Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #216

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Andy was definitely not a fan of the RC turtle Jess got him for his birthday. A marital retribution equivalent to a hundred thousand clipboard whacks soon followed.

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Move to the left... oh, too far. Move to the right, just a bit. There. Say "cheese" on 3: 1... 2....

ah!

Hey you with the "Hanson Brothers Fan Club" on the back of your shirt... get out of the way!!

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[Voice over Voice] In a world where turtles rule with an iron fist, one man fights back.[/Voice over Voice]

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Quote:

Originally Posted by acdcfan259 (Post 763020)

[Voice over Voice] In a world where turtles rule with an iron fist, one man fights back.[/Voice over Voice]

Can turtles make fists? Other than the teenage mutant ninja variety, that is? :p

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Here, Andy Grady learns what many new runners often learn after their first race: taking longer steps does not increase your speed, taking quicker steps does.

Thus, he learns this the hard way. He is beaten by a turtle in a sad attempt to get to the game hint first.

[NPOE]I think that actually running Cross Country this year is affecting my brain. Now, I'm applying CC morals to robotics. Something is VERY wrong here...[/NPOE]

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Here we find Andy getting even with the game hint after being sucked into the fabled, "slow and steady" approach for Overdrive.

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commentator #1> ...really didn't think Bill Slowsky'd win this one!

commentator #2> well, he really showed he's made of iron! That's for sure!

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"Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it." ~Crush, Finding NEMO

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Alright, so the Labor Day weekend threw me off. :P

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

When things go wrong on the Super Mario Bros. set:

Director: "CUT! You're supposed to jump on the Koopa Troopa BEFORE kicking it at the Goombas! Ugh... why did that Italian plumber have to take a vacation now?"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Tortoise: This is what happens when you lose by the hare on your chinny chinny chin.

Andy: If YOU would have just SLOWed down - it would have been a breeze.

Tortoise - Not when the name of the game is OVERDRIVE, dude. I am wedded to no myth, no legend. I have my own plane - er, plan. Win.

Andy: ok, ok - let's shellve this discussion 'til next season.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) Don Rotolo
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Travis Hoffman
8) Andy Baker
9) SlaminSwimster

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Water Bandit23

Turtle: "Why are all these nerds staring at me, making faces, screaming, and abusing me??"

Andy G.: "Darn you Dave Lavery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Don Rotolo    26

EricH    26

rocketperson44    22

Travis Hoffman    21

Al Skierkiewicz    18

kramarczyk    17

acdcfan259    17

InfernoX14    16

lingomaniac88    16

JaneYoung    15

GaryVoshol    15

boiler    14

Wayne Doenges    13

KathieK    12

Karibou    12

FoXy92    11

Lions for First    11

EricS-Team180    8

Rich Wong    7

SlaminSwimster    6

Water Bandit23    5

tim_reiher    4

BlondeNerd    3

Greg Needel    3

rtfgnow    3

"Big Mike"    3

Andy Baker    2

Jay H 237    2

KarenH    2

Schnabel    2

Elgin Clock    1

MoeMom    1

Onward!