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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

It's still Sunday!

Here are the scores after the last round:

Code:

Taylor        125

rocketperson44        117

EricH        114

Don Rotolo        112

Travis Hoffman        111

GaryVoshol        105

JaneYoung        98

Karibou        86

Wayne Doenges        84

kramarczyk        82

Al Skierkiewicz        69

lingomaniac88        69

rtfgnow        56

Barry Bonzack        51

AndyB        42

EricS-Team180        37

SlaminSwimster        32

Steve W        31

Anna B.        27

acdcfan259        21

Akash Rastogi        21

InfernoX14        19

dodar        18

Andy Baker        17

Rich Wong        16

typharn91        16

Lions for First        15

Schnabel        14

bobwrit        14

Jeff Rodriguez        13

Water Bandit23        13

FoXy92        12

KathieK        12

Enigma's puzzle        12

Michelle Celio        10

BlondeNerd        10

tim_reiher        10

Elgin Clock        9

boomergeek        8

RMiller        8

Dan Swando        7

andrew348        6

George1902        5

Diriye        4

"Big Mike"        4

Tito H.        3

Greg Needel        3

rsisk        3

taylort        3

whlspacedude        3

ZakuAce        3

Alex Cormier        3

cobrawanabe1699        3

FlyingCrayons        3

GillSt.Bernards        3

Hachiban VIII        2

James1902        2

Jay H 237        2

KarenH        2

Katie_UPS        2

NorviewsVeteran        2

The Pre        2

basicxman        2

LittleSwimmer14        2

Raumiester2010        2

Chief Pride        1

Cuog        1

Dave Scheck        1

Dorienne        1

Ioski        1

Kyle        1

Libby K        1

MoeMom        1

mtaman02        1

Protronie        1

Richard        1

Rick TYler        1

skimoose        1

Zach Purser        1

Zyik        1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31832

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

Genia prepares for the 2009 IRI eating contest against reigning champion Dave "Bottomless Pit" Lavery. Personal trainer Amanda "Slowpoke" Morrison says, "Genia's almost ready for the event; she just needs to get down to not using the fork to face Mr. Lavery." Mr. Lavery could not be reached for comment on what the bet was that he was taking; Genia and Amanda refused to comment.

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Ohhhhhh the pastry-anity!

[npoe] we're allowed to submit two entries, right?[/npoe]

Genia finally avenges all of those who met the ill fortune fate of death by chocolate.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack (Post 857003)

[npoe] we're allowed to submit two entries, right?[/npoe]

[obviously not an entry]
You can submit as many as you want; I take the last one. (Of course, you can also Not An Entry them to keep your first.)

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Poor Dave....he just gave out one too many confusing clues for 2010. Poor err.....soul?...err.....:confused:

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Clearly the stress of Overdrive had gotten to Genia, and without a Trackball to savage, she took her anger out on a poor piece of cake.

{Not an Entry} I can't win - Barry took my "Death By Chocolate" angle {Not an entry}

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Hey, thats not frosting.

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[Aussie accent] That's not a knife. [/Aussie accent]

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It's the Joe Matt goes on a homicidal rampage pose. :ahh:

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While Jess distracts Billfred with her clipboard, I'll attack him with this cake!

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No matter how you slice it, that cake is toast.

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The inscription on the cake read,
"He who so ever draws forth this sword from the IRI Cake shall be the rightful king of Indiana FIRST."

Afterward Engenia commented.” King? ( munch ) Who is King? ( munch ) I just love chocolate cake!”

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Cake: "Genia, what are you going to do with that knife?"
Genia: "I'm going to cut you up in bite sized portions and eat you."
Cake: "I wouldn't do that, I'll make you break out......in zits."
Genia: "I don't care, I love chocolate."
Teammate: "Is Genia talking to that piece of cake?"
All of a sudden Genia yells "Death to Chocolate!!!"

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Listen. Strange women lying in chocolate cakes distributing knives is no basis for a system of government!

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The cake is a lie...

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What started as a "Westside Boiler Invasion" has ended in a full blown massacre.

<npoe>
Wow, I'm turning into Jane Young...

...awesome.
<npoe>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

William Cakespeare tries out a few lines from his newest play, The Baker of Kokomo:

"I am a cake. Hath not a cake frosting? Hath not a cake milk, flour, eggs, sugar, cocoa, butter; mixed with the same beater, subject to the same bad cooking, prepared by the same baker, warmed and cooled by the same oven and refrigerator as a pie is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?....."

