CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

This one might be a little tuff.

Here are the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27793

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Go to broadcasting school, they told me. Get a career in radio or television, they told me. Electronic journalism is the future, they told me. They never mentioned ending up as a #%(&# walking soup commercial.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

This whole soup theme has really mushroomed, hasn't it?
No way to can it now.

Yup, when you're hot, you're hot.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

(music playing) "Possibilities....."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

(Singing)
"I may be really beefy,
but I'm no chicken,
let's soup up the game,
'cause the clock is still tickin'..."

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Jeff, singing, "Mmm, good.
Mmm, good,
That's what FIRST events are,
mmm, good!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Jeff taunts "Hey Red Alliance kiss my can!" :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Now presenting: Soup-er Mentor! He CAN do anything!

Well, except fix a robot.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Coming to a regional near you...Canned MC

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

...living in the moment, Jeff shows everyone his can-do spirit!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

What's Red and White and plaid all over? Its the CanMan doing the CanCan!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Although Jeff thought he was doing a good job, it wasn't long before he was canned.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

[obscure Central Asian or Middle-Eastern accent]

No soup for you!

[/obscure Central Asian or Middle-Eastern accent]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

[nae] Time to CAN the puns! [/nae]

Disney's "Honey, I Shrunk the MC" was never the hit movie its producers envisioned once Karthik backed out of the venture, having refused to don the swizzle stick costume. Looking at poor Jeff here, I can't blame KK for getting out with his dignity intact....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

I got the Can right here
It makes me look quite queer
But here's a guy that says that the winners are clear
CAN do, CAN do, this guy says the bot CAN do
If he says the bot CAN do, CAN do, CAN do.

For 203 I'll cheer
I hear their game's all right
Of course it all depends if they play it right

Likes plaid, likes plaid, this shirt means the guy likes plaid
If that means the guy likes plaid, likes plaid
Likes plaid

I tell you I see here
6 teams that we should fear
From a spectator; that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the bots can do.
If he says the bots CAN do - CAN do - CAN do.

(This was originally from the Fugue fro Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls. Here for the original lyrics

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

"Unfortunately, 293's autonomous mode mistook Jeff for the rack. I'm pretty certain it wasn't tomato soup that poured out, either."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Help, I'm being chased by a giant spoon. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

Does anyone have a can opener?

-p :cool:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

[singing]
Soup! There it is!
Soup! There it is!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203
 

CD came back online after my bedtime on Sunday, and I wasn't quite awake enough this morning to do the honors. Besides, I figured it was only fair to give folks a hair more time. (Yeah, that's my excuse...)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) JaneYoung
2) skimoose
3) EricH
4) Cynette
5) boiler
6) Travis Hoffman
7) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!