Vending Machine
 

This is a thread on another forum I'm a member of. Thought I'd try it on here. Basically what you do is you put in a coin and see what the person below you gives you.

For example: *puts in coin*
you get a puppy

Or something like that. So I'll start.

*Puts in coin*

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I'll play.

Gets a can of soda.

*Puts in coin*

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Doesn't get anything because the coil machine doesn't turn far enough...

*Puts in coin*

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Gets a coin

*Puts in coin*

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Gets another email from that nigerian buisnessman.

*puts in coins*

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You get a rocket:P

*coinage*

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machine doesnt accept *coinage* ->you get a small slip of paper telling you to remember to bring real coins!

*puts in coin*

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you get 3 balls of Pinball

+puts in coin*

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you get a 2003 participation medal :P


*puts in two coins*

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You get a hot, sticky, and stale Snickers bar that has been sitting in the machine for several years. Yumm...

Puts in coin...

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You get 50 tickets for Chuck E Cheese.

*Puts in coin*

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Gets a free movie ticket to Indiana Jones.

*puts in coin*

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Gets another green dot.

*puts in coin*

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gets a vending machine

*puts in coin*

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you get a rocket!:rolleyes: ;) :P

*puts in coin*

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the coin gets stuck, you get poorer.

*puts in a coin*

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You get a clue for next years game.
*Puts in coin*

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I get a Latin-English dictionary teleported to me so I can find out what "Ad astra!" means. You get your coin back in the little box.

*PIC*

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you get a deflated trackball

*inserts 100 coins*

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You receive 100 opportunities to be a better person and/or make a difference. Don't waste them.

*inserts a coin*

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* you get some exploding bacon :ahh:

*puts in coin*

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you get an out of order message.

*fixes machine, then puts in coins*

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You get spare parts

*Puts in coin*

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Gets same coin back (Didn't fix it...darn)

*puts in coin*

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Doesn't get coin back at all (coin slot's now jammed- Sorry Don)

*PIC*

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That coin is now also stuck... (the slot is still jammed)

--

Uses a paper clip to unjam slot, and puts the two coins back in.

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You get nothing, you forgot to plug the machine in. :rolleyes:

Plugs in machine, puts in coin.

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You still get nothing. You forgot to refill the machine :D
*puts in coinage*

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You get a fluffy pink teddy bear (you didn't say you were refilling the machine- I gave you the benefit of the doubt. but I decided what we were filling it with...)

I refill the machine with things that are not ultra-feminine.

*PIC*

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Wow...this one is no fun...

You get a razorblade.

*coined'd!*

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you get jumper cables

*put coin in*

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*you get a rabid French poodle* :D

*puts coin in slot*

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ask for banana, get bottled water

*PIC*

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Gets a banana???

*PIC*

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Gets chilled M&Ms

*PIC*

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Gets a sweaty gym sock.....gross....


*Puts a coin in*

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Receives te other sweaty gym sock :ahh:

*puts coin in slot*

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Receives a hog covered in warts.

*PIC*

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Recieves a Golden Coin that single handedly makes you the richest person in the world.


*PIC*

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Receives a clonk on the head - it was The Golden Coin that was put in...

*PIC*

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receives a roll of toilet paper.....


*PIC*

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Recieves a pinch, poke, and gives me a coke.

*Puts in coin*

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Gets parts to a animatronic wolf that all say "made in Mexico" on them so you can "assemble them in the United States of America".

*PIC*

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Receives Atlanta Divisional Qualifying Match List and Finds Team 48 is once again in Match #1....:rolleyes: Gets large bludgeoning object and takes out frustrations on machine. Finds machine is impervious to such abuse. Goes and cries in corner.

*Puts In Coin*

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The vending machine coils start to unwind a candy bar, but it gets stuck....


*PIC*

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Receives two candy bars. The one that was stuck and a new one that knocked the other one out.

*puts in my $.02 :)

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Gets the Red Captain Oswald adventure toy

(1/6th to build Dr Galactitron)

(You need all the rainbow colors to complete his phazer suit)

We should start being able to trade received items :D

*Puts in a coin*

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Gets a bottle of sunscreen to protect him at the beach.

*PIC*

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gets a neopet

*PIC*

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gets 12 college course lab write ups due by thursday (thanks for doing them for me!!)


puts in 1.5 coins!

