CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #248
 

It's still Monday!

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.greenvilleonline.com/apps...rams=Itemnr=80

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Guy in middle: "Go dump in that trailer."
Guy on right: "What trailer?"
Guy on left: "No! The drivetrain failed!"
Middle: "Whaddaya mean, the drivetrain failed?????"
Right: "Tell me that BEFORE I dump, why don't you!"
Left: "Bill designed those, didn't he?"
Middle: "You mean we have to fix his mistakes AGAIN?"
All three: "What we put up with..."

Billfred (off camera): "What I put up with... These guys can't drive..."

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"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"

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Guy with black hair: "If I put a little body english on the controls, maybe I can make this shot."

Coach: "Uhh, we're aiming for that other trailer."

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This team was paired with one that was very eager to score. So eager, they chased down, pinned and dumped on their own alliance. Here we see their puzzled reaction.

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Guy in Middle: What did you just do?!?

Guy on Left: Why did you drive next to the blue trailer when i was dumping?!?

Guy on Right: Since we are the blue alliance, dont we score in the blue trailers?!?

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"Honey, I shrunk Stephen Kowski"

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Hey, aren't those illegal safety glasses on the right? :yikes:

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Guy on left: "I just don't get it, why's it floating up in the air like that?"
Guy in middle: "Um, are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
Guy on right: "Wow, it's starting to tilt over...."

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*In The Finals*


"Ummm....>.>

....<.<

Do you guys realize we're rookies????"


"WHAT!?!?!?!":yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

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The coach "You know the funny thing about this game is .........."

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Guy #2: Oh look, a chicken.

Guy #1: Man, that's crazy.

Guy #3: We're supposed to say that to our opponents to confuse them, not us.

Guy #1: Oh Billfred... how does this go again?

Billfred: *sigh* Lunacy, sheer lunacy.

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Guy in the middle: "No, no, no. That's not our robot. Our robot is over there, in our pit."
Guy on the left: "Wait. If our robot is in our pit, then that means... oh boy."

The other two teams on the red alliance blamed team 2815 for their loss.

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"Hey! They changed the light! :ahh: "

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2815 was awarded the Rockwell Automation Innovation in Control Award for their use of the Wii Fit in gameplay.

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Coach:"Go to the right... No! Your OTHER right!"
Driver:"What, over in the corner?"
Coach:" No, over to the left. You can't hold the joysticks from the bottom. Hold them properly! Yeah, go over there."
Driver:"What, the green dragon?"
Coach:"No, the pink teddy bear! Careful, careful. Now! Drop the claw!"
Arm operator:"Sheesh, it was LUNACY to turn the FIRST field into a giant claw game machine."

::Not an entry:: - I'm with Travis. This pic's not up to your usual standards, Billfred. Get it together! :rolleyes:

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[obviously not an entry]

Memo to self: find much-more-caption-worthy photo of Don, Dan, and Travis for next week... :P

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[not an entry] Wait, wait - I think I got one - "Conan O'Brien tries his hand at driving a FIRST robot".....hmmm.......Nope!....Still a blar pic! :D [/nae]

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Coach: Move it a bit to the left.
Driver: Turn on the fans!
Operator: Are you sure we're supposed to be doing this during the awards ceremony?

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*Robot falls over*
Guy1: Your not supposed to do that!
Guy2: It's the programmers fault, I swear!
Coach: Sigh...

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Hey guys is that our CRio out on the floor?

I was wondering why it wouldn't respond.

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Student in the middle: "What is that?"
Student on right: "I don't know what it is but don't hit it."
Student on left: "To late"
*robot goes up in a huge cloud of smoke and ashes*
Student in middle: "I guess that was one of the randomly placed Land Mines."

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Driver on right: "Is that Danica Patrick driving for the Blue alliance and looking at me? (drops jaw)

Coach: "No, (she's not looking at me either), but I thinks she's zeroing in on our guy with the designer safety glasses."

Driver on left thinking: {Danica Patrick looking at me? Settle down, look cool, now lean and flex the bicep. Yeah, that's it: she's still looking.}

:D

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Is it over already? We didn't score anything yet!

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Guy in the middle: "Hey, look, it's the Easter bunny!"
Guy on the right: "Woah! Can you tell what alliance he's on?"
Guy on the left: "Doesn't matter, he's giving out purple and green eggs!"
Guy in the middle: "Those aren't eggs! They're supercells!"

[npoe]
I secon--, no, wait, I thir--, uhh...I fourth that!
[/npoe]

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(Entry) Let's see how dumb we can look while they are taking our picture. The dumber we look the more likely to make Billfred's caption contest.


(non entry - "See it worked")

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{Also not an entry}: Heh. He doesn't know that I can't be photographed...

Note to Dan & Travis: Please let me know whenever you'll be within, say, 150 feet of me so I can hide my face - you never know where Billfred's minions are hiding with a camera...

{heh}

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(not part of entry) So... THIS is why you don't go to the Championships, you are afraid of Billfred catching you with a camera?! (end not part of entry)

(entry begins...)

Guy on left: dude, did you see Billfred's 'chops this year?
Coach: yeah... someone needs to say something. They are getting out of hand.
Guy on right: what... Billfred's 'chops? I think they are cool.




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AB

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Announcer: This match is inspiration in action... just look at how excited these kids are to be here on the field competing.

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Okay, okay, time to put this one to bed.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) Don Rotolo
3) Barry Bonzack
4) JaneYoung
5) Wayne Doenges
6) AndyB
7) Dan Swando
8) EricH
9) lingomaniac88
10) Andy Baker
11) Steve W

And the burn award, as if you had to guess, goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!
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