Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #205

Alright, alright, I'm doing it! :P

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

"Mi-kan-umm .... uhhhhhhh... Ma-cun-im ... grrr .... Mech-in .... ackkkkkk!!! Hey Mark, I ran out of paper. We're just gonna call them 'Way-Cooler-Omnis-on-a-Slanty-Angle,' OK?"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery

I still can't believe these floral arrangements are outselling me...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) EddieMcD
2) GaryVoshol
3) JaneYoung
4) Don Rotolo
5) KathieK
6) Travis Hoffman
7) EricH

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Andy works to expand his market by introducing AndyMark novelty party products.

Andy: When baked into a cake these AM party wheels will prevent the guest of honor from blowing out the candles by moving the cake in random directions.

Perspective customer: What does the label on them say?

Andy: Oh, that. These should only be used on a rather large table; the lawyers made us put those on.

Which means the scores are...

Code:

EddieMcD    133

Travis Hoffman    132

JaneYoung    128

GaryVoshol    125

boiler    119

KathieK    113

Wayne Doenges    110

kramarczyk    91

EricH    90

Don Rotolo    90

Al Skierkiewicz    85

EricS-Team180    81

Rich Wong    71

skimoose    54

BlondeNerd    33

rocketperson44    32

lukevanoort    30

Greg Needel    30

Barry Bonzack    28

Rick TYler    25

raymaniac    21

dlavery    20

joshsmithers    19

Andy Baker    18

InfernoX14    18

Alan8or    16

cooker52    15

Diriye    14

Jay H 237    14

Rich Kressly    14

Tottanka    12

Schnabel    11

Libby K    10

MissInformation    10

3dude_2231    10

Pavan    10

Lil' Lavery    9

Cynette    9

KarenH    8

Hiteak    8

Alex Cormier    8

Nuttyman54    8

Danielle H    8

Richard    7

Koko Ed    7

wpdrummer    7

Alexa Stott    6

Kristian Calhoun    6

Rosiebotboss    6

Michelle Celio    6

basicxman    6

zinefer    6

Tim Delles    5

Jeff Rodriguez    5

taylort    5

Dave Scheck    4

Joe Matt    4

"Big Mike"    4

Bcahn836    4

SSMike    4

Derek Smith    3

Otaku    3

Protronie    3

artdutra04    3

BandChick    3

Bharat Nain    3

Dorienne    3

Elgin Clock    3

robotcanuck1676    3

Zyik    3

Karibou    3

lilstogi11    3

11Mort11    2

Beth Sweet    2

ChrisH    2

dhoizner    2

iCurtis    2

KTorak    2

Peter Matteson    2

ShaneP    2

sishu7    2

Spiffizzle    2

Tetraman    2

vhcook    2

1902_Battery_SGT    2

Jeremiah Johnson    2

lingomaniac88    2

Matt Attallah    2

Water Bandit23    2

114ManualLabor    1

65_Xero_Huskie    1

acdcfan259    1

andrew348    1

bduddy    1

blakcheez    1

blaxbb    1

Carol    1

cobrawanabe1699    1

Conor Ryan    1

crafty    1

Goober!!!    1

Herodotus    1

Jack K.    1

JBotAlan    1

Jessica Boucher    1

jmb226    1

JMB226    1

KelliV    1

Littleswimmer14    1

SlimBoJones    1

Steve W    1

whlspacedude    1

Kyle Love    1