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carolynn4848 03-12-2008 14:20

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a drunk bluebird.

*PI Scrap Paper*

Milaki 06-12-2008 21:43

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You get a note that reads "go get some coins"

PI random nickle on the ground

Wayne Doenges 07-12-2008 07:16

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You get some hand sanitizer "Clean the nickle next time"

*inserts 8 lost marbles

carolynn4848 08-12-2008 16:55

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You get 8 found marbles.

*PI a cookie*

Wayne Doenges 10-12-2008 07:11

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You get a note from the machine "I'm sick of cookies" :D :ahh:

*inserts various pieces of T6 aluminum

Carlee10 10-12-2008 15:46

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You get some "awesome" wooden nickels!!!!

*PI annoying person"

Joe Schornak 12-12-2008 00:10

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Alas, after 20 minutes of strong effort, the unnamed annoying person jams in the coin slot, resulting in a now inoperable vending machine, an even more annoyed potential victim, and all of 1200 seconds gone to waste. You go home and mope in a corner, sparking off a completely unforseeable yet oddly related chain of events that results in the extinction of a previously unknown subspecies of narwhal.

What a day.

*Insert one slightly peeved Rodent Of Unusual Size*

EricH 12-12-2008 00:25

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You get a message back from the machine saying that it is broken and cannot take anything other than coins, along with one very annoyed ROUS.

*PIC*

joshy1323 12-12-2008 00:29

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you get bitten in the hand by the apparently rabid rodent that stayed at the machine and you die. there are many adoring attendants at your funeral and everyone sees how truely loved you were. you will be greatly missed and i am very sorry.


*i weld the coin slot shut and set up various traps so that no one else will waste time on this thread the way i have*

Wayne Doenges 12-12-2008 07:09

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Disables traps and uses a dremel tool to removed the welds from the coin slot. Has a vending machine mechanic repair the machine to it's full potential.

*inserts a one dollar bill to test the machine

BTW the machine will ignore Joshy from now on :D

xxsumz 12-12-2008 09:03

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Takes the one dollar bill and burns it

*puts in orange*

kaerii 12-12-2008 09:05

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the orange get pushed into the coin slot but doesn't fit, so you take the orange and make juice, put it into the machine and get orange juice

*puts in a teddy bear*

Flare_Eyes 12-12-2008 09:12

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the teddy was put in the coin slot and become part of the prizes

*puts in 11 coins*

Joe Schornak 12-12-2008 10:37

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Recieved fused hunk of metal equal in mass to 11 coins.

*Puts in hard-boiled egg (squish)*

360jbass 14-12-2008 13:32

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gets a scrambled egg??

puts in a coin

Carlee10 14-12-2008 20:33

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You get a plastic egg.
*PI survivor*

Taylor 15-12-2008 13:18

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You get Bear Grylls.


puts in the Any Key

Wayne Doenges 15-12-2008 20:58

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You get a pair of bolt cutters

*inserts pocket lint

alectronic 15-12-2008 21:27

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gets confusing and elaborate 2009 FRC Game hint scribbled on piece of paper.:yikes:

*puts in coin*

Schnabel 15-12-2008 22:07

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Sorry, no sales until 1-03-08. No Refunds either.

**Kicks Vending Machine**

Joe Schornak 15-12-2008 22:08

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Gets commemerative medallion, forged of the remains of your coin.

Puts in floppy disk.

Carlee10 16-12-2008 16:32

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You get button that says "Ha-You're Old" becuase you tried to use a floppy disk.

*PI monk*

Wayne Doenges 17-12-2008 10:01

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You get a slap on the wrist with a wooden ruler

*inserts 5 paper airplanes

sgreco 19-12-2008 13:59

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Gets a paper cut, an angry teacher and a wagon wheel.

*PIC*

Carlee10 19-12-2008 22:13

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You get an aewsome book.

*PI boy*

Wayne Doenges 21-12-2008 06:02

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You get a bunch of broken toys :D

*inserts a Wall-e DVD

guakam0li1089 22-12-2008 13:10

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gets attacked by the vending machine that shoots cans of soda that was made by jaime heineman


*inserts potato*

Joe Schornak 22-12-2008 15:02

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Gets a motorized potato masher. Whee!

Inserts DVD Rewinder

Wayne Doenges 23-12-2008 07:09

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You get a note from the vending machine reminding you to be kind and rewind :D

*inserts a beach ball

Graham Donaldson 24-12-2008 13:30

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You get a Macbook! (I'm using the one I have from school right now- I get the Beach Ball of Death ALL the time!)

