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They like to go *rumble rumble BOOM*.

Why does my nose have to run at the same time I have the hiccups?

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Obviously because your refrigerator stopped running, and someone had to keep running to keep the hamster wheel that powers you running, and during the switch, the refrigerator dropped some spoiled tacos down your throat, and your inner hiccuper is allergic to tacos. Obviously.

Why did Otto von Bismark back off when his duel partner decided that they would use cholera-ridden sausages as their weapons?

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Because he was a vegiterian.

What is 2+3

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A version of infinity.

What is the url I'm looking at right now?

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How the heck should I know?

What happens when you divide by zero?

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What DOESN'T happen?!

What is the answer to life?

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"Thank you for calling Life. All of our operators are busy at the moment."

Why are things clear?

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Because they are transparent that's why they are clear. LOL


What is the feeling of the pants got ripped while you are playing billiard?

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L2english broski

The noodles! Where did they take her?!

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to planet sauce where they will marinate her till she becomes a noodle herself


When will the pigs fly and dominate the world?

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When exploding bacon gets a pig-shooter like cheesy poof's t-shirt cannon.

What is a crash bonus in MS Pinball for?

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Figuring out how not to crash Windows... it's harder than it looks!

Why is my screen all blue?

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Because it has 26 letters.

How many people does it really take to screw in a light bulb?

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"sigh"

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-1

What is your favorite letter of the colors on the number line?