Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

I kicked it into Overdrive to get back from space and all I get is this Lunacy?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

[WOOHOO - 1/6 gravity on the crater! I can still do forward somersaults in this thing!]

"And now introducing Team nine sixty-...........(runs, leaps)........OHHH %$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+%&#!!!!!"

Mark quickly confirms that on the regolith, not only can everyone hear you scream, but they can also watch you make a fool of yourself.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

Announcer: Mark Leon - showing his true colors, helping make rocket science a wonder for kids old and young. Doing the math, 'cause it's cool, yeah, you heard me - math is cool. Launching enthusiasm into orbit even when everything appears to be going up in smoke - nah - saw the real deal today.. it's Mark Leon, showing his true colors.

Mark: *thought bubble* Man, I hope this blue hair color doesn't stain anything...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

this is one small step for us crazy announcers and one giant leap for... hey this isnt the moon darn

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

Mark was supposed to walk in slowly, carrying the american flag, to make it appear he was walking on the moon. However Mark ran onto the playing field. When asked why he changed the script, Mark said "They forgot to install the bathroom in this suit and I had to go real bad."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

I can't wait to see him do a somersault in that getup. Fog machine or no fog machine, it can't be done. Hey, wheres the blue hair!?!?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

"This is why we do the math. To not lose bets. Just do the math correctly!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

"Moon Rocks! Ohh wait these aren't real. Wait we are not on the moon either. FIRST we have a problem."p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

"I come in peace, for all mankind."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

Mark was grateful that the smoke machine hid the giant wedgie he got from the astronaut suit.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

Mark always comes prepared. After a large bowl of beans he figured he better wear the containment suit. Problem was the suit was not designed for the outward forces exerted and the suit ruptured as he entered the arena.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

...fall asleep in one planning meeting and look what happens.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #244
 

Some men will do anything to get those moon rocks...
*cue Also Sprach*

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Alright, it's 12:01 AM as I start typing the results. Technically, this is a double-invocation of the BIWWTM Rule...but you're probably asleep. Lucky duck. :P

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Steve W
2) EricH
3) InfernoX14
4) Wayne Doenges
5) Taylor
6) JaneYoung
7) AndyB
8) Don Rotolo
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) RMiller
11) acdcfan259
12) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!