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because you slapped a planet

where did i park my tricycle?

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On the moon.

Why must I throw the monitor across the room?

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The keyboard and mouse weigh a ton.

Why did it snow so much?

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because it's almost build season

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

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George Washington

Oink, Oink, BOOM???

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Not if you want sausage.

Does Hawaii have a Cinco de Mayo?

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Yea, its on the 4th of July.

Why is my bus always late??

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because you bus is not the only one to be at the office max sales....there are long lines you know!


...Why can you behave with that stick?

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The stick is being mean to me. Its going to be hard to behave for much longer!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?


VV Commenting on this post here below me because CD won't let me post twice in the same thread more than once in "a few hours" VV

Comment: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TYPE IN A FULL BODY CAST?!?!?

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Due to an incident involving a roundhouse kick, Kage will no longer be available for comment.


Why is snow white?

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everybody already ate the yellow snow


what happened to Schrodinger's cat? should i call the humane society or not?

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I would call pest control, or the U.S. firing squad.


What is the difference between a watermelon and a bicycle?

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No, call Dean Kamen for his new and improved Segway.

What color is George Washington's white horse?

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Redcoat.

Why do I twitch?

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Go ask a twitch-oligist.

Why is the Sydney Harbor Bridge in Sydney?