CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
 

Just hammering through them, right?

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32000

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
 

photo 32000

I am the ultimate ruler, i will use this robot to take over the world and than get dave to stop with the water game theries WHAHAHA!!!!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
 

Mike Q: "Hey Bbbrat, you drive a mean marker"
BN: "Broom brooom broooom..."
Guy behind Bharat: "Sheesh, the least you could do uis use the alliance colors."
Guy in camo shirt: "Hey, I can drive that thing too! Broom, broooom..."

[NPOE](Team 25's drive team, using imaginary joysticks (a green dry-erase marker is visible) to control an imaginary robot.)[/NPOE]

:D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
 

Believing is seeing.

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Driver: "I don't get it... how could we have lost that last match?"
Guy behind driver: "Well, first of all, you're driving with MARKERS..."
Driver: "Oh, how could I be so stupid? I forgot to plug them into the driver interface! *stares at driver interface for three minutes* Um... how do these go in again?"
Guy behind driver: "Oh, brother..."

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Wayne C: *thinks* "Raiding the Robotix mentor bin for drivers didn't work too well this year."
*Hollers* "Hey, do I have to come out and mentor you guys?"

Drive team: :eek::ahh::eek::ahh: "No!"

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Coaches are not allowed to touch controls. Here we see an unsuccessful attempt of a coach trying to drive the robot by mind control. It didn't work to control the students; no wonder it didn't work for the robot. However, it wasn't any less successful than the student with the markers.

[npoe] Billfred gives a hint of for contest number 226. And then it's not a picture of Troy Hammerheads? [/npoe]

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middle guy: i is so cool... i drive with markers... (goofly grin)

other guy with hat: uhhh i think you have to drive with the joysticks...

middle guy: NOOOOOOO!!! I DRIVE WITH MARKERS!!!!!

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How could he drive the imaginary robot so poorly that it scratches up the lexan like that?

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Guy in camo shirt: "Let me have a couple of those markers so I can pretend to drive."
Guy wearing cap: "No! You remember the last time we gave you markers don't you? We're still trying to get the marks off the ceiling."
Guy in camo shirt: "I'm sorry."

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Guy taking picture: This is so stupid, you guys, pretending to drive with imaginary joysticks will never get you in the caption contest!

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camo-guy: Surely you can drive-it-like-you-stole IT! BABY!

Hawaiian-shirt-guy: Call me Tony Stuart! but don't call me Shirley!

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Seeing as electronics are based on magic smoke, and Team 25 employs additional magic, this was the logical next step.

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at&t and crayolas collaboration more bars and more markers in more places.

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Why is it that the young guys need things like nitrous to try and beat us old guys.

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OK Bharat, we've got the stance, we've got the stern look of determination, we've got the coach, we've got the ideal driver's station position, we've even got a great robot design, what are we forgetting?
Uh, an OI?!? I thought you were bringing it from the pit?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
 

Driver: I'm going to warp speed!

Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.

Operator: Uhhh... we need to make a turn in 37 ft... we may overshoot it at those speeds.

Coach: Waa... You'll never win if you don't take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!

Driver: AHHHH!!!

Operator: We're coming up on the wall!!!

Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!

Robocoach: ummm... we don't have any proton torpedos...

Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?

Driver: I've got a marker.

Coach: Great, what color?

Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap

Driver: Green... its green.

All: AAAHHHHHHH

SMACK

Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.

Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast... Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
 

Okay, okay, here goes!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) EricS-Team180
3) Don Rotolo
4) lingomaniac88
5) EricH
6) Wayne Doenges
7) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!