CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #220
 

It's still Monday!

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20254

As always, the deadline is (kinda sorta not really) Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #220
 

*before the picture*
Hapless rookie: "When I presented my idea, I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition."

*loud noise*
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! Our chief weapons are fear and surprise! You are arrested for thinking outside the box! How do you plead?"

Now-terrified rookie: "Umm... innocent!"

"Ha! Ha! We shall soon change your mind about that! Cardinal, the Tetra! Now, how do you plead?"

Rookie: "Innocent! I was thinking outside the tetra!"

(with apologies to Monty Python)

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In Soviet Russia, tetra grabs YOU!!

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Can't we think of a better way for the human player to get the tetra to the robot?

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Student:
Hm, wonder if I'm in too deep to just walk away...what do you think?

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News Reporter:

"...but luckily, this season FIRST reported only 259 robot related injuries...and a very rare case of a Tetraphobic breakdown"

(Yes I know what tetraphobia really is)

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My God! It's the Hunchback of Tetra Dame. :rolleyes:

or it could be another FIRST Great Movie Re-enactment with the student as Igor (Eye Gor) and the Mentor as Dr. Frankenstein

Mentor, "You know I'm a rather gifted surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump."

Student, "What Hump?"

-Young Frankenstein :p

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This year's unofficial game hint: "FIRST freshman hurling through tetra."

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all your base are belonging to the tetra

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Pictured: the mascot for Team 3121: The Marionettes

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Mentor: "You will stay in that position until you can tell me the difference between a tetra and a trackball."

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This is what happens to programmers when the robot doesn't work properly.


<kinda sorta not part of entry>
Programmer (in tetra): "But it's a mechanical problem, I swear!"
Team member from the mechanical team: "RIGHT, just blame it on us, why don't you. EVERYONE knows that the code is where it all comes down. You're supposed to account for whatever errors that we make, so therefore it's you're fault."
Programmer: "But--"
Mechanical team member: *raises tetra higher*
Programmer: "OK OK OK, IT'S MY FAULT!"
Mechanical team member: *lowers tetra to the ground*
*programmer falls out of tetra*
</ksnpoe>

<really npoe>
No offense was meant towards programmers in this caption. I just needed someone to put in the tetra xD I was GOING to have a rookie be in there (AS. A. JOKE.), but I'm afraid that one would see it and be scared off xD ;) </npoe>

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Late in the build season, this overworked team member tragically mistook a tetra for a mountain dew bottle. Fortunately, however, this bizarre exoskeleton will serve as a great roll cage for next year's game's human player, should FIRST take the racing game of last year to a new level...

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<semi inside joke based on a true story, but still an entry>

That's your punishment for leaving the dump valve open on your drive system & losing us that all important 3rd finals match at the NJ Regional that year Mike!!
Muwhahahahaha!!!!

Now you have to explain yourself to the Tetra, & it's not as forgiving as I was!!!!
:p


</semi inside joke based on a true story, but still an entry>

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This is a scene from backstage at the WTWF World Tetra Wrestling Federation as participants practice some of their techiniques for caoches. Here you see the dreaded tetra full nelson being applied. Just out of camera range another tetra performs a full body slam.