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get's a highlighter and .5 of a coin back

*puts in a counterfit (sp?) coin*

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shoots coin out and machince says "Come on now"
*Puts coin in*

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gets a chance to register on my FTC Lab (http://ftc.theroboticsuniverse.com) :D

puts in exactly 3.1416 coins

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*receives a piece of Pi :D

*puts in coinage*

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Gets a can of pwnage to open upon any team of your choosing.

*PIC*

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^gets a peice of paper that says from now on it will only give cans of pwmage.

*puts in a coin*

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machine says "APRIL FOOLS DAY!"

*puts in coin*

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machine spontaneously combusts, and another one appears out of nowhere

*puts in 1089 coins*

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You have a bottle of mercury fly at your head from nowhere. You manage to duck in time, however the machine is hit and subsequently re-destroyed.

I bring in a new, perfectly-working, stocked machine, plug it in, make sure the power is on (i.e. the machine is functioning), and put in a coin.

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you get a drink that is made from a mix of pepsi, coke, sprite, 7 up, mountain dew, A&W rootbeer, Mugs Rootbeer, barqs rootbeer, dr pepper, cplus, crush orange, crush grape, water, gatorade -> orange, red, green, blue powerade -> orange, red, green, blue, beer, wine, iced tea, orange slushy, banana slushy, coke slushy, pepsi slushy, and to top it all off, vanilla, chocolate, mint chip, and butterscotch ice cream

*puts in coinage!*

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gets a melted ice cream cone

*PIC*

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gets a milkshake. yummm.

*PIC*

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* receives a bunch of crayons. Unfortunately they are all white in color :D

* inserts coinage *

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gets age back

*PIC*

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Gets a primal concrete sledge.(I'm listening to Pantera. If you don't know who they are, look them up they're amazing.)

Coined'd

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You got mail *Ding*

*PIC*

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You get a 41 cent stamp.

*PIC*

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You get a notice saying that the postage to required for general mail has gone up again, and now you have to go buy more stamps.

*PIC*

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You get the 5 bags of trash that are sitting at the end of my driveway.
*Puts in Coin*

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You receive a gallon of salt water (enjoy) :)

* puts coin in slot *

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You recieve a plate of pasta...


*PIC*

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You recieve what used to be a puppy.

*PIC*

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You get a message in a bottle.

*PIC*

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You get The Police (the band not the actuall police)

*PIC*

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You get an old tube sock full of wood screws. *Rare*

PIC

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You get a badly scratched up, unusable copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl :mad:

*PIC*

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You get a ring of +2 awesomeness

*PIC*

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gets a prarire dog with a RPG

*PIC*

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You get a face full of highly chlorinated pool water.

*PIC*

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You get a face full of Dead Sea water...I could've said a face full of chlorine, but...

*PIC*

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a rubber chicken is flung and hits you in the eye

*puts coin in*

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You recieve a soda
*PIC*

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A Championship Champion trophy flys into your hands.

PIC

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A copy of Paula Abdul's record "Stiaght Up"

*PIC*

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You get a shaken-up bottle of Mountain Dew! Caffeine, w00t!


*Puts in coin*

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YOU GET AN AWESOME NEW CONTROLS SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PIC*

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You get the match list for this years Champs.

*puts in a Canadian coin*

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You get 1114 as the captain of the championship winning alliance (maybe...)

*PIC*

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You get next years game hint :ahh:

* puts coin in slot

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You get a signed picture of Andy Baker, signed by him.

*PIC*

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You get a dancing Monkey! (Sorry, first thing that came to mind. haha)

*P.I.C*

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You get a singing Leprechaun! (I have absoutely NO idea how I thought of that...)

*PIC*

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You get a Crazy Daisy for your yard


*PIC*

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^gets a link for her team's site

*PIC*

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^ receives a cue ball

*puts in my $.02 :)

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Receives an 8 ball.

*Puts in Leprechaun*

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You get a bowl of Lucky Charms.

*PIC*

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You get a lousy bag of chips - maybe better luck next time!

(And why did Robotcanuck steal my singing leprechaun?!!)

*PIC*

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You get Ashley's stolen signing leprechaun.

*Puts in euro*

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You receive a ride home :D

* puts in a plugged nickel