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Andy Baker 15-07-2008 15:31

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
I'm happy to announce this lovely list of pig-kissing candidates:

Jane Young
Heidi Foster
Paul Copioli
Steve Florence
Tim Baird
Karthik Kanagasabapathy
JVN
Billfred Leverette
Travis Hoffman

I'm working on 1 or 2 more.

Plus... we decided to add a tweak to the rules: the person with the least amount of money in their bucket has to hold the pig while the winner kisses it.

Oink oink,
Andy Baker

Katie_UPS 15-07-2008 15:53

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
No Kevin Kolo-J?

tim_reiher 15-07-2008 16:08

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Katie_UPS (Post 756877)
No Kevin Kolo-J?

Don't lose hope so soon :)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker (Post 756871)
I'm working on 1 or 2 more.

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Quote:

Plus... we decided to add a tweak to the rules: the person with the least amount of money in their bucket has to hold the pig while the winner kisses it.
Who's going to take all of the money out of Karthik's bucket and put it into JVN's? Somebody's gotta do it...



Quote:

Oink oink
I just have to...

BOOM!

Aidan F. Browne 15-07-2008 20:20

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Noble (Post 756816)
You have this all wrong. I think it should be you being nominated. You helped develop the rules that so many people enjoyed this year. A little pay back might be in order by many. I am sure a few teams will want get back for G22 or G42 penalties that were called against them Mr. Head Ref.

Hmmm... G22... G42... umm... how about "I don't make 'em, I just enforce 'em"?... yeah - thats it... right? :ahh:

<Gulp> Is it a cute pig?

dlavery 15-07-2008 20:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan F. Browne (Post 756912)
Hmmm... G22... G42... umm... how about "I don't make 'em, I just enforce 'em"?... yeah - thats it... right? :ahh:

<Gulp> Is it a cute pig?

Hey Aidan - remind me again who wrote the first draft of Chapter 7 last year?

-dave


(just doing my little bit to ensure Aidan's bucket gets REALLY full)



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JVN 15-07-2008 20:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery (Post 756915)
Hey Aidan - remind me again who wrote the first draft of Chapter 7 last year?

-dave


(just doing my little bit to ensure Aidan's bucket gets REALLY full)

Two Words:
Stack Attack.

I guess that's why there is no "Dave Lavery" bucket?

Aidan F. Browne 15-07-2008 21:05

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery (Post 756915)
Hey Aidan - remind me again who wrote the first draft of Chapter 7 last year?
-dave
(just doing my little bit to ensure Aidan's bucket gets REALLY full)
.

dave - if we were talking about the first draft I wouldn't be worried about my bucket filling up... the question is where the heck did <G22> and <G42> come from? :confused:

(just doing everything I can to keep my bucket less full than the next poor soul)

Billfred 15-07-2008 21:15

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Perhaps the biggest factor in this contest: Will Karthik be singing at any time before alliance selection? ;)

Andy Baker 15-07-2008 21:37

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker (Post 756871)
I'm working on 1 or 2 more.

3 more contestants are added to the pigsty:

Steve Shade
Amanda Morrison
Dr. Aidan Browne

This gives us a nice dozen candidates, combining these three with the nine below.

Jane Young
Heidi Foster
Paul Copioli
Steve Florence
Tim Baird
Karthik Kanagasabapathy
JVN
Billfred Leverette
Travis Hoffman

We had a mess-o nominations. Thank you all for throwing names into the trough. Not all were invited to participate. We were aiming for 6-7, but ended up with 12. That is plenty. Unfortunately, some invited candidates were chicken.

See y'all soon,
Andy

JaneYoung 15-07-2008 22:36

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All you fellow pig-kisser wannabes out there, just so you know:

I'm practicing my pucker.

(we won't talk about how funny my husband thinks this is...)

Travis Hoffman 15-07-2008 22:48

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Is there a "write-in" bucket for Dave Lavery?....

So....let the campaigning begin!

