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Gets an angry ninja who kills you

Puts in aforesaid angry ninja before he kills me!!!

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gets a ninja star that kills you

*put in ninja star found on the ground

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the ninja star is then ejected from the machine and hits you right in the face and kills you


i wish i had all the monwy in the world...

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you didnt put something in the machine so the machine kills you and your family

*puts in more dead human bodies*

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Gets a baby infected with the T-Virus.

*puts in antidote after injecting myself with it*

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gets a needle without antidote

"puts in Maximum Tomato"

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you get the mario bros

puts in a watch

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Suddenly time stops for you and only you. You then become crazy because you are all alone and you never age. You then come to the decision of killing yourself. You try to shoot yourself but once you fire the bullet suddenly stops inside the barrel. You then try to strap bombs to yourself but once you pull the pin the bomb never goes of. You then finally give up and live for eternity insane...


inserts granade after you pull the pin...

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the same grenade comes out and you die

puts in a grenade WITH pin

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Gets world peace. (Don't ask me how...)

Puts in Wombot

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gets a wombat that mauls a random squirrel that was crawling by

puts in a box o'choclates

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i pop out of the vending machine eating the box "o'choclates"


Reinserts myself...

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Nothing comes out because no one is there to receive it.

*puts in a Rise Against CD*

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gets a signed petition claiming that CD is closed. The world of Robotics Comes and kills you starting a war between the Robotic People of the world vs. everyone else. Everyone dies except the robots and they inherit the earth.

Puts in newly conquered earth...

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The vending machine shakes and rebels and comes out led by someone that looks like John Connor. They drag you away as their prisoner.

I put in a chewy toy.