*Inserts a PS3 controller

Joe Schornak 24-12-2008 22:47

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You get an Atari 2600 controller, with exactly ONE button!

Inserts package of boullion cubes...

Dan2081 25-12-2008 00:01

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You get a package of dry Ramen Noodles

(puts in two dimes and a nickel)

Wayne Doenges 25-12-2008 06:37

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You get a piece of ABC gum

*inserts my $.02

sgreco 29-12-2008 09:10

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Vending machine falls on you and gives you its $.02

(you are un(h)armed, of course...just to be safe)

*PITMYCBSWG* (puts in the money you could be saving with Geico)

DonRotolo 29-12-2008 20:31

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You get a car!

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 30-12-2008 15:17

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You get a list of all the question ever asked when someone didn't do their research. It's a VERY long list.

*inserts grapes

Kimmeh 02-01-2009 00:51

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You get lemonade.

*inserts gum wrapper*

kgzak 02-01-2009 02:16

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Vending machine does not recognize gum wrapper and spits it back out at you

*Puts in Coin*

tba 02-01-2009 21:28

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you get a monkey's foot! have fun

*puts in coin with a string attached and quickly pulls it back out*

tim_reiher 02-01-2009 22:11

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You get a fish. The fish is smiling. (Why is the fish smiling? Who knows?)

<Puts in fish (which is frowning)>

Kimmeh 03-01-2009 23:48

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You get one game hint.

*Puts in coin*

amos229 03-01-2009 23:51

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you get broken orbit ball

**puts in olf ifi traction wheel**

AlexD744 04-01-2009 01:44

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You get a peice of regolith

*puts in a quarter"

1337Nerd 04-01-2009 12:18

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You get hobo knife.

*puts in a coin of some sort of currency*

acdcfan259 04-01-2009 14:20

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*Poof* The machine disappears in a cloud of smoke.

*Searches frantically for machine but to no avail*

cobrawanabe1699 04-01-2009 19:02

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Machine smacks you in the face.

Puts in super cell

Npheld 04-01-2009 23:36

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gets a 2010 First Robotics manual

*puts in coin*

Kersten 05-01-2009 08:59

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Gets an official F.I.R.S.T pen

*pic*

Wayne Doenges 06-01-2009 07:13

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You get a Moon Rock

*inserts an empty cell

1337Nerd 10-01-2009 10:12

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You get a jammed vending machine.

*puts in a coin of some kind*

carolynn4848 10-01-2009 12:49

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You get a not reminding you that the machine is jammed.

*Unjams (That is now a word) machine and PI my teams "Commander"*

bobwrit 10-01-2009 14:01

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...And you get a revengful robot in return

*inserts slinky*

Wayne Doenges 11-01-2009 10:23

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You get a forty foot long piece of straight wire :D

*inserts Silly Putty (TM)

carolynn4848 11-01-2009 13:20

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You get a cookie.

*PI my step-dad*

1337Nerd 11-01-2009 23:43

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You get an angry step-dad.

*puts in rusty bayonette*

Joe Schornak 11-01-2009 23:47

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You get a tetanus shot!

Inserts 2-by-4 piece of douglas fir, with which I have been pondering the great mysteries of the universe...

Cooley744 11-01-2009 23:58

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You get a bird house.

*puts in 2 coins*

Dan2081 12-01-2009 01:01

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The machine starts ringing loudly and lights start flashing everywhere!!! You see the 1000$ bill begin to be released however, the spiral thingy doesnt turn all the way and you get nothing.

(Puts in Zelda the Ocarina of Time for Nintendo 64)

carolynn4848 12-01-2009 11:21

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You get Pong.

*PI a moonrock*

ReapersRule 12-01-2009 14:16

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You get two points.

*PI trailer filled to capacity with moonrocks and 2 supercells.

Wayne Doenges 13-01-2009 07:12

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You loose a Empty Cell for winning by more than 2X

*inserts a paper airplane

carolynn4848 13-01-2009 11:17

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you get a flattened paper airplane.

*PI a supercell*

Kimmeh 13-01-2009 21:58

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You get a penalty.

*Puts ingold coin*

Team 1865 13-01-2009 22:55

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You get a dragon...

Puts in a coin...

Wayne Doenges 14-01-2009 07:04

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You get 10 broken Moon Rocks :D

*inserts a bar of soap

Spartan151 14-01-2009 09:57

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You get back bubbles. And a bathtub.

