CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #246
 

This caption contest might've been posted sooner...if my laptop were overclocked.

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21136

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. And, since I'll be at Palmetto this week, I'll accept entries (preferably written ones) in person.

Go!

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"Sir! Reporting for duty, Sir!"

Spam students report to superhero boot camp.

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All hail the mighty Spam Emperor! "Sir what is today's assignment?"

"Find less nerdy poses."

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Apperently SPAM's trying to scare the opposing alliance..... it's not working.

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:ahh: NO CAPES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Super-SPAM!

...no, wait....it's a bird. :o

[NPOE]...walk like an e-gyp-tian...[NPOE]

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Oh what fun their children will have when they find this pic in 30 years...

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student without mask:Oh, no they know my secret identity.
other students: Finally, an excuse to get rid of him.

[npoe]I think its facepaint, but oh well[/npoe]

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One of these three is not like the others. Can you spot who it is? I knew you could :D

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So that's where Usain Bolt got the idea for his iconic pose.

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next thing you know their gonna start flying down from the rafters...butonly if they wear their capes cause thats were there aweosmeness powers come form
[npoe]how cool would that be... the sad thing is we thought about doing that [/npoe]

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News Flash from somewhere in Florida:

So impressed by Spam’s freestanding submission to the game element design competition for a future water game, the deciding committee asked them to remain in place to act as the medal rack for an awards ceremony. The emotions of being the first human water fountain in FIRST history completely swamped the trio, sending them floating (even without the capes) into the wild blue yonder, never to be seen again. Their stand-ins for the water fountain ended up being a bunch of silly flying pigs that kept exploding on impact. What started out as a great submission ended up taking a dive, forcing the committee to krunch the numbers until they were in the pink again, thinking – we’ve been spammed.

Reporter: - and now - more news regarding the latest shark attack as witnessed by some folks claiming they are from Mars... *sigh* I think I need a vacation.

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Always ready for the ninja attack. Thats right we are super spammers.

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Head ref: ummmm sorry guys but its not opposite day... your robot wont be able to drive you around...
Spam Man #1: Thats okay we were violating a G02 any way.

<npoe>
2005 game doc
</npoe>

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SPAM tries to form a human tetra, but missed.

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That tetra came from over there! No it didn't it came from over there! No you are both wrong, it came from over there! Hey, I heard there was a team from outside of Chicago that made it look like it was raining tetras. Maybe they are here!

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spammer on far right: "Not to self, next time... paint face"

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This drive team has figured out the game hint, and is Aiming High. However, they lack a compass, and are in disagreement as to the direction to Montana's Green Heights.

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To protect the youth from devestation!
To unite all nerds, within our nation!
To announce to greatness of math and games!
To extend our reach to the minds and fames**!
Dean!
Dave!
Team Spam, shift off at the speed of light!
In-no-vate now, or prepare to fight!
...
meOWTH that's right!

[npoe]*crosses fingers and hopes that Billfred watched Pokemon at some point in his life*

**'fames'=congresspeople and cool government officials...doing Dean's homework!?
Yeah. I just needed an explanation for that horrible rhyme...[/npoe]

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From the production Spamalot, we have found Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot: A cowardly knight well-versed in the world of musical theatre, Sir Dennis Galahad, The Dashingly Handsome: Formerly Dennis Galahad, a politically active peasant, Sir Bedevere, The Strangely Flatulent: A wise but smelly knight, and Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Show: That pretty much sums it up. Dressed as Don Quixote.

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In 2005, the Palmetto Regional tried adding a synchronized swimming contest to the competition. It didn't work out too well.

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Guys, you got the wrong game. It's Lunacy not Aim High. When will these kids wake up!

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After a year of dealing with ground-hugging zip ties and loading zone infractions, I'd want to fly off to my Fortress of Solitude too....

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Thank goodness for the rollback feature on Google Docs when the wifi gets unreliable! (I'm trying Gears soon.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lingomaniac88
2) EricH
3) Don Rotolo
4) rtfgnow
5) RMiller
6) Karibou
7) AndyB
8) Taylor
9) whlspacedude

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!