Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #207

Alright, alright, I'm coming. ;)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

President Bush: So I just... Whoops! Sorry about that Dean. You probably shouldn't stand so close to the rack. Look at it this way, at least now you've got something to discuss the next time you go hunting with the Vice-President.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."

Snap to the present:

While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...

Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."

Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....

Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"

MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"

Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) dlavery
3) Andy Baker
4) GaryVoshol
5) EddieMcD
6) EricS-Team180
7) Lil' Lavery
8) EricH

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Patton

Aww crap, this is too hard. Lets just do the GO MOE cheer again....

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Travis Hoffman    139

EddieMcD    138

JaneYoung    132

GaryVoshol    129

boiler    122

Wayne Doenges    121

KathieK    114

kramarczyk    103

Don Rotolo    96

EricH    93

Al Skierkiewicz    85

EricS-Team180    83

Rich Wong    71

skimoose    54

rocketperson44    33

BlondeNerd    33

lukevanoort    30

Greg Needel    30

Barry Bonzack    28

Rick TYler    25

dlavery    22

raymaniac    21

Andy Baker    20

joshsmithers    19

InfernoX14    18

Alan8or    16

cooker52    15

Diriye    14

Jay H 237    14

Rich Kressly    14

Tottanka    12

Lil' Lavery    11

Schnabel    11

Libby K    10

MissInformation    10

3dude_2231    10

Pavan    10

Cynette    9

KarenH    8

Hiteak    8

Alex Cormier    8

Nuttyman54    8

Danielle H    8

Richard    7

Koko Ed    7

wpdrummer    7

Alexa Stott    6

Kristian Calhoun    6

Rosiebotboss    6

Michelle Celio    6

basicxman    6

zinefer    6

Tim Delles    5

Jeff Rodriguez    5

taylort    5

Karibou    5

Dave Scheck    4

Joe Matt    4

"Big Mike"    4

Bcahn836    4

lilstogi11    4

SSMike    4

Derek Smith    3

Otaku    3

Protronie    3

Ken Patton    3

artdutra04    3

BandChick    3

Bharat Nain    3

Dorienne    3

Elgin Clock    3

robotcanuck1676    3

Zyik    3

Water Bandit23    3

11Mort11    2

Beth Sweet    2

ChrisH    2

dhoizner    2

iCurtis    2

KTorak    2

Peter Matteson    2

ShaneP    2

sishu7    2

Spiffizzle    2

Tetraman    2

vhcook    2

1902_Battery_SGT    2

acdcfan259    2

Jeremiah Johnson    2

jmb226    2

lingomaniac88    2

Matt Attallah    2

114ManualLabor    1

65_Xero_Huskie    1

andrew348    1

bduddy    1

blakcheez    1

blaxbb    1

Carol    1

cobrawanabe1699    1

Conor Ryan    1

crafty    1

Goober!!!    1

Herodotus    1

Jack K.    1

JBotAlan    1

Jessica Boucher    1

KelliV    1

Kyle Love    1

Littleswimmer14    1

SlimBoJones    1

Steve W    1

tim_reiher    1

whlspacedude    1

Onward!