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demosthenes2k8 30-01-2009 17:40

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a steamy taco.

Puts in random generic object

Wayne Doenges 31-01-2009 07:14

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a random generic object Moon Rock :D

*inserts pixie dust

demosthenes2k8 31-01-2009 09:17

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Gets a dead pixie

Inserts all of this year's code

Taylor 31-01-2009 10:50

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You get the meaning of life

Puts In hawaiian bbq pizza

Wayne Doenges 31-01-2009 18:40

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You get a Pineapple

*inserts green Jello

carolynn4848 04-02-2009 14:40

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You get green mush.

*PI my candy wrapper*

Wayne Doenges 04-02-2009 14:48

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You get a note asking what happened to the candy bar.

*inserts a stick of bubble gum

X.S. Paine 04-02-2009 16:26

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Your robot explodes one day from the competition.

*pours coke in the coin slot*

demosthenes2k8 04-02-2009 18:10

Re: Vending Machine
 
You broke the original vending machine

Inserts a wrench, a crapload of people, and 100110101010101001 into the replacement vending machine

Wayne Doenges 05-02-2009 07:17

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You get a party

*inserts a pepperoni pizza and a case of Mt. Dew

Taylor 05-02-2009 12:02

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You get an exploding bacon sausage roll

PIC

carolynn4848 05-02-2009 14:19

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You get a shiny nickle. (It's name is Phillip, its a girl nickle!)

*PI Phylis, Phillip's twin brother*

ezpkns 05-02-2009 15:12

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receives the Gracious Professionalism Award

*puts in coin*

The phenom 05-02-2009 15:22

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gets a rabid The Cheat

*steal $100000 and put in a rusty carnival penny in*

demosthenes2k8 05-02-2009 20:23

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Gets a big black rupie

Eye-gor 05-02-2009 21:14

Re: Vending Machine
 
*puts in coin*

you get a comical laboratory assistant:)

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges 06-02-2009 07:17

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You get an Abby Normal brain :ahh:

*inserts a Pet Rock

Spartan151 06-02-2009 09:57

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You get back a dead Pet Rock.

*Inserts an old computer graphics card*

carolynn4848 06-02-2009 11:21

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You get a living pet rock.

*PI one cookie*

Zipding 06-02-2009 14:42

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get crumbs



Puts in coin

The phenom 06-02-2009 19:11

Re: Vending Machine
 
loses robotics competition to haywire mad scientists


puts in cell phone number

Xoid 06-02-2009 19:26

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gets ugly girl

**puts in 5 quarters, 2 dimes, 7 pennies, a canadian dollar, 11 yen, and 2 1 dollar bills.

Wayne Doenges 07-02-2009 06:58

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a roll of TP

*inserts floppy disc

demosthenes2k8 07-02-2009 10:14

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Gets a 1.56 meg flash drive

Puts in labview

BigMoney135 07-02-2009 10:54

Re: Vending Machine
 
gets a large headache

*Puts In Coin*

EMill09 07-02-2009 11:37

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...a hug

*puts in a quarter*

phencer42 07-02-2009 12:58

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Gets 2 dimes and a nickel

*puts in coin*

carolynn4848 08-02-2009 15:23

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You get one dime and 2 pennies.

*PI my step-dad*

The phenom 08-02-2009 19:39

Re: Vending Machine
 
you get a pissed of step dad who is flat


puts in puts in girlfriends #

Protronie 09-02-2009 08:53

Re: Vending Machine
 
you get a very upset girlfriend and her two big brothers that want to chat with you. :eek:


*PIC* -p:cool:

carolynn4848 09-02-2009 11:10

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You get a note saying "I, the vending machine, want you to put in more interesting things, not just a coin. Coins do get boring after a while."

*PI the annoyng people in my fifth period*

Zipding 09-02-2009 11:53

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They come out unscathed and unchanged




Puts in coin

ezpkns 09-02-2009 15:28

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notices second hand food sign above vending machine, *walks away*


*puts in dollar*

Joe Schornak 09-02-2009 20:48

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Gets equivalent change in hundred-dollar bills

Inserts DNA protease...

Zipding 10-02-2009 11:53

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You get a mini version of you



Puts in a vending machine

ezpkns 10-02-2009 11:56

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Gets an angry attendant who wonders why the heck somebody would put a vending machine ina another vendig machine.

*puts in attendant*

ReapersRule 10-02-2009 14:28

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You get my brother


*steals my brother, ties him up, and puts him in*

Xoid 10-02-2009 22:54

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*gets a dead sister.