First of all, it seems almost inevitable that one of the pictures taken of the *special* moment of pig-human interaction is almost guaranteed to get into one of Billfred's Caption Contests. Now who REALLY wants to have yet another caption photo featuring Copioli, JVN, or Karthik? Wouldn't you rather have a shot at the guy who mercilessly lampoons subjects with his award-winning captions week after week? Wouldn't you like to finally get back at yours truly? If you've always wished you had a chance to return the favor, you will see to it that I "win" this contest by filling up my bucket, thus ensuring my ultimate humiliation.

On the other hand, if you feel some other individual is more worthy of this honour than I (of course you do!), you will do your best to overflow those other 11 buckets. To do my part, I'd like to find a way to get the CD community NOT attending the IRI involved in the voting. I think I can do more damage/raise more total money if I facilitate this "ballot-stuffing" for my fellow candidates.....

Soooooooooo...PM me about my PayPal advance CD fundraising campaign - for the other candidates.... Let me know which campaign you wish to donate toward and how much - $5 USD minimum per candidate. Operators are standing by. Serious inquiries only. :cool:

gblake 15-07-2008 23:27

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Quote:

To do my part, I'd like to find a way to get the CD community NOT attending the IRI involved in the voting.
Travis,

Way ahead of you, :)

Dave Stevens and I each already dropped a twenty dollar bill into an envelope this AM and sent them on their way to one Mr Jeff Smith there in Indianapolis.

With a little help from his friends, Jeff intends to run for you lucky IRI guests, the fun, 6-player, Overdrive simulation (aka 5thGear) that was in the Lockheed Martin exhibit in the NASA/VCU Regional's Technology Row. (Here is a photo
The 2008 NASA/VCU FRC Regional 5thGear World Champions:))

Dave and I invited Jeff to keep track of the alliance that racks up the highest 5thGear score during IRI, and to then bestow upon them the honor and privilege of depositing our $40 of mentor money into the bucket of the nominee that, in their estimation, promises to be the best passionate porcine pucker practitioner.

Until that winning alliance is announced and the money deposited, no one is safely perched in the pleasantly prestigious penultimate position if they aren't at least $40.01 behind the leader :)

Blake (I wish I could be there) Ross

Billfred 15-07-2008 23:28

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Since Travis brought the subject up, I went back and calculated the combined scores across all five years of the caption contest for the contestants. In no particular order:

Steve Shade: Never entered
Amanda Morrison: 57 + 34 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 91 career points
Dr. Aidan Browne: Never entered
Jane Young: 0 + 22 + 111 + 134 + 2 = 269 career points
Heidi Foster: 160 + 137 + 111 + 10 + 0 = 418 career points
Paul Copioli: Never entered
Steve Florence: Never entered
Tim Baird: Never entered
Karthik Kanagasabapathy: Never entered
JVN: 54 + 12 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 66 career points
Billfred Leverette: Never entered (obviously)
Travis Hoffman: 151 + 138 + 80 + 140 + 1 = 510 career points

I'll further note that Travis has some twenty-two burn awards from over the years. (Heidi has a relatively miniscule eleven.)

One more friendly reminder: Don't shoot the messenger! :eek:

(One other thing for the stat nerds: EddieMcD slots between Travis and Heidi on the all-time list with 429 points and eighteen burn awards. Just to give you a gauge and all.)

JaneYoung 15-07-2008 23:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gblake (Post 756962)
... porcine pucker practicioner.



woo! Can you say that 3 times? Awesome p's. And that stands for pig and and that rhymes with gig and there you have it.

The Porcine Pucker Practitioner Pig Gig otherwise known as the Kiss-A-Pig Contest. Party on!

Brandon Martus 16-07-2008 09:37

Re: IRI Fundraiser - Kiss the Pig contest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman (Post 756951)
To do my part, I'd like to find a way to get the CD community NOT attending the IRI involved in the voting.

Why restrict it just to the CD community? I think I'm gonna take up a collection here at IFI. I'm sure many of his co-workers here in Greenville, TX want to see photos of JVN kissing a pig. :-D


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