Inserts corndog.

Mr. Giggles 14-01-2009 10:05

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you get a puppy chewing on a stick.


i insert my truck keys.:P

carolynn4848 14-01-2009 11:06

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You get a Segway.

*PI my fifth period teacher*

ReapersRule 15-01-2009 18:59

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You get more classes with *shudders* our spanish and history teachers.


*PI 25 moonrocks, an empty cell, a super cell, some regolith, a trailer, a robot, our Pilots, our Payload Specialist, and our commander.*

carpenma 15-01-2009 22:42

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You get 1 round of Lunacy!

*Puts in several coins, some lint, a floppy disk and a slip of paper asking "What is the meaning of life?"*

Joe Schornak 15-01-2009 23:51

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You get some jelly beans, a dust bunny, a quantum-state memory crystal, and a little slip of paper with the number 42 printed on it.

Inserts ultra-rare pure silver Double Eagle mint-condition coin, now avaliable for $59.95 if you call in the next 15 minutes (well, not really)...

Wayne Doenges 16-01-2009 07:11

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You get an IOU for one Double Eagle mint-condition coin

*inserts 99 helium balloons

carolynn4848 16-01-2009 10:34

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You get a lot of hot air.

*PI ReapersRule because she put me in (pilot)*

EMOS ARE US 17-01-2009 13:13

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You get it

Insert Coin<---@

Wayne Doenges 18-01-2009 14:26

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You get a foot of snow from Indiana :D

*inserts a keyboard

Protronie 18-01-2009 19:30

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You get a snow shovel

*pic*

Spartan151 21-01-2009 10:34

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You get a piece of paper asking "Wait, what?"

*Inserts an old World of Warcraft trial disc I have been using for a coaster on my computer desk.*

Wayne Doenges 21-01-2009 11:53

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You get changed into a Gnome :D

*inserts a snowball

Firevamp99 21-01-2009 15:50

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Gets back a puddle of water

*puts in a rubber duck

Spartan151 23-01-2009 14:39

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You get back a rubber roast duck.

*PI a bucket of bolts*

carolynn4848 24-01-2009 11:10

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You get a bucket of nuts.

*PI a cookie*

MattLi 24-01-2009 11:22

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Gets a house

*puts in coin*

JoeArnold 24-01-2009 16:41

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gets a high five.

*puts in coin.*

demosthenes2k8 24-01-2009 17:00

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Gets a robot

Puts in scrap metal

TUBZ 24-01-2009 17:33

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gets the tetanus from cuttering themselfs on the scrap metal in the attempt to shove it down the coin slot

*Puts in coin*

Wayne Doenges 24-01-2009 18:30

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You get a snowman

*inserts metal shavings :ahh:

carolynn4848 26-01-2009 11:26

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You get snow.

*PI my parents because they just don't understand why I spend so much time at robotics*

ReapersRule 26-01-2009 14:09

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You get Nick as a dad. You are now a Nicklet.

*PI designs*

megaman_22201 26-01-2009 22:23

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gets an Evan!!!!:D :D :D


now you have your own!!!




*puts in coin*

ReapersRule 27-01-2009 14:17

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You get a soda.


*PI iPod*

carolynn4848 27-01-2009 14:21

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You get a smack on the forehead. Why would you put in an iPod?

*PI you*

DonRotolo 27-01-2009 21:11

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You get snow. Pink snow. (ewwww...)

*PIC*

Joe Schornak 27-01-2009 21:15

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Gets a very long piece of paper with the digits of pi calculated to the trillionth place.

Inserts toenail clippings...

demosthenes2k8 28-01-2009 14:33

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Gets a toe.

Puts in what little sanity is left on my team

Wayne Doenges 29-01-2009 08:23

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You get a fortune cookie note that says "In an insane world the sane would appear as insane"

* inserts a bag of Cheesy Poofs

demosthenes2k8 29-01-2009 08:41

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Gets a bag of bacon

inserts all my finals

Spartan151 29-01-2009 11:42

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You get papers with failing grades.

Inserts a smoked ham.

1337Nerd 29-01-2009 17:56

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You get a dead pig.

*inserts a seal*

ReapersRule 30-01-2009 14:15

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You get an ocean.

*PI coin*

cookiemonster 30-01-2009 17:27

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You get a special-edition commemorative leather-bound state quarter collection book.

Puts in Zesty Taco Dorito


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