-=Puts in 5 million dollars in pennies, 2 million in dimes, and 500 bucks in dollar bills, my FIRST robot, a can of soda, 1 more penny, my mentor (lol), a fridge, and a glob of something i dont know. (it all fits inside the vending machine somehow..wonder what i get...its probably crappy. lol.)

carolynn4848 11-02-2009 11:34

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You get the glob back.

*PI my favorite form of encouragement, a hammer*

Spartan151 11-02-2009 11:42

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You get back a nail.

*PI an expired can of Pepsi*

Zipding 11-02-2009 14:56

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You get an angry manager wondering why people would put these crazy things in a vending machine


Puts in the angry manager

demosthenes2k8 11-02-2009 18:27

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You get the same manager back-and the attendant.

Puts in my soul-or what's left of it

FatBabyJezus 11-02-2009 19:02

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You receive the wrath of Satan..and God..COMBINED...

Puts in anti-matter. =P lol

Spartan151 12-02-2009 11:46

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You get back a massive explosion that destroys half of the world.

*PI my GameStop card (not like I actually use it...half tempted to trash it)*

ReapersRule 12-02-2009 14:28

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You get a game.

*PI 65 pound robot*

Zipding 12-02-2009 14:48

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You get a Warning: Vending Machine is broken, weight limit exeeded. GOOD JOB!!




Puts in Dean Kamen

GODUX123 12-02-2009 14:58

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Get a reply.

Puts in coin...

__________________________________________________ _______________
GO BOB! TEAM 85! 2007 ARCHIMEDIES DIVISION FINALISTS!

Xoid 12-02-2009 19:31

Re: Vending Machine
 
Receive a can of soda. Oh wait, YOUR LUCKY! another one pops out! cool!
oh wait *malfunction* 96 more cans of soda shoot out =D lol ponk ponk ponk *ow.

Puts in live grenade =D lol.

Wayne Doenges 13-02-2009 07:11

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Machine pulls the pin and hands it back to you :D

*inserts pocket lint

Kersten 13-02-2009 08:49

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Machinge starts coughing and gives you a fur ball

*PIC*

Taylor 13-02-2009 11:23

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*YGC*

*Puts in Canadian flag*

Zipding 13-02-2009 11:40

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The vending machine comes to life and eats you for putting in the Canadian Flag. FAIL!



Crams in all video game systems

ezpkns 13-02-2009 11:41

Re: Vending Machine
 
*gets all of the money you payed for it...in pennies*

muhahahahha

*puts in coin*

Xoid 14-02-2009 14:44

Re: Vending Machine
 
Machine turns into a TRANSFORMER (robots in disguise) because you were the 1 millionth person to put in a coin and you have set the robot soul free.
It now serves you and does ur bidding.
ALL FEAR ezpkns. =D lol

puts in 4 9mm. bullets

Wayne Doenges 16-02-2009 09:36

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You get a full metal jacket

*inserts over 1000 rivet stems

The phenom 16-02-2009 12:42

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the transformer eats you and then you die ha ha

puts in our lunacy robot

Kimmeh 16-02-2009 22:29

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The robot disapears with only 8 hours until ship day.

*inserts broken axel*

Spartan151 17-02-2009 11:44

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You get Rick Astley!

*Puts in plans for a semi-motorized cart for the regionals*

Taylor 17-02-2009 11:49

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You get a wet, and understandably annoyed, cat.


*puts in new VEX gear kit*

A Bear 17-02-2009 14:10

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a box shipped to your house from the address of 2000 N. Linden St. that has a note on it that says

-------------------------------------
| This is a free chair
| Please take this as a gift
| Have a great day
|
|
|
|
|
|
--------------------------------------




You open the box and what you find is really in the box is a bobcat that is very angry and you get mauled and look like this <-_X>


*insert coin*

ezpkns 17-02-2009 17:05

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gets a slip that says "No Returns"


*puts in coin*

ReapersRule 17-02-2009 18:38

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You get WPI pizzza. (Pizza with chicken, french fries, and bacon plus barbeque sauce instead of tomato sauce. worth going to WPI just for this pizza)

*PI WPI pizza*

carolynn4848 17-02-2009 18:56

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get Nick and Allie's WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PI our version of WWII/WWIII*

Spartan151 18-02-2009 08:54

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You get back a robotic tap-dancing Hitler.

*PI tap-dancing Hitler*

Joe Schornak 19-02-2009 23:46

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Vending machine explodes! Kungloosh!

