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because it didnt fit in france


just Y?

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Don't for get a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, and z!

Why isn't FIRST second?

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Yes, FIRST does have to do with babies.

Why shouldn't we Breakaway? (lame, I know)

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I <3 puppies!!!

will someone please say that I'm awesome?

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whirled peas!

What is a mouse when it spins?

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Mickey Mouse is better that Pooh Bear.

Why isn't Pooh Bear a Drop bear?

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By coloring out of the lines


how did the chicken cross the road?

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Colonel Sanders missed one.

Who let the dogs out?

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Apparently, it was the cake's fault.


what system of government does Kashyk have?
(actually, if anyone knows, tell me. I have wondered for a while.)

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right now their political system is kind of hairy


why does 2+2=fish

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Because 2+1=333,125,123,123,456,678,789,901.12345678900987 654321

Why are geeks so geeky?

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Becuase this is FIRST.

How do you spell spell?

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Sideways.

What color is the sky?

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apply schrodingers equation and then you will know.

Does anyone understand the equation listed above?

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no because bannanas are acually pink with large yellow pocadots.



but why is Chuck Norris so AWSOME!?! :ahh:

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Do not question why he is awesome, you must just accept it.

Where's Earth?

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Located in a tiny corner of what we call the universe.


Who likes my avatar?

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well the number of ions over the second vector is coharrent to the amount of times you allow the atoms of a salt partical to dissolve


is....the graphics?

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yes but only proceed with great caution.


Water on the knee... commit to it?

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Go be a geek.

What color bumpers does the red alliance need to have?

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green

why can't a wood chuck chuck wood

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because pi squared is equal to the number of atoms used to make plutonium

no?

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ask again later

why is pi called pi and not cake?

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because the sun is blue.


why is fire so cold?

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yes.

Have you ever met Chief Delphi?

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thats a trick question everyone knows it takes 3 1/2 cups of sugar to get to the moon.


Do coconuts migrate?

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atoms can move anywhere

where's waldo and his dog?

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The abyss

Why doesn't blue have an orange tint?

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Because apples taste better than oranges.

What?

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OK!

what is the meaning to life?

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42 is the answer to your problemos.

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

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because he failed to blow himself up and comited japanese suicide.

who am i?

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a sack of potatoS?

HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAP LOCKS?

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With apple juice!

Has anyone seen my colon?

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It is right here:

What is the value of infiniti?

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Well, since 2+2=5, I would have to say 225

Who is buried in King Tut's tomb?

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jesus

what is the internet

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program made for attackers and terrorists


why is Obama Prez?

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because people were horribly dicieved and thought he was president bush running for a third term

why do spanish people speak spanish?

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71.

Who can kick the farthest?

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Lieutenant Dan


why are there 50 stars on the flag?

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because.

What comes in this box, this box, that rocks?
(I have the taco bell $5 box commercial stuck in my head)

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A game hint!

What makes team RUSH rush?

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Geddy Lee.

How much wood could Woodie Flowers chuck if Woodie Flowers could chuck wood?

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He wouldn't hurt trees because he wears tye-dye

Why is the person who posts below short?

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Potatoes will take over the world

Why is there evil mercenary ninjas that sabatoge our robot in the room where we build hired by a team that i will not metion so if im right they wont kill me.(hint:there is no hint (there seriously is no hint im just messing with you))

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because you took their bananas.

Why are pandas black and white?

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Because purple and white didn't look right.

Are we there yet?

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we've been there the whole time.

what rhymes with orange?

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door hinge,


what came first? the chicken or the egg?

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What you like?

If all C's some D's, and some D's are E's, then some E's are definitely C's, right?

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yes, cause c= Caromel Frapp. from Starbucks!

Why are none of the people on my team...on here?

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Because they're on a plane.

Why can't people ever follow the directions of a forum thread?

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Because they are imaginary

Why cant i get a pet wolf?

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Pet wolves won't fetch the newspaper for you. It'll fetch your neighbors's arm.

Why does hot water make you feel cold?

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because that's what she said

if the sky is on the ground where is my house?

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In the same place as Scarecrow's brain

How can you tell if you're dead or not?

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Shoot yourself in the head, if you live then there ya go

why do monkey like bananas

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i just gave you the money

Who's buying the pizza?

