CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #228
 

Otherwise known as Augustus Captionus Contesticus Maximus.

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23722

As always, the deadline is around Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Pieing mentors is SO old-fashioned!

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Oh hey, you mind if I put this here?

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He found out the cake is certainly not a lie.

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"Get your laughs. Revenge is sweet."


...Oh wait, is the caption supposed to be fake? :)

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The idea of a human player food game was quickly discarded after this brief (taste) test. Which was a shame, because one team was determined to win the Spirit Award with their "Tastes Great" / "Less Filling" chant.

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The bird poo facial that everyone is squawking about is on the way out.

Now, the foodie facial is in and all the rage.

That's the way the cookie crumbles in the fickle world of spa fads.

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Here is your just desserts for being so great, as a second prize you get to stuff a red herring down Dave's nose as his just desserts.

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Now keep still, this treatment will make your all white and pasty, with that unhealthy pallor that's all the rage with programmers....

Stop eating it!


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Samantha: "See, you can have your cake and eat it to."

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the testing of 173's cake throwing robot did not go as planned, much to Samantha's enjoyment

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Just to let you know, you don't taste that good

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Why Jack Links doesn't have commercials labeled "Messin with Ogre"

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...he loves me <slurp> <scrape>
...he loves me not <fling> <scrape>
...he loves me...

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Samm didn't get the nickname Cake by not shoving cake in people's faces, that's for sure! :rolleyes:
Jeff was just one of many (oh... so many) on the list of Cake's victims. :yikes:

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What happens when you run out of pie? You get caked instead.

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Andy here we have the next generation iRobot vacuum with advanced 'party guest' technology.

Say you're having a birthday party for a 3 year old that is a bit overzealous.

Can a get a couple of volunteer's to help demonstrate.
Thank you.
Miss please spread a little frosting across his nose so that we he resembles a 3 year old... or a fraternity pledge.

*SNORT*

Miss, I said, "Across his nose:, not up it.

WOW... that was a bit more than I was looking for, but that's OK folks, I'll just set the device on, "Oh the humanity" and off it goes.

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Sam has clearly never seen Jessica in action, as the clipboard has been proven again and again to be the most effective facial punishment device.

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[new entry] "Let him eat cake!"

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Here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lilstogi11
2) Taylor
3) kramarczyk
4) EricH
5) Jeff Rodriguez
6) Don Rotolo
7) Wayne Doenges
8) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to:

Side note: Jessica's never managed to hit me in the face.

Which means the scores are:

Onward!