Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #245

Alright, here goes!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

(with apologies to Roger Miller)

(To the tune of "King of the Road")...

Nice hats for sale or rent
Robot Parts...from fifty cents.
By phone, or In-ter-net
I'm as big a sucker as it gets...
Ah, but..two hours of judgin' teams
Ain't as fun as it might seem
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Okay, I'll say it.

Andy Baker is Looking Forward

to taking off that silly hat.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) rocketperson44
3) Wayne Doenges
4) kramarczyk
5) AndyB
6) Barry Bonzack
7) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Andy, addressing the crowd at Friday opening ceremonies....

"I am King of the Dorks, and you are all my loyal subjects!"

Later that day, after his sixth trip to the bathroom, Andy began to wonder why the thank you cookies all the teams gave him tasted like Ex-Lax.....

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        105

EricH        103

Travis Hoffman        100

rocketperson44        97

GaryVoshol        91

Don Rotolo        87

JaneYoung        79

Wayne Doenges        77

kramarczyk        75

Karibou        70

Al Skierkiewicz        61

lingomaniac88        60

rtfgnow        46

Barry Bonzack        44

EricS-Team180        37

SlaminSwimster        32

AndyB        30

Steve W        24

Anna B.        23

acdcfan259        21

InfernoX14        19

Andy Baker        15

Lions for First        15

Schnabel        14

Rich Wong        14

Water Bandit23        13

FoXy92        12

KathieK        12

Akash Rastogi        12

dodar        11

Michelle Celio        10

BlondeNerd        10

tim_reiher        10

typharn91        9

Elgin Clock        9

Enigma's puzzle        8

bobwrit        8

RMiller        6

George1902        5

Diriye        4

"Big Mike"        4

Greg Needel        3

taylort        3

ZakuAce        3

cobrawanabe1699        3

FlyingCrayons        3

Dan Swando        2

Hachiban VIII        2

James1902        2

Jay H 237        2

Jeff Rodriguez        2

KarenH        2

Katie_UPS        2

The Pre        2

andrew348        2

basicxman        2

GillSt.Bernards        2

LittleSwimmer14        2

Raumiester2010        2

Alex Cormier        1

Chief Pride        1

Cuog        1

Dorienne        1

Ioski        1

Kyle        1

Libby K        1

MoeMom        1

Protronie        1

Richard        1

Rick TYler        1

skimoose        1

whlspacedude        1

Zach Purser        1

Zyik        1

Onward!