Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217
 

A married couple attends the championship event:

Wife: These seats are horrible!
Husband: Hey, you're the one who wanted to get a close view of the action!
Wife: Yes, but not like this! Half our view is obstructed by the driver, and this blue light is getting in my eyes!
Husband: *screaming* What will it take for me to satisfy you these days?!
Wife: *also screaming* Well, maybe if you could clean the house once in a while, then I'd--
Husband: *still screaming* Oh, there you go again with the house! Do you know how many hours I have to put in every week at work?!

*continues arguing for three days straight*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217
 

After drinking from the font of knowledge that is Vielkind-N, <yoda voice> "Know not where the front is, do you?"</yoda voice>, Grant instigates the first 7 bot pile-up in FIRST history. (Poor placement of the queueing filler line was certainly a contribuitng factor.)

Heard from peanut gallery, "Gee, Force it why don't you."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217
 

Grant was tired of waiting for Billfred to score the latest caption contest, so he found something better to do.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217
 

Guys, I've got the robot! Now if only I can find which way is forward on this thing, I could drive it out of here and make a clean heist...

<NPOE> Billfred, did you purposefully make Caption contest #thunder chickens have a thunder chicken in it?

(Maybe I'm just slow......)<NPOE>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217
 

Me? Do that? Never!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) GaryVoshol
3) boiler
4) Wayne Doenges
5) lingomaniac88
6) Barry Bonzack
7) rocketperson44
8) tim_reiher

And the burn award goes to:

(Hey, it is still Sunday....)

Which means the scores are:
Onward!