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Because I said so.

If a tree falls in the woods and noone hears it, does it make a sound?

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It depends. Can forest gremlins hear?

What time is it?

And I swear to the FSM if somebody says "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time" I will track them down and slurp their pulpified flesh through a bendy straw!!!!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time!

(You asked for it)

Why am I in a hoodie right now?

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Because I always wear a hoodie on Thursday.

Why does our Watchdog keep eating our Netbeans?

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Because he wants to be blamed for all the farts.

Why do cats lick themselves?

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Because someone's got to.
Why do dogs chase cats?

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Because there aren't enough armadillos
On a side note, did you know that the nine-banded armadillo cannot roll into a ball; however, it can inflate its intestines with air and float across rivers!
Why doe people always get mad at me when I stab them thirty seven times in the chest and thein eath their hands?

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Because you misspelled "then eat" as "thein eath".

Where is Waldo?

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IN MAI BELLEH!!!!!!!

Why do they have to ruin a franchise because they want money (aka Pokemon)?

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Because money makes the world go round.

Why does my toe hurt?

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It would appear that God hates you, Mr. Boots! (C&H all the way!)

Why am I such a nerd (not that it's a bad thing)?

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Because you are.

Why is school so boring

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Because you spelled it "school", not a "skuul", which is where the cool catz like me go, and it is incredibly awesome and u r b bein liek "oooooooh, he is liek da coolest kat u ain't nevah sawded cuz he goed 2 skuul and not school"

Why is the English language so confusing?

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Because it feels like it.

Why hasn't anyone posted anything other than superllama12 and me?

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because your answers are lacking in creativity, because superllama12's spelling made your brain's creativity run and hide (which is to be expected).

Why are the clouds so loud?