CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #250
 

Seems like yesterday we were just doing #25.

Here are the scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28751

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda barely nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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The next contestant (background, in green) has already forfeited, knowing that he would soon be facing either a really good player or a really scary bad player. Or Billfred.

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Billfred so wanted to dress the blue bot up in a curly haired wig and give it a clipboard, but Andy Grady wouldn't let him (we now know that honor is reserved only for Andy at Grady-Boucher game nights). Billfred managed to imagine the bot in "Jess Mode" anyway. Note he still lost. Again.

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The battle for the name tag of: "Best Hair in FIRST"?

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Billfred unsuccessfully tries to
change his lack of street
cred by staging a fight.
Against a female..
Using one hand.
and robots.
Poor BillF.
He lost.
sigh
.

(The cooopertition got so intense, they were at it for quite a while. Tim (the fellow in the green shirt) is shown just a few seconds after he gave up waiting.)


Don

[npoe](The angle of this caption just struck me as beautiful)[/npoe]

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We had to keep ourselves entertained somehow while Tim was talking about the 2000 game again!

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Not only is Billfred beating this girl with his exponential experience, he is also scaring her with his teeth.

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The GDC decided to release an idea for next year's game.

Billfred: This is the worst idea for an FRC game I've ever seen!
GDC: So... I guess it needs a little bit of tweaking?

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...And them they broke
Or Billfred ate them....
We're not sure which one acualy happened.

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Billfred: I must beat her for rubbing in my face that she has 100x more hair than me!!!

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Red card for intentional contact outside of the bumperzone...and for the ridiculous look on Bilfred's face.

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Rumor has it that a cRIO won't necessarily be in the KOP next year. Billfred and Sam are testing the alternative control system.

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Sam: Billfred, no matter how many times you press the button, no little clipboard is going to pop up. This is Rock 'em Sock 'em - not Smack 'em. There is no clipboard.

Billfred: grrr, it's there, I know it is...

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Billfred is the ultimate multi-tasker. He we see him playing Rock'em-Sock'em robot with one hand while keeping the other hand ready to ward off Jessica "The Clipboard" Boucher.

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Billfred's frustration is evident as he learns how to ballroom dance. Sam's smile indicates that the podiatrist approved remedial dance tool is very effective. Sam: "He's getting the steps but we will have to work on his smile for the judges"

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Billfred takes out his frustrations over the moving of the Palmetto regional.

[npoe]OK, I know I can't expect to win with this one, dredging up old hurts never endears you to the judge.[/npoe]

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[obviously not an entry]

Is it still an old hurt if I had to drive up there last month? ;)

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Billfred finally learned how to use robots for a good cause.

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billfred wondering:why cant our robots be this easy to control

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Billfred: Sure, I'll play!

Yet another poor decision by Billfred that resulted in humiliation.
Files image away with window motor drivetrain.

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Billfred: This is why we tell kids to wear safety glasses while playing with robots
Sam: In this case, my forehead protector is clearly superior!

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I will not lose. I will not put another picture of defeat on CD. I must be able to win at something. I haven't got much more hair to lose. AGGHHHH!!!!!

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Billfred (after losing): "I lost. No, I lost to a girl. Worse than that, I lost to a girl who's younger than me."

[npoe]Wow, I think that my originality left with my voice this week.[/npoe]

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Sam is thinking to herself..."Boy is Bill taking this seriously! It's just a game! If I let him win, will he stop making that face?!?"

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Hokay, here we go.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) EricH
3) rtfgnow
4) Barry Bonzack
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Travis Hoffman
7) Taylor
8) typharn91
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!

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Billfred and Sam try to keep a mysteriously levitating game of rock-em-sock-em robots from getting away

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WOOO!!!!! Watch out caption contest! That win has got my comedic juices flowing!

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AWEsome!