CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
 

Yes, it's a little late. Bear with me.

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24769

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda possibly not really Saturday at midnight eastern.

Go!

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Da Bear:Hey, what do I feel on my head?
voice from out of shot:Sorry, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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I told you I didn't have enough hair for this...

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"so I woke up and saw my highlighter had broken and spilled all over my desk..."

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"I told you guys, there's no WAY we could play in the Super Bowl when it comes to Atlanta, even WITH the cool hair and Da' Bears jerseys!"
"Relax, I'm sure security will tell us there's been some mistake."
"Oh, look. Such nice, cute little robots..."

(The robots in question? 25, 1114, and 968/254. Ready to fire. They should have paid more attention to the green light they were under...)

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Mentor 1: C'mon! Hit me!
Student: Uhhhhh, I just painted your head to look like a football helmet. It doesn't ACTUALLY protect you like a REAL football helmet!
Mentor 1: It does when I've got MORT power!
Mentor 2: It's okay, his head is thick enough to take it anyways.

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Da Bears' Papa Bears need much better negotiators for Regional Wins when dealing with MORT and the Tech Tigers.

[not a submission]these mentors were awesome!!!![nas]

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Student: Yes, I have to wear the headband. It keeps the rest of my hair on until we're actually picked to be with 11. C'mon coach, bend over and show him the scars where we stitched up your fake scalp.

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Da-Bandana-Bear: Okay, howzabout 71, 25, and 217 against Coach Ditka on a Segway. And Ditka's the backbot.

Da-Mohawk-Bearssss: DIT-KA.

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hey now all we need is some yellow hair spray...i mean beard spray and well be good to go :D

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Da Bear #1 - this is that yin and yang thing, right?

Da Bear #2 - ya think?

Team member - guys, this is no time to go deep, trust me - yellow, we need more yellow. And remember when you two do the man love chest bump, don't squish me by mistake. Now hold still.

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Mentor with painted head: "That walk from the pits is like a death march, why does it have to be so far?"

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What do I feel on my head? Ooh yeah that painst is really itchy.

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*sigh* The things we do for love...

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(right) I'm choking, someone help.
(middle) here let me pick up my imaginary phone and call the imaginary police.
(left) Look even his head is turning yellow, is that bad?

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[real submission, forget old one] (sorry Billfred)

Billfred looks over to Da Bears' coach, thinks to self: "Man what a nice full head of hair."

JVN looks over to Billfred, thinks to self: "Man what a nice full head of hair.."

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...6&postcount=14

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Worried that the shiny bald head would mess with the robots' vision sensing abilities, the referees told Da Bears to cover their coach's head. The team happily obliged.

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Guy with yellow head: "Why can't we just wear yellow and blue jersies to tell what team we are on?"

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Da Bears proudly display some of the most popular YouTube trends.

Guy on the Left: *cue Evolution of Dance*
Guy in the middle: "Ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!"
Guy on the Right: "Candyyyyyy Mountainnnnn Charlieeeeee!"

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Here we see FIRST working at it's finest. These fans have clearly been waiting to be where they are today. They have watched every match on webcasts, and played fantasy first to pass the time. And for the big day, they have gone all out to support their teams!

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On second though, maybe this is one of those areas where traditional sports can be improved upon.

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This is ridiculous. The kids have got to start carrying the robot. I'm too old for this.

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Work is going to kill us on Monday when they see our haircuts.

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Better late then never so here:

Mentor 1 - Mentor 2: How is it I can't see whats going on
Mentor 2 - Mentor 1: It's *stutters* ok
Mentor 2 - Student: You know your not suppose to be playing with the highlighter, your getting it all over your fingers. BTW you missed a spot right above his ear.
Student - Mentor 1 & 2: Relax I got it under control... TRUST ME!

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247?!? I thought you said 11 :ahh:

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Dude! You're right! This marker smells really good!

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Da Bears put on their spartan MORT helmets.

[NPOE]Go MORT! GO Bears![/NPOE]

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Convinced by an evil genius Browns fan that the practice "made Terry Bradshaw the mental giant he is today", here we see Pittsburgh Steelers offensive linemen lowering the collective IQ of the franchise's already cellar-dwelling roster even further by experimenting with paint-on football helmets.

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Welcome to the grand premier of FMSC. Here today are our opening contestants of FIRST Mentors Sumo Challenge. These two mentors have similar styles. They are demonstrating da Bear approach to Sumo. Coming next week we have no Chickens but mentors with X-Cat talents. Stay tuned!

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Alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) NorviewsVeteran
2) EricH
3) GaryVoshol
4) Taylor
5) Don Rotolo
6) Barry Bonzack
7) kramarczyk (tell me about it...)
8) JaneYoung
9) AndyB
10) Akash Rastogi
11) Travis Hoffman
12) Steve W

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!

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Well Jane, it looks like she got us both this week.

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I totally noticed.

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:D :D :D

Billfred, you just totally made my day...Sorry Mark and Jane XD

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The thing is Kara, I don't think Mark or I have a clue as to what you said but maybe Billfred can interpret at IRI for us... <grin>

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He might not have to; I might be headed to IRI myself this year (depending on when I'm actually leaving for another vacation)