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It went to FRC robots.


Why is life so hard?

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Because your tears are delicious.

How do I cook a Waffletractor, when all of these darn Waffentragers keep interrupting my Bar-be-cue?

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You don't cook it, you toast it in a toaster and use your robot to fend off the attackers.


How do you spell "ROBOT"?

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Q-I-V-E-G
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Where is The Kretchma?

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That is something only a Canis Familiaris would emulate in your dreams.

What is the Universe?

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You're mom

Why isn't my robot self-aware yet?

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Because Car Nack said so.
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Why don't we use Chernobyl as a prison/death sentence?

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I assume you lose; no question.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...ever?

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Infinite wood

Is the pope Catholic?

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No, he's Σ
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Where is that bleedin' left-handed crescent wrench?

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It's in the same drawer as left handed hammer.

Where is my towel?

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In the dumpster

Why aren't you tape?

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I'm an oven.

Why is mud so clean?

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Because it's dirt cleaned with water!

Why do we get assigned to the blue alliance half of the time when our team shirts are red?

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Because bananas

Why don't we have flying robots playing quiditch while eating hamburgers yet?