Inserts twisted metal fragments that once constituted a handsome if not entirely logical vending machine...

kgzak 19-02-2009 23:52

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Vending machine exploded so you cannot put anything into something that is not there.

Put vending machine back together then puts in coin

bloodknight2077 20-02-2009 11:32

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the vending machine spits out the coin, since the you put the coin slot into the coin return slot and vice versa, however after a while you find that the coin that you inserted was now worth less than half a penny.




*inserts coin and steps back*

carolynn4848 20-02-2009 12:37

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The machine starts drooling

*PI MY robotic tap-dancing Hitler*

Spartan151 21-02-2009 19:42

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You get back the real Hitler, your '09 robot, and a box of cookies (don't ask where they got the cookies).

*PI a plate of spaghetti*

Wayne Doenges 22-02-2009 08:01

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You get meatballs

*inserts a brass bell

Protronie 22-02-2009 11:24

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You get a note saying, Ding Dong!

*pic*

-p :cool:

ReapersRule 22-02-2009 21:14

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You get 3 leathermen... Homer, Marge, and their baby Bart.


*PI my two mentor's three leathermen, David, Frederich (sp?), and Steve*

Protronie 23-02-2009 16:19

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You get a T-shirt saying... "I'm with Moe"

*pic* :cool:

Wayne Doenges 24-02-2009 07:11

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You get a railroad spike

*inserts a Nerf Football

ReapersRule 24-02-2009 14:22

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You get an orange and purple orbit ball (a moonrock)


*PI supercell*

Wayne Doenges 25-02-2009 07:20

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You get an Energizer Bunny :D

*inserts a cRio

bloodknight2077 25-02-2009 08:54

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after all your hard work, the only thing that appears is a cloud of dust.



inserts a freshman into the coin slot.

Zipding 25-02-2009 12:07

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You get a senior



Puts in ezpkns

ezpkns 25-02-2009 12:09

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gets beat down

*puts in 1114*

Spartan151 25-02-2009 14:20

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You get transported back to the year 1114, where FIRST is not existent. Nor is this vending machine.

*PI a cookie shaped like a quarter*

Kersten 26-02-2009 10:14

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You get a glass of milk.

*PI a dime*

Wayne Doenges 26-02-2009 12:11

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You get a pay phone

*inserts a cheese grater

carolynn4848 26-02-2009 14:16

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You get cheese.

*PI a cookie*

Finleym 01-03-2009 11:20

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You get an endless 50,000 gallons per hour flow of liquid chocolate speckled with cookie dough.

*puts in a jar-full of magic smoke from a fried motherboard*

tim_reiher 01-03-2009 11:28

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get 20 moon rocks scored on your trailer...:(

<Puts in an empty cell>

Kimmeh 01-03-2009 20:01

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Penalty because your HP didn't wait until the last 20 seconds.

*Puts in a DQ*

Wayne Doenges 02-03-2009 06:59

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You get a Dairy Queen sundae :D

*inserts a green tetra

Taylor 05-03-2009 12:19

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You get VISION

*puts in floppy*

Wayne Doenges 05-03-2009 12:23

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You get an 8-track tape of Barry Manilow :ahh:

*inserts 5 blue magic markers

Kimmeh 06-03-2009 00:12

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get one staple, three screws, a dead battery and 5 broken pins. =/

*Puts in potato chip*

Wayne Doenges 06-03-2009 12:26

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You get greasy hands :D

*inserts 5 rivets, a block of wood and three ball bearings

ezpkns 09-03-2009 21:43

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out comes an Abrams M1 tank with Obama standing on the front singing the national anthem

*puts in coin*

Wayne Doenges 12-03-2009 07:10

Re: Vending Machine
 
You get a candy bar

*inserts two kittens

GreenReaper1735 13-03-2009 10:51

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you get a broken drill

*inserts robot*

Wayne Doenges 13-03-2009 12:18

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You get a big bag of shredded metal and a note saying "Sorry"

*inserts 1/4-20 tap

Kersten 13-03-2009 13:25

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you get a dent in your car...
*puts in glitter*

ReapersRule 13-03-2009 14:07

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You get sparkles

*PI fence*

Wayne Doenges 15-03-2009 09:26

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You get a hot watch and are immediately arrested for receiving stolen goods :ahh:

*inserts get out of jail free card :D

ReapersRule 03-04-2009 14:11

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You go to jail

*PI my brother*

Wayne Doenges 03-04-2009 15:55

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You get a pony :)
I saw a little girl and her t-shirt said "Will trade brother for pony)

*inserts saw dust


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