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Wayne Doenges 08-10-2008 07:07

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get an Andy Baker clone (The real one has work to do)

*inserts three $2 bills

ReapersRule 10-10-2008 12:48

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a counterfiet $6 bill. The government catches you with it, and you go to jail.


*PI my bff tied up so she can't possibly escape without my help*

EricH 10-10-2008 13:00

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You get arrested again. (Insert list of charges here.)

*Puts in Houdini to help your friend*

Taylor 10-10-2008 13:08

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You get appendicitis.

*puts in F9 key*

ReapersRule 11-10-2008 14:34

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You get an F8 key and an F5 key.


*puts in Green Reaper suit complete with scythe, pom-poms, and safety glasses*

Wayne Doenges 12-10-2008 10:59

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You get a clone of yourself :D

*inserts 3' of PVC pipe and three 1/4-20 bolts

ATannahill 12-10-2008 11:40

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You get a thank you note from a team whose pvc pipe broke at Mission Mayhem

puts in old broken pipe

Carlee10 12-10-2008 17:24

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You get a new pipe.

*PI parade*

ReapersRule 13-10-2008 12:44

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You get water, then it is stolen.


*PI pony*

Wayne Doenges 14-10-2008 07:17

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You get a little brother :D

*inserts 10' of Chrome Moly pipe

EricH 14-10-2008 10:10

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You get your own 2007 robot.

*PIC*

Taylor 14-10-2008 13:43

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You get a pair of tetra earrings from 2005

*Puts in 2003 Chairman's Award banner*

vivek16 16-10-2008 08:51

Re: Vending Machine
 
you get poked in the eye

*puts in lots and lots of quick hardening cement*

Wayne Doenges 16-10-2008 09:15

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You get flattened by the machine as it falls over from to much cement :ahh:

*Replaces machine

*inserts UL Safety Award

Taylor 17-10-2008 14:41

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You get a bag of potato chips.

*puts in one half gallon of unpasteurized apple cider*

ATannahill 17-10-2008 15:17

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you get very expensive apple juice

puts in money I saved by buying regular apple juice

Spartan151 17-10-2008 15:27

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gets a bag of apples

puts in a box of random parts

Eric Finn 17-10-2008 18:03

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You get a robot with parts randomly stuck on.

*puts in a pair of safety goggles*

Wayne Doenges 18-10-2008 18:06

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You get a hand full of metal shavings

*inserts two rookie freshman :)

carolynn4848 18-10-2008 18:36

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You get Hudini(sp?) and Me. (Thanks EricH for putting him in, you get a cookie in the mail)

*PI ReapersRule and our mentor and ReapersRule's brother*

Wayne Doenges 22-10-2008 15:18

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You get a rusty scythe :ahh:

*inserts 5 team buttons

Carlee10 22-10-2008 17:37

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You get one ginormus cybercards button.

*PI golden bough*

flyingcrayons 22-10-2008 18:33

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you get a copy of "the man with the golden gun"

puts in a bus token

Wayne Doenges 23-10-2008 12:25

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You get a toy bus

*inserts 10 white crayons

flyingcrayons 23-10-2008 18:30

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gets three crayons,

1 black, 1 silver, and 1 orange


PI a penny

Wayne Doenges 24-10-2008 09:21

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You get a gum drop. What did you expect for a penny?

*inserts 5 wheel bearings

carolynn4848 27-10-2008 14:02

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you get a cookie

*PI a cookie*

ReapersRule 27-10-2008 14:05

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you get crumbs


*PI vex kit*

flyingcrayons 27-10-2008 20:16

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you get a sneak peek at last year's game

PI emoticon

Wayne Doenges 28-10-2008 07:15

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You get a smiley face pillow

*inserts trackball

Carlee10 28-10-2008 12:04

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You get a ton 0' fun!!!!

*PIfield*

flyingcrayons 28-10-2008 13:23

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you get corn

PI metallica CD

Wayne Doenges 29-10-2008 07:13

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You get a pair of ear plugs :D

*inserts a Hippo

sgreco 29-10-2008 09:20

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Gets rhino, a zebra, and a polka dotted clown suit.