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The robot is buying the pizza.


Does 2+3=7?

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Possibly. Consult a college professor to find out.

Why is browing chief delphi forums so fun?

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Because "browing" sounds like eyebrows, so that MUST mean growing a unibrow, and growing a unibrow is SO MUCH FUN!!!!

Why do potatoes grow on trees?

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because they cant be as cool as apples and pears!

Why do cats in America go MEOW, but the ones in japan go NYAA?

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because general mao said so.

why is this a dumb question?

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There is no such thing as a dumb question, only stupid people asking questions. I think you can figure out your answer from here.

Why is modern music so awful?

Also, Mangagirl, where did "Japanese cats go nyaa" from, I have a friend who does that in Virginia (well, now North Carolina) and I always thought it was an inside joke, but I guess not!

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Because I said so.

If a tree falls in the woods and noone hears it, does it make a sound?

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It depends. Can forest gremlins hear?

What time is it?

And I swear to the FSM if somebody says "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time" I will track them down and slurp their pulpified flesh through a bendy straw!!!!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time!

(You asked for it)

Why am I in a hoodie right now?

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Because I always wear a hoodie on Thursday.

Why does our Watchdog keep eating our Netbeans?

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Because he wants to be blamed for all the farts.

Why do cats lick themselves?

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Because someone's got to.
Why do dogs chase cats?

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Because there aren't enough armadillos
On a side note, did you know that the nine-banded armadillo cannot roll into a ball; however, it can inflate its intestines with air and float across rivers!
Why doe people always get mad at me when I stab them thirty seven times in the chest and thein eath their hands?

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Because you misspelled "then eat" as "thein eath".

Where is Waldo?

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IN MAI BELLEH!!!!!!!

Why do they have to ruin a franchise because they want money (aka Pokemon)?

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Because money makes the world go round.

Why does my toe hurt?

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It would appear that God hates you, Mr. Boots! (C&H all the way!)

Why am I such a nerd (not that it's a bad thing)?

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Because you are.

Why is school so boring

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Because you spelled it "school", not a "skuul", which is where the cool catz like me go, and it is incredibly awesome and u r b bein liek "oooooooh, he is liek da coolest kat u ain't nevah sawded cuz he goed 2 skuul and not school"

Why is the English language so confusing?

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Because it feels like it.

Why hasn't anyone posted anything other than superllama12 and me?

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because your answers are lacking in creativity, because superllama12's spelling made your brain's creativity run and hide (which is to be expected).

Why are the clouds so loud?

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They like to go *rumble rumble BOOM*.

Why does my nose have to run at the same time I have the hiccups?

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Obviously because your refrigerator stopped running, and someone had to keep running to keep the hamster wheel that powers you running, and during the switch, the refrigerator dropped some spoiled tacos down your throat, and your inner hiccuper is allergic to tacos. Obviously.

Why did Otto von Bismark back off when his duel partner decided that they would use cholera-ridden sausages as their weapons?

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Because he was a vegiterian.

What is 2+3

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A version of infinity.

What is the url I'm looking at right now?

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How the heck should I know?

What happens when you divide by zero?

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What DOESN'T happen?!

What is the answer to life?

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"Thank you for calling Life. All of our operators are busy at the moment."

Why are things clear?

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Because they are transparent that's why they are clear. LOL


What is the feeling of the pants got ripped while you are playing billiard?

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L2english broski

The noodles! Where did they take her?!

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to planet sauce where they will marinate her till she becomes a noodle herself


When will the pigs fly and dominate the world?

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When exploding bacon gets a pig-shooter like cheesy poof's t-shirt cannon.

What is a crash bonus in MS Pinball for?

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Figuring out how not to crash Windows... it's harder than it looks!

Why is my screen all blue?

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Because it has 26 letters.

How many people does it really take to screw in a light bulb?

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"sigh"

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-1

What is your favorite letter of the colors on the number line?

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Sriracha.

What's the meaning of life?

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8

Why can't we have nice things?

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not true, the spoon was invented in 1843

why is sound a wave? why not a particle?

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Because if sound was a particle then it would bust right through your eardrum as soon as you were born and render you deaf.

Where IS Hubert Humphrey?

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Right next to Jimmy Hoffa.

Why is Karthik the overlord of FIRST?