Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #215

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This is what happens when robots put tubes on the President: "GO MOE! Get out of here!"

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Mission accomplished - leaving the grass a little greener on the other side.

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Gate slams behind him.

"That's the last time you're coming here."

"Oh come on... he'll be fine. I mean you should of seen what happened to our programmer."

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The President showed no interest in MOE's robot once he found out it didn't run on $5.00 a gallon premium gasoline. Here we see the CEO of Texas' biggest oil company happily punting Moezilla to the curb at his benefactor's request.

"I reckon we don't need any more dang gumb' "green" machines 'round these here parts. Thar ain't no "green", only "black" - Black Gold, Texas Tea.......Yeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ! Now it's time to go order me up another one of them there diamond-encrusted solid gold toothbrushes.....

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Guy with cart: You might want to replace that fence with 80/20. See how on the cart I can mount things anywhere on it without drilling holes?

Secret service agent: Does it have to come in that color?

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M.O.E> now that I have left nano-MOE spawn in the oval office, soon it will no longer be MOE of Team 365, but 365 days of MOE - world dominator! muahahahahahahahaha!

Guy pushing M.O.E> Hey. Is the robot still on?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #215

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman (Post 762615)

The President showed no interest in MOE's robot once he found out it didn't run on $5.00 a gallon premium gasoline.

Aaaaactually, gas around here back in the day was in the low twos. On the drive home, I noticed a gas station sitting at a relatively low (compared to five bucks a gallon) $3.25. :P

And now that people in most parts of the country hate me, first place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

"They told me the president has already seen enough robots for today. They suggested I take it over to the Brazilians or the Canadians or the New Zealanders?!?! OK, I can understand Brazil, the Canadians maybe, but New Zealand? Do they know something I don't?"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Guard closing gate: "Don't you EVER again bring in something that the President could use to smash one of our chandeliers!"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Schnabel
2) JaneYoung
3) rocketperson44
4) EricS-Team180
5) Lions for First
6) KathieK
7) rtfgnow
8) Don Rotolo
9) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

This is what happens when robots put tubes on the President: "GO MOE! Get out of here!"

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Don Rotolo    24

EricH    24

rocketperson44    21

Travis Hoffman    19

Al Skierkiewicz    16

kramarczyk    16

acdcfan259    16

InfernoX14    16

GaryVoshol    14

boiler    13

FoXy92    11

Wayne Doenges    11

KathieK    10

JaneYoung    10

Karibou    10

Lions for First    10

EricS-Team180    7

Rich Wong    7

lingomaniac88    6

SlaminSwimster    4

BlondeNerd    3

Greg Needel    3

tim_reiher    3

"Big Mike"    3

Jay H 237    2

KarenH    2

rtfgnow    2

Schnabel    2

Water Bandit23    2

Elgin Clock    1

MoeMom    1

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #215

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred (Post 762692)

Aaaaactually, gas around here back in the day was in the low twos. On the drive home, I noticed a gas station sitting at a relatively low (compared to five bucks a gallon) $3.25. :P

Exaggeration for effect. At least relative to my area, where it has come down quite a bit, from ludicrous to merely ridiculous.

[random postulating] It'll go back up following the election. [/random postulating]

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Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman (Post 762750)

[random postulating] It'll go back up following the election. [/random postulating]

I agree and will add that it will come down even further as we approach the Republican convention.