*PIC* (puts in clown)

flyingcrayons 29-10-2008 14:43

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you get children scared out of their minds

puts in friend

Wayne Doenges 30-10-2008 07:10

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You get a bag of Gummi Bears :D

*inserts old O/I

Taylor 30-10-2008 10:34

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you get a copy of LabView

*inserts vending machine*

James1902 30-10-2008 16:45

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you get two really confused vending machines

*Puts In Marsh mellow launcher*

flyingcrayons 30-10-2008 17:10

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gets exploding bacon... ;)

PI robot

Wayne Doenges 31-10-2008 07:12

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One vending machine walks off

*inserts a copy of the FIRST Overdrive rules

JAZAD1 31-10-2008 12:15

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you get a penalty

*puts in a cookie*

Wayne Doenges 01-11-2008 06:18

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You get a happy machine :)

*inserts 3 seniors

ReapersRule 02-11-2008 09:31

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You get 3 freshmen who think FIRST is like Battlebots


*PI Clean Reaper Suit (our River Rage 12 costume)*

carolynn4848 02-11-2008 16:57

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You get a biohazard suit. (what we wore)

*PI ReapersRule's 2 cats, Princess and Hazel*

Wayne Doenges 05-11-2008 11:55

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You get a fur ball :eek:

*inserts Andy Baker :D

James1902 06-11-2008 00:54

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Andy Baker's inherent Awesomeness is too much for the vending machine and it explodes. Andy Baker feels bad about this and builds a new vending machine, (using three paper clips, a 2 foot long piece of string and a half stick of gum) so we could continue with our game. The vending machine then dispenses a nice refreshing beverage of your choice.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 06-11-2008 07:04

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You get a pound of bacon :)

*inserts a red herring

Carlee10 06-11-2008 12:16

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You get Dave Lavery.

*PIpickle*

Wayne Doenges 07-11-2008 06:06

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You get a gerkin :rolleyes:

*inserts a sheet of T6 aluminum

carolynn4848 07-11-2008 13:59

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You get a cookie.

*PI ReapersRule's books* (So now she has something to do in the machine)

EricH 07-11-2008 14:15

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You get ReapersRule. Seems that after the last time in the machine, she got one on getting out of vending machines.

*Puts in two Oinks*

Wayne Doenges 08-11-2008 07:06

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You gat a plate of green eggs and ham

*inserts one deflated trackball. Everyone knows a fully inflated one won't go in :D

carolynn4848 08-11-2008 13:36

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You get cats

*PI ReapersRule because she dosnt realize that her 2 cats just got out of the machine*

ReapersRule 11-11-2008 18:44

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The machine won't accept me. A message pops up saying "This person is too smart and pretty to go inside"


*PI carolynn4848 and a starving lion*
HA HA!!! I'm so mean. BTW, for anyone who doesn't know, carolynn4848 and I are BFFs.

Wayne Doenges 12-11-2008 07:10

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You get a very well fed carolynn4848 :rolleyes:

*insets 1501's monocoqued base

carolynn4848 12-11-2008 14:17

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Thanks!!!!! I love the fact that the second I get put into the machine, I get out.

You get a cookie

*PI ReapersRule's cats, but not her*

Carlee10 12-11-2008 15:59

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You get a thank-you note.

*PI contacts*

lilBcos 12-11-2008 23:19

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Machine goes crazy and shoots quarters at you

*puts in coin*

Taylor 13-11-2008 09:44

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Machine goes coin and shoots crazy at you.

*Puts in diploma*

Wayne Doenges 13-11-2008 12:21

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Machine gives you nothing. You are below it's notice. It has a diploma :D

*inserts 3 Howler Monkeys

Carlee10 13-11-2008 14:09

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You get a cookie for insulting Taylor.....

*PIenrichment*

Wayne Doenges 14-11-2008 12:23

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You get a satisfied sigh

*inserts four subway tokens

tim_reiher 14-11-2008 16:20

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You get a 12 oz. can of pure awesome.

<Puts in Rabbit>

Carlee10 14-11-2008 20:03

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You get some wabbit stew.....

*PI rain*

Burmeister #279 15-11-2008 21:41

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You get mold growing in the machine

*PI a gallon of gas*

Cyberphil 15-11-2008 21:45

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You get burnt.

Put in a universe.

MasterRobot 16-11-2008 06:28

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gets the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything


puts in a CD-ROM

Wayne Doenges 16-11-2008 08:44

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You get a pair of ear plugs.

