CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #227
 

This one's prime.

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28092

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #227
 

No, I can't help you, the red hearings antidote has been bought out by Chief Delphians.

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Coming soon to a theater near you:
The Blair Witch Project: FIRST Edition!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #227
 

Kressly taking a photo of his clone:

Man, something has gone wrong with this cloning process -
- where's the smile?
- where's the friendly welcome?
- where's the 'cool factor'?

and for heaven's sake,
what's up with the hair!?

Kress clone: Namasté, Rich.

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Rich forgets one vital aspect in his preparations for a FIRST event. It's not just the headset, but the headset and the clipboard that gives volunteers their authority. Forget one or the other, and there will only be trouble.

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"This is not the mentor you are looking for. The dude with a headset is free to go. There is nothing to see here."

Later: "Psst, Jess! You want to do a little dirty work? Yeah, that one, with the camera."

Heidi: "Ouch! Dave, you'll pay for this!"

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Wait, I see Dave and Woodie and Dean and Andy and .....and......Billfred????

What started as a great vision turned into a nightmare.

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No, Mrs. Grady, I won't get off of your field. Aaaaaah... not the clipboard!!!!



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(Photographer): So, Mr. Kressly, I heard you do an impression of Sean Penn?

...

AAAUUUUGGHHH!

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"I can't take all the credit for this one, unlike the last four, the team was there to hand me tools "

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In 2020, when FIRST has completely replaced football, famous mentors are hounded by paparazzi

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"hey kid you're gonna look great in this shot!" now, ya think you can grab a track-ball like 1114?"

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New feature of the 2009 control system: The camera can be programmed to capture images of the camera-shy. Rich has realized his team's plot just too late.

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"Wait, you want me to make a face for the camera? Well, this is how I always look. Give me a few seconds to try and look normal, will ya....."

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I just realized that my computer is an hour behind so even though my computer says midnight on the dot, it is in fact 1am.
nice picture =)

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[not entry] I seem to remember that there was a ruling a while back that it's 12 midnight on Saturday, or whenever Billfred gets around to judging the contest, whichever is later. You might have a shot... [edit] Couldn't find it, but it's still tradition. If Billfred hasn't judged the contest, any late entries are fair game to be judged.[/not entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #227
 

Mr. Kressly: "You take on more picture of me and you will regret it."
*snap*
Mr. Kressly grabs camera and tosses it amongst a group of robots.
Robots go nuts trying to take each others picture.

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*Kressly talking in a calm-sounding voice*: "I'm sorry, I never gave you permission to take that picture. According to rule <C502>, you're not allowed to publish that picture because I never gave you permission to."
Ira: "Oh, ok, I'm sorr--Wait, what rule?"
Kressly snatches the camera and runs away, yelling "MY RULE!" over his shoulder

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"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Baker's (the) man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..."
(Mr. Kressly has finally recognized that FIRST Robots can be as intelligent as young children, and interacts accordingly).


[NPOE] If your post hits before Billfred judges, it's legit and scored.[/NPOE]

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #227
 

No, not more changes for 2009!!!

Don't take away my CIM's!!! Leave the bot footprint alone!!!

Ahhh... I'm melting, melting... melting... oh, what a world... I'm melting... OOOOOoooooo...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #227
 

Ha, still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) kramarczyk
2) Don Rotolo
3) Wayne Doenges
4) lingomaniac88
5) rocketperson44
6) Annette B.
7) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!