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Dean says so.

Why is a regional so exciting?

Because of the rules.

Why can't we program our bots in MATLAB yet?

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Because you took the blue pill.

Why do our pneumatics want to push down and break everything?

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Because they don't know better.

Why is FIRST awesome?

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Dave Lavery's secret sauce.

Why won't my robot work?

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Wait that's a robot?


How do I program a 2CAN?

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Why would you want to program a bird?


What happens when a dumb question gets a dumb answer?

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It shall be succeeded by a stupider question about the first stupid questions.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood

Why are we here?

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Because we are.

Where did the last six weeks go? :confused:

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It went to FRC robots.


Why is life so hard?

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Because your tears are delicious.

How do I cook a Waffletractor, when all of these darn Waffentragers keep interrupting my Bar-be-cue?

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You don't cook it, you toast it in a toaster and use your robot to fend off the attackers.


How do you spell "ROBOT"?

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Q-I-V-E-G
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Where is The Kretchma?

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That is something only a Canis Familiaris would emulate in your dreams.

What is the Universe?

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You're mom

Why isn't my robot self-aware yet?

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Because Car Nack said so.
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Why don't we use Chernobyl as a prison/death sentence?

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I assume you lose; no question.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...ever?

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Infinite wood

Is the pope Catholic?

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No, he's Σ
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Where is that bleedin' left-handed crescent wrench?

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It's in the same drawer as left handed hammer.

Where is my towel?

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In the dumpster

Why aren't you tape?

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I'm an oven.

Why is mud so clean?

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Because it's dirt cleaned with water!

Why do we get assigned to the blue alliance half of the time when our team shirts are red?

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Because bananas

Why don't we have flying robots playing quiditch while eating hamburgers yet?

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Because robots don't eat hamburgers.

Why doesn't FRC happen all year?

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Wasn't the question "why DOES FIRST happen all year?"?




Is that answer a dumb answer or a smart answer?