Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

The surface of the light side of the moon can reach temperatures of over 120°C. Apparently, someone didn't realize this when she stepped onto the regolith with her bare feet. Ouch.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

*music blaring from speakers*
"It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right!
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight!"*

Audience member: "Wait, that doesn't look like the Tinikling..."

*Or, alternatively, replace with the lyrics found here http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...259#post319259

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

now we know why mark was limping a little bit at nationals...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

This is not why we do the math.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

If you're looking for Chairman's Winners
Scout out the Technoticks,

A programmer with an old OI
He'd use a Chicklet

Now every wheel of a bot chassis
Revolves around a shaft
But Tinikling with an old bam-boo
Makes Mark Leon go daft.

1!-2!-3!-4!-5!-6!-7!-8!
Me ol' bam-boo, me ol' bam-boo
You'd better never mess with my ol' bam-boo.
You can have your Red & you can have your Blue
But you'd better never mess with my ol' bam-boo!

{Video Submission} Everybody sing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgXccbxHbM

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

“Don’t step on her foot!”
“Don’t step on HER FOOT!”
“DON’T STEP ON HER FOOT!”
“D’OH!!!!”

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

Announcer: OK, here we are back at the finals of the World Limbo Championship and we can see our contestants getting ready the sudden death eliminations.

Color Commentator: These contestants are the best I've seen in years; already they've set a record height of 3 inches. Heck, even if they do manage to limbo lower it may still be sudden death from the spine compression.

Announcer: You could very well be right. I suspect that is why we saw Mark Leon break out the slide rule during the last break.

Color Commentator: Yeah, he was probably trying to keep this from becoming HIS last break.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

{not an entry}
Hermes Conrad Lives!
:rolleyes:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

After too many volunteers showed up in Hawaii - no need to wonder why - we see here the third round of Judges Elimination, courtesy of Team 3105.

Later rounds switched to steel pipes.

The crowd for their part just loved it, enjoying the syncopated "Chuck Berry" beat: "clack-cla-clack (OW) clack clack (OWW!) clackaclack (OW OWW) clack clack..."

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karibou

Honorable mentions go to:

1) kramarczyk
2) rsisk
3) Dan Swando
4) rtfgnow
5) Travis Hoffman
6) GaryVoshol
7) typharn91
8) JaneYoung
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) lingomaniac88

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tito H.

“Don’t step on her foot!”
“Don’t step on HER FOOT!”
“DON’T STEP ON HER FOOT!”
“D’OH!!!!”

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        125

rocketperson44        117

EricH        114

Don Rotolo        112

Travis Hoffman        111

GaryVoshol        105

JaneYoung        98

Karibou        86

Wayne Doenges        84

kramarczyk        82

Al Skierkiewicz        69

lingomaniac88        69

rtfgnow        56

Barry Bonzack        51

AndyB        42

EricS-Team180        37

SlaminSwimster        32

Steve W        31

Anna B.        27

acdcfan259        21

Akash Rastogi        21

InfernoX14        19

dodar        18

Andy Baker        17

Rich Wong        16

typharn91        16

Lions for First        15

Schnabel        14

bobwrit        14

Jeff Rodriguez        13

Water Bandit23        13

FoXy92        12

KathieK        12

Enigma's puzzle        12

Michelle Celio        10

BlondeNerd        10

tim_reiher        10

Elgin Clock        9

boomergeek        8

RMiller        8

Dan Swando        7

andrew348        6

George1902        5

Diriye        4

"Big Mike"        4

Tito H.        3

Greg Needel        3

rsisk        3

taylort        3

whlspacedude        3

ZakuAce        3

Alex Cormier        3

cobrawanabe1699        3

FlyingCrayons        3

GillSt.Bernards        3

Hachiban VIII        2

James1902        2

Jay H 237        2

KarenH        2

Katie_UPS        2

NorviewsVeteran        2

The Pre        2

basicxman        2

LittleSwimmer14        2

Raumiester2010        2

Chief Pride        1

Cuog        1

Dave Scheck        1

Dorienne        1

Ioski        1

Kyle        1

Libby K        1

MoeMom        1

mtaman02        1

Protronie        1

Richard        1

Rick TYler        1

skimoose        1

Zach Purser        1

Zyik        1

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karibou
*music blaring from speakers*
"It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right!
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight!"*

Audience member: "Wait, that doesn't look like the Tinikling..."

oh the horror...
my understanding of this was rocky at best. Thank goodness a wise one filled me in.
oh the horror...