Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

[obviously not an entry]

Eh heh--I could've sworn that Indiana was central time. I'll stand by it, though. :o

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

<not an entry> Usta was, most of IN stayed on Standard time all year long. Indy was always in EST. </not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

Chris: Excuse me, but what's going on out here?
Andy: Well, Paul's scared because his microphone battery is dead and someone just ran to the store to buy a new one. We need a live... is it a live pig?
*Gary nods*
Andy: We need a live pig to take the curse off the rack and nobody seems to know how to call that potential interference.
*to the group*
Chris: Is that about right?
*they nod*
Andy: We're dealing with a lot here.
Chris: Okay, well, uh... we can pretend to be deliberating about the penalty until we get Paul a new battery, we'll call interference on Red and it won't affect the outcome of the match so no one will be upset, and we're in the middle of Indiana, so someone's bound to have a pig. Ok let's Rack n' Roll.

This caption may or may not have been inspired by Bull Durham.:yikes:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

I retract my entry and bow to the excellence above.

AB

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

Andy: Chris, Paul doesn't believe me! Doesn't the macarena go like this???
Chris: Um, gee, I'm not sure I've ever paid attention...
Paul: I say let's skip it and do the Cha Cha Slide instead!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

Andy: Chris, do you have any more breath mints, Paul wants one after kissing the pig.

Chris: Nope, the pig got the last one after kissing Paul.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

Andy: “The last game coming up!
I can’t wait to grab my favorite drink like this and kick up my sore feet.
Can’t wait…. Orange NEHI and MOON PIE!!!”

Chris, “Grape is better.”

Andy,” No sir, ORANGE is the best.”

Chris, “GRAPE is the best. We’ll ask Paul.”

Paul, “Peach always the best.”

Announcer, “And the referees are still arguing the last ruling…..”

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

Ref: *slams hand on imaginary table* "Chris, how many times do I have to tell you: No matter how cool and awesome that light-up vest looks, you're not allowed to blind the crowd with it. "
Chris: "But...but...but...IT'S SHINY!"
Ref: "Yes, so I must resort to wearing a hat with a brim so that I can actually see what's happening on the field."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #210
 

Here goes!

First place goes to:



Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) boiler
3) Andy Baker
4) rocketperson44
5) kramarczyk
6) KathieK
7) GaryVoshol
8) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!