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Billfred 19-05-2009 00:03

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
I expect the jokes this week to be extra cheesy.

Here are the scores after the last round:

Code:

Taylor        131
Travis Hoffman        123
rocketperson44        122
EricH        118
Don Rotolo        115
GaryVoshol        108
JaneYoung        101
Wayne Doenges        95
Karibou        89
kramarczyk        86
lingomaniac88        77
Al Skierkiewicz        71
rtfgnow        57
Barry Bonzack        54
AndyB        44
EricS-Team180        37
SlaminSwimster        32
Steve W        31
Anna B.        27
Akash Rastogi        22
acdcfan259        21
InfernoX14        19
dodar        19
Rich Wong        18
Andy Baker        17
typharn91        16
Lions for First        15
bobwrit        15
Schnabel        14
Jeff Rodriguez        13
Water Bandit23        13
FoXy92        12
KathieK        12
Enigma's puzzle        12
Michelle Celio        11
BlondeNerd        10
tim_reiher        10
Elgin Clock        9
boomergeek        8
Dan Swando        8
RMiller        8
andrew348        6
George1902        5
Diriye        4
FRC4ME        4
rsisk        4
"Big Mike"        4
Tito H.        3
Greg Needel        3
taylort        3
whlspacedude        3
ZakuAce        3
Alex Cormier        3
cobrawanabe1699        3
FlyingCrayons        3
GillSt.Bernards        3
Hachiban VIII        2
James1902        2
Jay H 237        2
KarenH        2
Katie_UPS        2
NorviewsVeteran        2
Pat McCarthy        2
The Pre        2
basicxman        2
LittleSwimmer14        2
Raumiester2010        2
Rick TYler        2
Chief Pride        1
Cuog        1
Dave Scheck        1
Dorienne        1
Ioski        1
Kyle        1
Libby K        1
MoeMom        1
Mr. Pockets        1
mtaman02        1
Protronie        1
Richard        1
skimoose        1
Zach Purser        1
Zyik        1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/14069

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

EricH 19-05-2009 01:01

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Onlookers: "Hmm--nice Super-Secret-But-Now-Revealed-Graciously-Professional-Weapon-of-Doom!"

EJ: Dude. It's a goal grabber. What's all the fuss about anyway? It's not like we'll win the regional, you know.

ATannahill 19-05-2009 06:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Hmm thats a really nice hat design, maybe try making it out of cloth and not metal, then maybe take it to a third dimension, sort of like an umbrella. If you do I bet Barry would wear it.

GaryVoshol 19-05-2009 07:28

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Mentor in front, makes silent signal with finger.

Student in middle, "Shh, if we don't say anything, maybe no one will notice."

Mentor in back, "Mum's the word."

Student in front, "I don't think that will work. They'll notice we all forgot our safety glasses. Is it OK if I wear the sunglasses on the back of my head?"

::ouch:: ::safety::

Taylor 19-05-2009 08:45

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
I can't decide if that apparatus looks like a crossbow dart, a two-dimensional grappling hook, or the silhouette of a very overweight penguin. Maybe a pope hat.

Wayne Doenges 19-05-2009 14:17

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Guy on Left: "What is this thing?"
Second Guy: "I haven't seen one these in such good shape. Look how symetrical it is. Notice the lack of corrosion. Look how the Snufaggler fits eloquently into the Waytorcher."
Guy on Left: "Yes, but what is it?!?!"
Second Guy: "I haven't the foggiest idea."

lingomaniac88 19-05-2009 19:39

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Guy on the left: "Those edges are sharp! How did your robot pass inspection?"
Student: "Let's just say that the person who inspected our robot is now $1,000 richer."
Guy on right: "I thought I told you not to mention that!"

[npoe]We all know that no team would ever do anything like that... right?[/npoe]

Mr. Pockets 19-05-2009 20:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Caption:
Guy second to the right: Anyone else think that this bot kinda looks like a face?
Middle man: Woah, that's eerie. Especially that nose, its ginormous.
Guy to the left: It's abstract, yet strangely beautiful. I'm thinking something like "Picaso" in statue form.

DonRotolo 19-05-2009 21:22

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Here we see archeologists from the Phoenix Seaport Museum examining an artifact recently recovered from the submerged ruins of what is believed to be some kind of sports arena' in what used to be known as Silicon Valley, before the great 'quake of 2073, when much of the western part of the North American continent tumbled into the Pacific Ocean.

Professor Wornstrom (at left): "Hmmm, Looks like some kind of cooking implement, are those the heating coils? What's a CIM?"
Professor Farnsworth (center, rear): "No, I think it's one of those three-dimensional smellovisions we have heard about, can't you see the handles?"
H Conrad (far right): "No, you banana splits, it's got to be a weapon, see the knife edge and Fleur De Lis?"
PJ Fry (center front): "I've seen these before when I lived in the 20th century. It's some kind of robotic Wooden Flower thingie."

[NPOE: apologies to Matt G.]

Travis Hoffman 19-05-2009 22:31

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
*man on the left, deep in thought*

"Hmm....why yes, little boy, I do note the irony of naming their robot "The De-Groiner".

bobwrit 19-05-2009 23:24

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Student1:"You see, none of us are realy sure of what it is and what it does. That's why we like to call it the dohicky."

dodar 20-05-2009 11:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Gawkers: WOW! you built your robot with a machine shop in it :eek:

typharn91 21-05-2009 12:32

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
kid in the middle: and we call this operation pfft

FRC4ME 21-05-2009 20:03

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
Guy on left: "Shh, don't tell anyone about the Van de Graff...I mean, decorative metal structure."

Quote:

Originally Posted by typharn91 (Post 860732)
kid in the middle: and we call this operation pfft

[npoe]Funny; our mentor once referred to our dumper as a "'pfft'er"[/npoe]

Anna B. 22-05-2009 16:41

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #254
 
"Shhh! It needs its sleep!"


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