CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Yes, it's a little late. Bear with me.

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24769

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda possibly not really Saturday at midnight eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Da Bear:Hey, what do I feel on my head?
voice from out of shot:Sorry, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

I told you I didn't have enough hair for this...

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"so I woke up and saw my highlighter had broken and spilled all over my desk..."

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"I told you guys, there's no WAY we could play in the Super Bowl when it comes to Atlanta, even WITH the cool hair and Da' Bears jerseys!"
"Relax, I'm sure security will tell us there's been some mistake."
"Oh, look. Such nice, cute little robots..."

(The robots in question? 25, 1114, and 968/254. Ready to fire. They should have paid more attention to the green light they were under...)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Mentor 1: C'mon! Hit me!
Student: Uhhhhh, I just painted your head to look like a football helmet. It doesn't ACTUALLY protect you like a REAL football helmet!
Mentor 1: It does when I've got MORT power!
Mentor 2: It's okay, his head is thick enough to take it anyways.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Da Bears' Papa Bears need much better negotiators for Regional Wins when dealing with MORT and the Tech Tigers.

[not a submission]these mentors were awesome!!!![nas]

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Student: Yes, I have to wear the headband. It keeps the rest of my hair on until we're actually picked to be with 11. C'mon coach, bend over and show him the scars where we stitched up your fake scalp.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Da-Bandana-Bear: Okay, howzabout 71, 25, and 217 against Coach Ditka on a Segway. And Ditka's the backbot.

Da-Mohawk-Bearssss: DIT-KA.

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hey now all we need is some yellow hair spray...i mean beard spray and well be good to go :D

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Da Bear #1 - this is that yin and yang thing, right?

Da Bear #2 - ya think?

Team member - guys, this is no time to go deep, trust me - yellow, we need more yellow. And remember when you two do the man love chest bump, don't squish me by mistake. Now hold still.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Mentor with painted head: "That walk from the pits is like a death march, why does it have to be so far?"

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What do I feel on my head? Ooh yeah that painst is really itchy.

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*sigh* The things we do for love...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

(right) I'm choking, someone help.
(middle) here let me pick up my imaginary phone and call the imaginary police.
(left) Look even his head is turning yellow, is that bad?