CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196
 

Still Monday!

Here are the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31248

As always, the deadline is kinda sorta Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

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Blair: Hey Mark, I got an idea! Let's do the limbo!
Mark: Why don't you do the limbo, Blair, and I'll just watch, OK?

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Mark: pssst... Blair, have you seen my case of Red Bull?

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Blair: "Mark, I did the math.....and I'm sorry, dude, but OPR's still can't beat good old-fashioned scouting."

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<npoe>Why am I even bothering to follow Travis.</npoe>

Mark: Wouldn't it be terrible to get stranded at a regional... especially here!
Blair: That's why I already picked the boarding passes for my Aloha flight. I hate having to fight crowds to get them.

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Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

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Blair thinking to self: "Man...don't I look good. That's right, give it up for me."
Mark thinking: "Man he looks good in those roller blades.....why can't I have roller blades?"

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Blair: Hey, Mark...can I get some blue hair dye from you?
Mark: Now, Blair, you need to coordinate your hair with your shirt. Don't you see that?
Blair: Can you do the flowers for me, then?
Mark: Sure. Let me do the math first...

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Mark: "Where did you get the Lei?"
Blair: "I got it from a pretty Hawaiian girl when I got off of the plane."
Mark: "All I got was a stale bag of peanuts."
Blair: "What can I say, they like me better."

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Blair: "Mark, we're in Hawaii. What are we doing inside? I say if no robots show up in 2 minutes, we hit the beach."

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Mark: It was you!
Blair: Me?
Mark: Yes you!
Blair: Couldn't be!
Both: Who stole the trackball from the overpass?!

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You do realize you look ridiculous.

[npoe]I'll let you decide which one said that[/npoe]

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Mark: Don't you notice anything different?

Blair: Um, I don't know. New shoes?

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Mark: Why is no one here?
Blair: I have no idea
Mark: And do you have absolutely no idea why I'm hearing reports of robots on the beach?
Blair: Absolutely none
Mark: Do you have any idea why they say someone in roller blades and a Hawiian shirt told them the regional moved to the beach?
Blair: Ummm...I think Dave might have some roller blades
Mark: But that's not important, we need to get to the beach with them!

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Mark: This was suppose to be MY event.

Blair: Since when? You couldn't even dress for the occasion.

Mark: We'll settle this in Atlanta!

Looks like it's going to be a throwdown on Einstein. :p

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Mark: You're only on rollerblades so you can look taller than me!
Blair: (shrugs) So sue me!
Sue P.: (Just off frame, in Hawaiian shirt) Huh?

Don

[Edit] Maybe it shoulda been "Huh? Why... eeeee..." [/Edit]

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[not an entry]

Random thoughts crossing my mind upon reading Jane's post:

Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

(So I googled the song "Almost Paradise" and found out quickly that Mike Reno was also the lead singer of the band Loverboy. Which, of course, leads one to think of a particular song.......)

Together: Workin for the Weekend, in Atlanta!!!

Cue the music.

Mark and Blair immediately begin an impromptu MC Battle, channeling Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley from classic SNL skits of yore....

It goes downhill from there. :p

[/Not An Entry]

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Blair: I did do the math, and my hair is still brown! I don't know, I just don't know...

EDITED: I hereby certify that this was NOT inspired by post #4.

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Mark: Can I borrow the skates? I'm practically wearing a helmet.

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Blair whispers,” Mark, Just check me out, this is how “Mr. Hawaii” should look.
Getting a blue shirt and blue hair then calling yourself “Mr. Blue Hawaii” just don't cut it.”

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"Say Mark, I have this great idea. Why don't we send you to the south pole and you can announce from there?"
"Why would I agree to do that? I am here in beautiful Hawaii. I am enjoying the tropical breezes, the sun, the surf and the great Hawaiian hospitality."
"Well, I thought to myself, you are already all blue so down at the pole you'll just blend in with everyone else that is cold down there!"
"Blair, just stick to announcing!"

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[also not an entry]DSATKB???

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I think they'd need a keyboardist before they could do that one. I asked them to do some Journey once.....Ozzy's response wasn't pretty. :p

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Blair: "Sir Blue Hair, when I told you to bring me a shrubbery, I didn't mean one of these flowery things. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Mark: "Well geez, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
Mark leaves just as the three red alliance robots show up.

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Mark: "I'm BLUE, da boo dee da boo die...da boo...
Blair: OK...I can roller disco to that.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196
 

Hey, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andy Baker
2) EddieMcD
3) Travis Hoffman
4) boiler
5) Barry Bonzack
6) JaneYoung
7) BlondeNerd
8) GaryVoshol
9) Rick TYler

And the freezer burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are...

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196
 

Hah! I have more points than Andy Baker! What do I get?