* inserts an LP

carolynn4848 16-11-2008 17:05

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You get a cookie for putting in a monkey.

*PI ReapersRule so she can get her cats, but now she can't get out*

EricH 16-11-2008 17:40

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You get ReapersRule and her cats. Remember about that book on getting out of vending machines?

*Puts in coin*

carolynn4848 17-11-2008 10:42

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You get a cookie

*PI ReapersRule because she forgot how to get out of the machine*

DonRotolo 18-11-2008 19:57

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You get instructions.

*PIC*

ReapersRule 18-11-2008 20:37

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I pop out. I figured out another way to get out!!! HA HA carolynn4848!!!


*PI carolynn4848 tied up so even Houdini could not escape and 20 starving lions, tigers, and bears.

EricH 18-11-2008 21:19

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You get a VERY, VERY well fed carolynn4848 and a bunch of lion, tiger, and bear skeletons.

*PI Chuck Norris*

Wayne Doenges 19-11-2008 07:23

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You get a lot of kindling.

*inserts three Ninja's

ReapersRule 20-11-2008 14:07

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You get 3 fish.
My vex team's name this year was the Ninjafish. We love randomness.


*PI my vex robot*

carolynn4848 20-11-2008 14:12

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You get a cookie

*PI Broken Watches' Robot (at Savage Soccer they called us the Broken Wrenches, but whatever)*

Carlee10 20-11-2008 20:17

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You get a paper.

*PI letters*

Wayne Doenges 21-11-2008 07:03

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You get a bowl of alphabet soup

*inserts 2 Cim motors

carolynn4848 21-11-2008 13:53

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You get a Sims 2 game.

*PI a cookie*

ReapersRule 21-11-2008 13:59

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You get crumbs and a thank you note from me.


*PI my vex robot's RX*

DonRotolo 21-11-2008 20:32

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You get a channel 65 crystal and part of the antenna wire.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 21-11-2008 21:45

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You get some loose change and pocket lint :D

*inserts ear wax :eek:

Burmeister #279 21-11-2008 22:46

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You get some delivery guy really mad at you.

*PI myself*

ReapersRule 22-11-2008 22:45

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A rogue battlebot is in the machine with you. It attacks!!! A book on escaping vending machines appears and you run away screaming. This is why we all hate battlebots.


*PI my dead VEX bot*
I didn't murder it!!! :yikes:

Wayne Doenges 24-11-2008 07:33

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You get a tomb stone (with extra pepperoni)

*inserts four kittens

Carlee10 24-11-2008 20:55

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You get one awesome puppy dog!!!!!

*PI finished report*

Wayne Doenges 25-11-2008 07:05

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You get a graded paper. C+ :(

*inserts 100 pennies :ahh:

carolynn4848 25-11-2008 14:06

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You get a dollar bill.

*PI the website that is annoying me*

Nickelhead 25-11-2008 16:24

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You get permission to fix the website!

*PI a package of time*

mftaberner 25-11-2008 16:27

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You get a rapidly aging penguin

*PI a blank stare*

Wayne Doenges 26-11-2008 07:04

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You get a blank slate

*inserts ten golf balls

Nickelhead 26-11-2008 17:43

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You get a REALLY broken windshield!

*PI nothing

mftaberner 26-11-2008 17:44

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You get a single piece of antimatter

*PI the resulting explosion

carolynn4848 27-11-2008 11:26

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You get a cookie

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 01-12-2008 12:09

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You get a super ball

*puts in 5 rabid pigeons :ahh:

James1902 01-12-2008 14:09

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you get 5 ANGRY rabid pigeons who are now flying at you very quickly.

*PI all of the leftovers I have in my fridge*

carolynn4848 02-12-2008 14:49

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You get five months of bills.

(At the risk of sounding redundent...) *PI ReapersRule*



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EricH 02-12-2008 14:53

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You get BUSTED again. This time, it's the FIRST Segway Police. Distinct lack of GP, repeated rule breaking, and too little imagination. They're followed by the normal police. See previous posts for the charge lists...

*PI a crowbar*

Wayne Doenges 03-12-2008 07:07

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a drunk black bird :ahh:

*inserts 10 loose screws :D


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