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Re: CD's Unoffical Caption Contest #213

Place: Bazooka Labs
Procedure: Operation Big Wad
Team: The Bubble Heads

Team Leader: Ok guys, Operation Big Wad is about to begin. Remember:

- don’t chew this thing up
- if it looks like it’s going to blow, stick with it but don’t gum up the works
- no popping off
- you aren’t Gumshoes, you’re Bubble Heads. In other words, don't burst your own bubble thinking too much.

Let’s get this deal wrapped up.

Re: CD's Unoffical Caption Contest #213

Unfortunately, this machine doesn't shrink people as it does in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The Oompa Loompas that you think that you are seeing are really just *incredibly smart people* in disguise.

</epic fail of an entry>

*If it isn't offensive, substitute "geeks" here

Re: CD's Unoffical Caption Contest #213

Wait, what's this? Billfred judging on a Sunday? This is madness!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Here we see a hitherto unknown splinter group from the Tech Tigers attempting to assemble a new team member 'from scratch'. Overheard: "Bwaaahaahaha...and you though we recruited our new members!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

Overheard in medical school:

Robot: *beep* OK, guys... I need a volunteer to practice on. *beep*
TechTigers: *grin while looking nervously at each other*
Robot: *beep* Well? Who's it going to be? *beep*

At which point, the team reprogrammed it.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) GaryVoshol
3) Travis Hoffman
4) Lions for First
5) JaneYoung
6) Karibou
7) KarenH

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Here we see how Krispy Kreme injects the creamy filling into their donuts.

(It burns because all true Krispy Kreme addicts know that there is no true donut but the original glazed. Well, and maybe the chocolate-iced ones with sprinkles.)

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Don Rotolo    19

EricH    16

Travis Hoffman    16

InfernoX14    15

kramarczyk    14

acdcfan259    14

FoXy92    11

boiler    10

rocketperson44    9

Wayne Doenges    8

GaryVoshol    8

JaneYoung    7

Karibou    7

Rich Wong    7

Lions for First    7

KathieK    6

EricS-Team180    5

Al Skierkiewicz    4

lingomaniac88    4

Greg Needel    3

tim_reiher    3

"Big Mike"    3

BlondeNerd    2

SlaminSwimster    2

KarenH    2

Water Bandit23    1

Onward!