Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

Youngin': (muttering) Out of everyone on the team, they pick the kid with one good eye to align the robot. No sense made. Well, they better not blame me when we head toward the wrong mission. If they forgot the new code again......this is......mrnermirgmbc.....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

Veer me robot starboard, matey, Yarrrrrrrr!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

Brain: PINKY!!! Blast your infernal cycloptic thinking!!
Pinky: Narf!?!
Brain: I clearly specified that I wanted a stereoscopic vision system in this android to facilitate triangulation of the target's position.
Pinky: Narf???
Brain: *sigh* That googly eyed robot I showed you in the pretty 'Behind the Design' book.
Pinky: Oh, the googly eyed one, it's funny looking... narf... *hic*... But Brain, doesn't this android have two eyes?
Brain: Yes, Pinky it does... And I HAVE TO RUN BACK AND FORTH TO LOOK OUT EACH ONE!!! Just close the one on your side and I'll make due. Fortunately, my myopic friend, my android creation is child sized and the bystanders will simply think we are being... 'cute'. *shudders*

Brain: We'll have to do better tomorow if my plan is to succeed.
Pinky: Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Brain: *sigh* The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

"Is he using his eye to align the robot? Because his eye is certainly not part of the robot, and he is therefore using something not part of the robot to assist with positioning it, in clear violation of Rule <G16>."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

Here we see the best student who can align the robot within a micrometer, of his target, but his depth perception totally stinks.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #199

Ha, still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick TYler

"They made me stand here posing for FIVE minutes, and then they crop everything out of the picture but my shoulder and left ear. Stupid photographer."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) JaneYoung
3) Don Rotolo
4) boiler
5) BlondeNerd
6) EddieMcD
7) GaryVoshol
8) Jeff Rodriguez

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Little Skippy was so upset his parents wouldn't buy him an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, he decided to build a fully functional replica out of LEGOs. Bad call, Skippy. Bad call.

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Travis Hoffman    120

JaneYoung    117

GaryVoshol    114

EddieMcD    113

boiler    109

Wayne Doenges    101

KathieK    88

Al Skierkiewicz    79

kramarczyk    79

EricH    76

EricS-Team180    73

Don Rotolo    70

Rich Wong    59

skimoose    51

BlondeNerd    33

rocketperson44    31

lukevanoort    30

Greg Needel    30

Barry Bonzack    26

Rick TYler    21

raymaniac    21

dlavery    20

joshsmithers    18

InfernoX14    18

Alan8or    16

cooker52    15

Diriye    14

Jay H 237    14

Tottanka    12

Schnabel    11

Libby K    10

MissInformation    10

3dude_2231    10

Pavan    10

Andy Baker    8

KarenH    8

Hiteak    8

Alex Cormier    8

Nuttyman54    8

Danielle H    8

Richard    7

Koko Ed    7

Cynette    7

Alexa Stott    6

Kristian Calhoun    6

Rosiebotboss    6

wpdrummer    6

basicxman    6

zinefer    6

Tim Delles    5

Jeff Rodriguez    5

Michelle Celio    5

taylort    5

Dave Scheck    4

Joe Matt    4

"Big Mike"    4

Rich Kressly    4

Bcahn836    4

SSMike    4

Derek Smith    3

Otaku    3

artdutra04    3

BandChick    3

Bharat Nain    3

Dorienne    3

Elgin Clock    3

Zyik    3

11Mort11    2

Beth Sweet    2

ChrisH    2

dhoizner    2

iCurtis    2

KTorak    2

Lil' Lavery    2

Peter Matteson    2

robotcanuck1676    2

ShaneP    2

sishu7    2

Spiffizzle    2

Tetraman    2

vhcook    2

Jeremiah Johnson    2

lilstogi11    2

Matt Attallah    2

114ManualLabor    1

1902_Battery_SGT    1

65_Xero_Huskie    1

andrew348    1

bduddy    1

blakcheez    1

blaxbb    1

Carol    1

cobrawanabe1699    1

Conor Ryan    1

Goober!!!    1

Herodotus    1

Jack K.    1

JBotAlan    1

Jessica Boucher    1

KelliV    1

lingomaniac88    1

Littleswimmer14    1

SlimBoJones    1

Steve W    1

whlspacedude    1

Onward!