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Billfred 18-03-2008 16:21
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
It's that time again!

Here are the scores:

Code:
Travis Hoffman    102
GaryVoshol    101
JaneYoung    95
EddieMcD    92
Wayne Doenges    92
boiler    88
KathieK    78
Al Skierkiewicz    74
EricS-Team180    62
EricH    60
Don Rotolo    56
kramarczyk    53
Rich Wong    50
skimoose    49
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
rocketperson44    29
BlondeNerd    29
Barry Bonzack    23
InfernoX14    17
raymaniac    17
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Jay H 237    13
joshsmithers    12
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
Diriye    10
dlavery    10
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Danielle H    7
Alexa Stott    6
Andy Baker    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
taylort    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
Bharat Nain    3
Elgin Clock    3
Michelle Celio    3
Rick TYler    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
Joe Matt    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Ogre    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
BandChick    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Dorienne    1
Goober!!!    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1
And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/30365

In an attempt at normalcy, the deadline returns to Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

kramarczyk 18-03-2008 17:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Training Camp for IRI's Human Overdrive

EricH 18-03-2008 17:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Neither M.A.R.S. nor Swampthing grows their freshmen...

They race them!

Derek Smith 18-03-2008 17:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Both: We're training to become dung beetles!

joshsmithers 18-03-2008 18:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Television(out of picture): Hi, I'm Richard Simmons, and welcome to my new program: "The Simmons Disco Sweat Workout: Trackball edition." Are you ready to begin?

Boys: YEAH!

Simmons: Great! Lets start off with the "hurdle" maneuver. This excercise requires two balls and a group of three partners. You will take turns hurdling the balls high into the air, while the third partner runs in circles. Are you ready to get your groove on?

Boys: YEAH!

<"(Shake, shake, shake) Shake your Booty" comes on.>
Simmons: Great! Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. OOOOOHHH, i can feel it burn. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. You're doing great, keep it up!

Boys: We need to get them to play this at Nats.

Travis Hoffman 18-03-2008 18:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Dean Simmons and the Kamens' newest roadies prepare the props for the band's next reinvented AC/DC stage performance - "Big [Track]Balls". As you can see, they do indeed have the biggest trackballs of them all.

[NPOE] Ozzy, B. Slash - OK, now I expect to hear this at IRI. Need a lyricist? :D [/NPOE]

GaryVoshol 18-03-2008 19:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
"How much do you love your Trackball?"

"I love my Trackball T..H..I..S much!"

DonRotolo 18-03-2008 19:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
...and you thought we recruited new members? We just clone hatch them. Bwah waah waaaah....

[NPOE] Just couldn't wait for another chance to recycle that line...:D [/NPOE]

Don

Taylor 18-03-2008 20:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
You think these kids are small? Those are poof balls.

Wayne Doenges 19-03-2008 06:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Here we see a good example of F=GMm/(d^2) (aka Force of Gravity)
The two massive Trackballs have captured these two small kids. They will remain stuck to the Trackbals until a greater force removes them (aka Parents)

EddieMcD 23-03-2008 02:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
"::sigh:: Never a jumbo-sized hamster around when you need one..."

JaneYoung 23-03-2008 15:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
This is how we roll!

Diriye 24-03-2008 09:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
Children should never be allowed to play with balls that big.

Billfred 24-03-2008 20:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193
 
It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by boiler
You think these kids are small? Those are poof balls.
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by joshsmithers
Television(out of picture): Hi, I'm Richard Simmons, and welcome to my new program: "The Simmons Disco Sweat Workout: Trackball edition." Are you ready to begin?

Boys: YEAH!

Simmons: Great! Lets start off with the "hurdle" maneuver. This excercise requires two balls and a group of three partners. You will take turns hurdling the balls high into the air, while the third partner runs in circles. Are you ready to get your groove on?

Boys: YEAH!

<"(Shake, shake, shake) Shake your Booty" comes on.>
Simmons: Great! Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. OOOOOHHH, i can feel it burn. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. You're doing great, keep it up!

Boys: We need to get them to play this at Nats.
Honorable mentions go to...

1) Don Rotolo
2) Wayne Doenges
3) GaryVoshol
4) Travis Hoffman
5) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Derek Smith
Both: We're training to become dung beetles!
Which means the scores are...

Code:
Travis Hoffman    104
GaryVoshol    103
boiler    98
JaneYoung    97
Wayne Doenges    94
EddieMcD    93
KathieK    78
Al Skierkiewicz    74
EricS-Team180    62
EricH    61
Don Rotolo    58
kramarczyk    54
Rich Wong    50
skimoose    49
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
rocketperson44    29
BlondeNerd    29
Barry Bonzack    23
joshsmithers    17
InfernoX14    17
raymaniac    17
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Jay H 237    13
Tottanka    12
Diriye    11
Schnabel    11
dlavery    10
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Danielle H    7
Alexa Stott    6
Andy Baker    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
taylort    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Otaku    3
Derek Smith    3
artdutra04    3
Bharat Nain    3
Elgin Clock    3
Michelle Celio    3
Rick TYler    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
Joe Matt    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Ogre    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
BandChick    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Dorienne    1
Goober!!!    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1
Onward!


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