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Ask a dumb question get a dumb answer
This game was quite fun on another forum a long time ago. Here's how it works: one person asks a stupid question - either one with no answer, one with a very obvious answer, or one that just doesn't make sense. The next person is supposed to come up with an even dumber answer to that question: give an absurdly wrong answer to an obvious question, or just post something completely random and off-topic. The answerer then posts another question, and the game continues.
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Bonus points if your questions and answers can relate to FIRST in some way. To start things off: In what year did the 2009 Championship take place? |
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Because you are not alive.
What is the square root of purple? |
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purple^2
True or false: This statement is false. |
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Everyone knows that that's green!
Why not? |
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what color are red firetrucks?
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False: Ninjas are better than pirates.
Why is a blackboard green? |
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Wait mine is purple.
Why do lies turn into the truth? |
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They just do, we can't help it.
What is the difference between a duck? |
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Why did Woodie Flower? |
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Because it was midnight when the cows came home.
Why isn't it orange in Mexico? |
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I thought people thought it was pink?
what is blue lightings color? |
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Im not sure, but I will find an answer *goes to find a crayola crayon color*
Blue lightnings color is Razzmatazz Why is there an expiration date for sour cream? :confused: |
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So you know when to hold the funeral.
If cows are female and bulls are male, how can there be cowboys? |
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Because I said so.
What is the answer to this question? |
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The SimChickens
Why is Andy Baker so much cooler than Chuck Norris? |
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Exactly.
How many numbers are there in the alphabet? |
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Eleventy cee.
Are there LightningChickens? |
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Quote:
Are you my mommy? |
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A bird.
how many is 42 robots? |
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A bowl of ice cream.
What are the symptoms of turning into a stop sign? |
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A working driver station
Where's my keyboard? |
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Under the screen, by the ceiling.
What's better than robotics? |
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SECOND Robotics Competition
Did you forget? |
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did i forget my birthday????
what does the FIRST logo look like?????? |
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A pentagon, a triangular prism, and a cookie.
(happy birthday lady lightning! today is mine too! ^_^) Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang? |
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Exploding Bacon
What is today? |
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Today is 2009.
What do you get when you cross a poof ball and an inner tube? |
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Water game ^_^
How long is build season? |
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Build time is approximately 3,628,800 seconds.
Do I make myself opaque? |
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No, it's just the mirror.
Who is Andy Baker? |
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behind you.
Got any gum? |
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When the cows come home.
Where is his bacon? |
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Quote:
Why do I bother watching cursed Cleveland teams? |
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Lack of options.
Does Canada have a Fourth of July? |
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Nope. They have a 364 day year.
Does that mean they get to see the kickoff earlier? |
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Because Championship just happened.
Did Travis answer the wrong question? |
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His answer seems pretty valid to me. His answer make total sense in regards to question being asked.
Are you a banana? |
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No im a pineapple.....
what color is the green grass |
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And high tides forever.
How many robotics teams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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None, robotics kids will make a robot to screw a lightbulb in... and beat "through the fire and the flames" on expert mode.
Why is it that fruit and cake are oh-so delicious, but fruitcake is just so horrible? |
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Because purple.
What color are green cars? |
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Plaid.
Who let all the Yankees scum into Quicken Loans Arena last night? |
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Were the Red Sox in town?
Why is the sky blue? |
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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Why don't people play TMBG's "Robot Parade" during the robot parade? |
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Because the terrorists will win.
What color is your parachute? |
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Thread-resurrection yellow.
What month is kickoff this year? |
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Floopruary.
Why was this thread revived? |
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asldkjasldkjasldkjasdlj
Why am I so tired? |
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Go home and you'll find out.
Why was this thread resurrected? |
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Donkey Pancakes
Who am I? |
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Russia
Why is the world round? |
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People kept falling off of the sides when it used to be a line.
When night falls, who picks it up? |
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a janitor
Why does blue and yellow make green? |
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Because there's no blellow.
yet. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck on a Tuesday? |
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Depends on the metric conversions.
Where am I going? |
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You're going somewhere.
Why is i the square root of -pi? |
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I didn't know pie had roots.
How many big bad wolves does it take to knock a building down? |
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pi
How come winnie the pooh isn't married? |
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People cant marry animals, silly... (even though he is adorable).
Is this Chief Delphi? |
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Chief Delphi merged with Huskie Brigade.
Where am I? |
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The abyss.
What time is it? |
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GAME TIME!!!!! RAWRZ
What do you wanna be when you grow up? |
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A Toys-R-Us Kid.
(my keyboard doesn't have a backwards-R-key) Do turkeys floss? |
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as much as the G14 rule
why is you here? |
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Your grammar isn't.:p
Who let the dogs out? |
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Internet memes relating to advice.
What time is it? |
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Quarter til eleventy-seven.
Why isn't it spelled sodder? |
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because good spelling would make pi an irrational number.
Why did i miss somebody asking 'what time is it', not once, but twice? |
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You don't have a clock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Because he/she felt like it.
What do sheep count if they can't sleep? |
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People
Where is the nearest Waffle House? |
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Check facebook.
Why is there no letter between x and y? |
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The mathematicians wanted the space for a parenthesis.
Why "open sesame" instead of "open up"? |
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Chuck Norris didn't approve.
Why does my roflcopter go "soi soi soi soi"? |
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because you slapped a planet
where did i park my tricycle? |
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On the moon.
Why must I throw the monitor across the room? |
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The keyboard and mouse weigh a ton.
Why did it snow so much? |
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because it's almost build season
Who's buried in Grant's tomb? |
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George Washington
Oink, Oink, BOOM??? |
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Not if you want sausage.
Does Hawaii have a Cinco de Mayo? |
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Yea, its on the 4th of July.
Why is my bus always late?? |
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because you bus is not the only one to be at the office max sales....there are long lines you know!
...Why can you behave with that stick? |
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The stick is being mean to me. Its going to be hard to behave for much longer!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? VV Commenting on this post here below me because CD won't let me post twice in the same thread more than once in "a few hours" VV Comment: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TYPE IN A FULL BODY CAST?!?!? |
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Due to an incident involving a roundhouse kick, Kage will no longer be available for comment.
Why is snow white? |
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everybody already ate the yellow snow
what happened to Schrodinger's cat? should i call the humane society or not? |
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I would call pest control, or the U.S. firing squad.
What is the difference between a watermelon and a bicycle? |
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No, call Dean Kamen for his new and improved Segway.
What color is George Washington's white horse? |
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Redcoat.
Why do I twitch? |
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Go ask a twitch-oligist.
Why is the Sydney Harbor Bridge in Sydney? |
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No its in America! Just like the London Bridge.
Why are butterflies seven? |
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Because seven eight nine.
Why is it cold outside? |
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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Will the robot drive tomorrow? |
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my other robot is a car.
How did the smoke escape from my computer? |
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Idk, I passed out from the fumes.
How long will this thread go for? |
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Right now it is 2010
What state will Granite State Regional be held in? |
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Sandstone is in Arizona, so I'll say Nevada.
Why do marmots follow people who have food? |
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Tim-Tams ROCK!!!
Why does London Bridge fall down so much in preschool but not in high school? |
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97
What is the answer to my question? |
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Perhaps the question does not need an answer, but the answer needs to be questioned.
Why is it always electrical's fault? :confused: |
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