2008 21:41

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You recieve a round of applause for giving someone a pat on the back for using an awsome quote.

*PIC*


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