Eugenia: "LET'S FIND OUT!!!!!! *STAB STAB STAB*

William Cakespeare: *Bleeding raspberry sauce* "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!"

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For her birthday, Genia's team let her actually use the joystick to drive the robot! Here we see her showing her appreciation as the robot moved in circles.

(At least, she thought it was a joystick.::safety:: She did begin to suspect something when the base of the controller started to break apart:ahh: ...but chocolate-raspberry cake being shoved into her mouth distracted he long enough to not worry about it much.:p )

[NPOE]Happy Birthday, somewhat belated, Genia![/NPOE]:D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobwrit (Post 857218)

The cake is a lie...

[npoe] WIN.

aww, I need to come up with a new entry now...>.<[/npoe]

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Like any FIRST participant, Genia is always keen on solving age-old problems. Here, she finds a way to halve her cake and eat it, too.

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Sort of adds new meaning to the phrase "I think I'm going to kill of that last piece of cake" doesn't it?

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In 2010, FIRST returned to their roots of maize craze, and released the most unconventional flooring yet, in "Cake Race."

Genia, as she prototypes a wheel, asks, "Hey FIRST, whatever happened to "The hardest fun you'll ever have?" Cake+mountain dew=....pretty easy fun"

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Knives + Cake + Birthday.

Man, I wish I was Genia.

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Okay, here we go! (I've been busy using Faces in iPhoto to simplify finding people in the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

William Cakespeare tries out a few lines from his newest play, The Baker of Kokomo:

"I am a cake. Hath not a cake frosting? Hath not a cake milk, flour, eggs, sugar, cocoa, butter; mixed with the same beater, subject to the same bad cooking, prepared by the same baker, warmed and cooled by the same oven and refrigerator as a pie is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?....."

Eugenia: "LET'S FIND OUT!!!!!! *STAB STAB STAB*

William Cakespeare: *Bleeding raspberry sauce* "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

Listen. Strange women lying in chocolate cakes distributing knives is no basis for a system of government!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) FRC4ME
2) EricH
3) GaryVoshol
4) kramarczyk
5) AndyB
6) Rich Wong
7) JaneYoung
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Barry Bonzack

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocketperson44

Which means the scores are:

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Taylor        126

Travis Hoffman        121

rocketperson44        120

EricH        116

Don Rotolo        113

GaryVoshol        107

JaneYoung        100

Karibou        87

Wayne Doenges        85

kramarczyk        84

lingomaniac88        74

Al Skierkiewicz        71

rtfgnow        57

Barry Bonzack        53

AndyB        44

EricS-Team180        37

SlaminSwimster        32

Steve W        31

Anna B.        27

Akash Rastogi        22

acdcfan259        21

InfernoX14        19

Rich Wong        18

dodar        18

Andy Baker        17

typharn91        16

Lions for First        15

bobwrit        15

Schnabel        14

Jeff Rodriguez        13

Water Bandit23        13

FoXy92        12

KathieK        12

Enigma's puzzle        12

Michelle Celio        10

BlondeNerd        10

tim_reiher        10

Elgin Clock        9

boomergeek        8

Dan Swando        8

RMiller        8

andrew348        6

George1902        5

Diriye        4

"Big Mike"        4

Tito H.        3

Greg Needel        3

rsisk        3

taylort        3

whlspacedude        3

ZakuAce        3

Alex Cormier        3

cobrawanabe1699        3

FlyingCrayons        3

GillSt.Bernards        3

Hachiban VIII        2

James1902        2

Jay H 237        2

KarenH        2

Katie_UPS        2

NorviewsVeteran        2

The Pre        2

FRC4ME        2

basicxman        2

LittleSwimmer14        2

Raumiester2010        2

Chief Pride        1

Cuog        1

Dave Scheck        1

Dorienne        1

Ioski        1

Kyle        1

Libby K        1

MoeMom        1

mtaman02        1

Protronie        1

Richard        1

Rick TYler        1

skimoose        1

Zach Purser        1

Zyik        1

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyB (Post 857227)

Wow, I'm turning into Jane Young...

Andy, you crack me up. It's not that hard, is it? Just think of really bad puns all the time that make people groan - and you've got it made.

Loved your entry, btw. It was a real groaner.:)